DC Comics Multimedia General - A crisis of infinite fuck ups

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Basic Blond Boy said:
Why did James Gunn write about John Cena fucking his wife? Is he a cuck?
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He works in Hollywood. Of course James Gunn a cuck.
Rome's rightful successor said:
I think John promised James Chinese ice cream to make up for it.
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To date, the leaked information from 4chan has proven to be accurate. According to these sources, the character Peacemaker's father from an alternate universe is depicted as the blue dragon, representing an far left extremist perspective opposed to Jewish and Israeli interests. Additionally, the leaks suggest that David Zaslav may have two potential season finales for the upcoming series, contingent upon whether Superman's box office gross reaches approximately $800 million or surpasses one billion dollars. One possible finale involves the DCU version of Batman, while the other indicates that Robert Pattinson's Batman will be featured in the DC universe, with a cameo appearance by the Penguin
 
In the wake of how the new Superman movie is doing, I see the usual kinds of people dragging out their many differing post-mortems on why the DCU failed. None of them even consider the DCU's lack of 'Mazing Man on the screen.

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Product Placement said:
depends on how bad F4 and other movies hurt it's legs from here on out.
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Do we know if this is a one-off or the start of a whole FFCU before Doomsday? Because it smells like they’re just using this to inject Dr. Doom into the MCU. How is Stretchy Man and Invisible Mom supposed to hang with the Avengers? Time travel?

Also, Doom kidnaps a baby? That’s not original anymore!

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Just A Wagtail said:
You think they'll learn their lessons from multiversus?
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I swear, this innocent question caused a Grimey moment where I ranted and raved and then had to back away from the keyboard and do some breathing. This is my calm version.

No. No, WB will not learn any lessons. They learned nothing from their failures over the course of two decades (including failing to capitalize on the superhero boom), and the new Superman film really made that clear. They haven't even realized that games and animation are the gateway drug to the DCU. They cannot and will not learn anything. All failures are blamed on the property and toxic fandom. It's an entire corporate machine full of carpenters that only know how to blame their tools.
 
Rome's rightful successor said:
They learned nothing from Suicide Squad kills the Justice League.
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In a recent job listing (noticed by Tech4Gamers), WB Games Montréal is looking for an Executive Producer, requiring applicants to “lead the development of a high-quality AAA game based on one of the iconic IPs from the vast Warner Bros. and DC Comics catalog.”

While one can imagine the opening is simply a catch-all, the fact the DC Comics IP is singled out — rather than Harry Potter or others Warner Bros.-owned franchises — indicates the position does have a DC Comics project in mind.

For example, the listing also states applicants “will foster a culture of collaboration, accountability, and excellence, ensuring that the game not only meets its goals but also pushes the boundaries of what’s possible within the WB and DC universe.”
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They've learned nothing. Absolutely nothing.

It's going to be another AAA live-service. And that's if it's even released. Wonder Woman was in development for years, with nothing to show for it (besides collaboration, accountability, and excellence).
 
Newcomer 42 said:
Superman, Batman, Green Lantern (the black one, which one? ALL OF THEM), Robin, Joker, Luthor...
And that's all that normies know about.
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You forgot Teen Titans (Beast Boy, Cyborg, Starfire, Raven) and DeathStroke, doesn’t matter how old 03 is, it and its rabid fan base refuse to die. I don’t think TT has produced a failure yet as even something as shitty as Titans went on for 4 seasons.

Solomon Bundy said:
They've learned nothing. Absolutely nothing.

It's going to be another AAA live-service. And that's if it's even released. Wonder Woman was in development for years, with nothing to show for it (besides collaboration, accountability, and excellence).
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People did ask for a Rivals like, so in this instance WB would be listening. The real telling aspect will be the roster as I guarantee WB will make the roster as shit as possible, probably just a worse version of Injustice 2. This would be their big chance to really show off DC, but they’ll do anything to make it a Batman/Suicide Squad game while giving the others next to nothing because they haven’t made billions. Absolute fucking waste….

TheAmbiguousLurker said:
We can only hope that DC think of the hard working SFM animators when making this game.
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Ohhh sweet child, don’t worry, WB is cooking up a sexy Harley Quinn, Ivy and Catwoman to take up most of the roster. Maybe even…gasp, Batgirl, who could have seen that coming? Then of course, don’t forget black female Mr. Freeze.
 
Metamorpho said:
If only I could find that one tweet where that guy said something along the lines of "half the roster gonna be Batman characters"
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Calling it now, assuming we are going with 33 characters, at least 15 will be Batman related:
  1. Batman
  2. Robin
  3. Nightwing
  4. Red Hood
  5. Batgirl
  6. Joker
  7. Harley Quinn
  8. Catwoman
  9. Bane
  10. Poison Ivy
  11. Scarecrow
  12. Clayface
  13. Mr. Freeze
  14. Deadshot
  15. Batcow
 
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