Dog Takes Shit on E3 Showfloor

[Crichax]

Nah, if it was the shit would've glitched through the floor and crashed the convention servers

Or it would have turned turn into something more boring and watered down (like older Fallout games turning into Fallout 4): piss.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

pretty much sums E3 up

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I can't wait for Dog Takes Shit on E3 Showfloor to hit the market.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

I can't wait for Dog Takes Shit on E3 Showfloor to hit the market.

I'll laugh if someone makes a flash game and puts it on Newgrounds.

EDIT: I've got it. Make it a Bomberman clone.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

I can't wait for Dog Takes Shit on E3 Showfloor to hit the market.

With new Funky Mode

 

[Takodachi]

I'm surprised the shit wasnt immediately surrounded by hipster faggots thinking it was another shit indie game.

 

[UE 558]

Is he angry because people like Doom Eternal more than WOLFenstein? cuts own arms over shitty joke

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Was it @timelordinamindpalace's dog?

Wouldn't surprise me, except for the fact that she would have had to take a plane to get there.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'd step in it.

 

[Chichan]

Too bad there isn't a choice for the dog has good judgement.

 

[MediocreMilt]

some therapy dog took a stinky crap on the show floor infront of the Fortnite/Epic Games booth

This dog did literally nothing wrong. What a smart pupper!

 

[Gangster Talk]

Who was at fault here?

Please add an option for "the gaming industry".

10 bitbean says the dog was just one of those fake therapy dogs people who want to have their pets everywhere make up shit for

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I can't wait for Dog Takes Shit on E3 Showfloor to hit the market.

I'll laugh if someone makes a flash game and puts it on Newgrounds.

EDIT: I've got it. Make it a Bomberman clone.

Provided it's not an Epic Store Exclusive, I'll bet you could actually crowdfund some money for it, too.

 

[beautiful person]

Doggo knows what's up

 

[Chin of Campbell]

Poor dog, conventions are already painfully loud and Axe-masked-shit-smelling for our dull senses, that puppy must have been miserable.

Though the joke has been made in basically every post in the thread, I think it's ironic that the two most exciting things at E3 were brown and had extremely close contact with a dog. Just strap a bird to that turd and we're in business.

 

[Red Hood]

In front of Epic/Fortnite?

What a bold and thoroughly agreeable cultural statement! Kull wahad!

 

[Neet Tokusatsu]

I know I'm late but some therapy dog took a stinky crap on the show floor infront of the Fortnite/Epic Games booth
https://twitter.com/TheChrisGlass/status/1139300335632044032 (https://archive.fo/aj6j2)
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Yeah, i can imagine what the dog's owner was like

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

Pictures of the incident from another angle, anything to say @Null?

 

[sad cowboy cat]

guys calm down, it's just another bethesda announcement, happens every year chill

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Whooza good dog? Whooza good dog?

Yes you are... Yes you are!