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[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Lion King 1 1/2 is the superior Lion King cash in. It rivals the Emperor's New Groove for funniest thing Disney has ever done and Digga Tunnah is a great song.

Dig a Tunnel is even funnier when set to the NYC Tunnel Kikes.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

My Asian coworker saw Hoppers over the weekend. In her words, she "absolutely hated it". She said she hated Mabel and how she was rewarded for having no impulse control. She also said it went about environmentalism the wrong way. Lol, not even your target audience likes your shit, Daniel.

I'm a pro-conservation faggot and I hated the main character of Hoppers, too. It was just for the 'stay angry' Tumblr crowd- and I stand by my assumption that any success it had was due to 'lol talking animals' coming right off of Zootopia 2 last year, and nothing else.

Rumor has it that Disney is considering decanonizing the Sequel trilogy

Part of me says this is definitely copium, due to the fact the prequels are more popular than ever and there were rumors of that being 'decanonized' too...
BUT... lmao, Disneyland is de-sequel-lizing its park. And the Disney After Dark events for Star Wars were almost exclusively Original and Prequels... including the cosplayers.
So I HAVE seen it in action already but I don't want to invest too much hope into it.
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Watching Fantasia 2000 with my offspring. They like it much better than any recent Disney slop (well the recent ones I've allowed them to watch. Would never let them watch any of the newer 'queer coded' shit.)

It's a pretty cool movie, just one of those films I completely forget about until I run into it. It really made me nostalgic for the 90s pre-9/11 era of American arts culture.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I'm a pro-conservation faggot and I hated the main character of Hoppers, too. It was just for the 'stay angry' Tumblr crowd

I haven’t made the effort of looking for reviews of the movie, but I could’ve sworn I’ve actually seen some of the Tumblr crowd actually getting pissed because “It tells us not to get mad and compromise with the bulldozing CEOs rrrreeeeeeeee!”

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

Tumblr crowd actually getting pissed because “It tells us not to get mad and compromise with the bulldozing CEOs rrrreeeeeeeee!”

I love it when things clearly made for Tumblr crowds make Tumblr pissed.

Man that message was all over the place.

 

[Fatsuit Shinji]

We wuz puppi skinners n shetz.
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Wasn't there anyone involved not know those paw tattoos are "bestiality/zoophile tattoos?"

 

[starborn427614]

I haven’t made the effort of looking for reviews of the movie, but I could’ve sworn I’ve actually seen some of the Tumblr crowd actually getting pissed because “It tells us not to get mad and compromise with the bulldozing CEOs rrrreeeeeeeee!”

The ending was actually kind of refreshing given the majority of these stories end with le heckin' gov'ment being taken down. I will say that the movie is more entertaining in its wackier moments, especially in the third act.

 

[The handsome tard]

Sometimes I need to get reminded that there is apparently a Lion King cartoon series called "The Lion Guard" where they just introduce Simba having a son (never mentioned in 2) off having adventures and meeting characters from both movies.

Basically its a giant piece of fanfiction

I would say it's flawed in that it's not as good as the first film, and the animation quality is a bit weaker.
However, it's still a pretty good movie that explores the aftermath of Scar's rule and how it affected everyone, even after the Pride Lands recover.

It absolutely makes sense that Simba turns out that way, not just because Scar killed his father, but Simba used to admire him.
He would listen to him and take any advice Scar would give him, partly because Simba saw him as the cool uncle who would let him do whatever he wanted, regardless of whether it put him in danger. And though Scar never cared about Simba, we can see that from their interactions. He still managed to exploit his nephew's admiration for him and used him in his plans to kill Simba and his own brother.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6KlL8AWa_DM
It makes sense that Simba would become overprotective of his daughter to avoid repeating his mistake, especially after the incident with his own father, to the point that he didn't trust Kiara to hunt on her own, even when she was an adult.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ambjdj4MMZA

The tragic thing is that Scar sought recognition and admiration from others, even tho he already had both from Simba. It kind of exposes that Scar's ambitions were far more vengeful rather than just a case of "wanting recognition", as what he truly wanted was Mufasa being gone, including Simba even tho the cub hadnt really done anything to him besides existing.

Watching Fantasia 2000 with my offspring. They like it much better than any recent Disney slop (well the recent ones I've allowed them to watch. Would never let them watch any of the newer 'queer coded' shit.)

It's a pretty cool movie, just one of those films I completely forget about until I run into it. It really made me nostalgic for the 90s pre-9/11 era of American arts culture.

Man, this is one of those movies we had on VHS and little me had no idea what was going on but the visuals and music were pretty lol.

I love it when things clearly made for Tumblr crowds make Tumblr pissed.

Man that message was all over the place.

How can you appeal to those thare are constantly upset and outraged? Spoilers, you cant, because it would require them NOT be upset and outraged for once.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

How can you appeal to those thare are constantly upset and outraged? Spoilers, you cant, because it would require them NOT be upset and outraged for once.

In other words, this comic is evergreen.

Back on the subject of TLK, I remember playing the absolute shit out of the DVDs we had for each movie. Even the bonus features with the mini games and such. Did anyone else ever actually mess with those?
Actually, now I’m wondering if there’s any other direct to DVD sequels that actually hold up. I liked Lady and the Tramp 2 as a kid, but I haven’t seen it in years. I’ve heard good things about Cinderella 3. I haven’t watched Bambi 2 in years, but I heard it was nice to show more of Bambi’s bond with his father after his mom died.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Back on the subject of TLK, I remember playing the absolute shit out of the DVDs we had for each movie. Even the bonus features with the mini games and such. Did anyone else ever actually mess with those?

Real niggers remember Timon and Pumbaa's Virtual Safari.

Actually, now I’m wondering if there’s any other direct to DVD sequels that actually hold up.

Lilo and Stitch 2: Stitch has a Glitch was decent. So was Aladdin and the King of Thieves.

 

[The handsome tard]

In other words, this comic is evergreen.

When you make your entire personality being mad at "something", you stick with some self righteous cause that will never be realistically solved (like say "global warming"), thus giving you unlimited ammo for your "rage" for the rest of your life.

And even if what you are mad about gets fixed, you will just look for something else to feel the same about because "our work isnt done" or some nonsense like that.

Back on the subject of TLK, I remember playing the absolute shit out of the DVDs we had for each movie. Even the bonus features with the mini games and such. Did anyone else ever actually mess with those?

I miss when DVDs had those games in general. They were so simple but some of them had surprising amount of depth. It really felt experimental with the freedoms that the new (at the time) tech brought.

Then they got boringly simple later on and Blu-rays never even tried to be interesting (despite being even stronger tech).

Nowadays they have the same complexity you have when you burn the movies on a CD, with all the simplistic menus and all. A true shame.

Actually, now I’m wondering if there’s any other direct to DVD sequels that actually hold up. I liked Lady and the Tramp 2 as a kid, but I haven’t seen it in years. I’ve heard good things about Cinderella 3. I haven’t watched Bambi 2 in years, but I heard it was nice to show more of Bambi’s bond with his father after his mom died.

They say Cinderella 3 is surprisingly decent (iirc, they sort of have an arc with one of the step-sisters actually not being that evil, mostly behaving the way she did because of her mother and sister's bad influence). Lady and the Tramp 2 was a very simplistic gender reversal, iirc, but it seems like it was "ok" for what it was.

I have heard that Tarzan 2 (a midquel despite what the name implies) was decent too, even tho Im not a fan of midquels in general, the basic idea of "this happened during the time transition monstage, guys! Trust us" never sat right with me.

Idk, I personally never got into any of these sequels outside of TLK 2 (it did help it was the only one I had the VHS of as a little shit) ,maybe Lilo and Stitch 2 (I had the DVD) and their heavily mixed reputation really doesnt help.

Guess Im glad they never bothered to give Treasure Planet a sequel (despite already having plans for one)

Edit: Fun fact, apparently Chicken Little was this close to receiving a sequel, apparently they already had some storyboards ready lol