DC Comics Multimedia General - A crisis of infinite fuck ups

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MrJokerRager said:
There is now a blonde batgirl now with big honkers?

When the hell did this happen?

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She's called Stephanie Brown, she was formerly Spoiler. She likes waffles and being adapted into the shockingly bad Gotham Knights TV show.

Also, I'm pretty sure that's just somebody's soft-core fan art and the breasts are not canonical. Sorry.
 
XYZpdq Jr. said:
thicc af in a skin-tight suit, extra big fishbowl on the head to make room for an afro
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Here you go bro, and yes, this was actually in Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League:
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Overly Serious said:
She's called Stephanie Brown, she was formerly Spoiler. She likes waffles and being adapted into the shockingly bad Gotham Knights TV show.
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I will not let you erase that she was adapted into Batwoman too.
Overly Serious said:
Also, I'm pretty sure that's just somebody's soft-core fan art and the breasts are not canonical. Sorry.
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Why don't you just tell us that Santa Claus isn't real while you're at it!?
 
DC should just do something like Marvel Ultimate Alliance if they want to do games. A massive roster so you can show off all your characters. Sell skins, have something like the rifts in Diablo 3 after the campaign so people keep playing. Shamelessly steal from Path of Exile. make all the men cool, and all the women hot. Easy win, and you can make it for like 20 million.
 
OutInTheRain said:
DC should just do something like Marvel Ultimate Alliance if they want to do games. A massive roster so you can show off all your characters. Sell skins, have something like the rifts in Diablo 3 after the campaign so people keep playing. Shamelessly steal from Path of Exile. make all the men cool, and all the women hot. Easy win, and you can make it for like 20 million.
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They did, it was called Justice League Heroes, and it was aggressively mediocre.
 
OutInTheRain said:
I vaguely remember that. Well it was 20 years ago. DC needs to do something to build up a fanbase and introduce people to their chars, because the comics are not doing it.
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They should fire Gunn and hire Bruce Timm to be the only creative decision-maker for all animation and live-action DC projects, with Paul Dini as the script supervisor.
 
Well, I disagree, however I think the results would be objectively than what we got now (I just wouldn't be down for Batman banging Batgirl and Zatanna and Wonder Woman and whomever else Bruce is down bad for).
 
Samuel Fuller said:
They should fire Gunn and hire Bruce Timm to be the only creative decision-maker for all animation and live-action DC projects, with Paul Dini as the script supervisor.
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Would argue Glen Murkami would be great to have as well. Super creative dude who was the big man when it came to taking on Batman Beyond and Teen Titans.

Dwane McDuffy is another obvious one who really did a lot to mold JL and JLU into what they are, not to mention we would also then be able to bring in Static.

James Tucker is another good one given Brave & The Bold.

Really, just hire a bunch of black dudes. They unironically understand DC better than anyone.
 
Solomon Bundy said:
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I swear, this innocent question caused a Grimey moment where I ranted and raved and then had to back away from the keyboard and do some breathing. This is my calm version.

No. No, WB will not learn any lessons. They learned nothing from their failures over the course of two decades (including failing to capitalize on the superhero boom), and the new Superman film really made that clear. They haven't even realized that games and animation are the gateway drug to the DCU. They cannot and will not learn anything. All failures are blamed on the property and toxic fandom. It's an entire corporate machine full of carpenters that only know how to blame their tools.
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I don't know how anyone can read what WB did to the Green Lantern movie, BvS. Suicide Squad, they're 2nd slate after firing Snyder or any of their non-Dc shenanigans like blacklisting Guy Pearce or losing Nolan to name a few and not realize they're the dumbest studio around. Not to mention now that they're in giga debt everything is going to be ten times worse.
MrJokerRager said:
There is now a blonde batgirl now with big honkers?

When the hell did this happen?

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About 30 yrs ago, give or take.

Basic Blond Boy said:
Would argue Glen Murkami would be great to have as well. Super creative dude who was the big man when it came to taking on Batman Beyond and Teen Titans.

Dwane McDuffy is another obvious one who really did a lot to mold JL and JLU into what they are, not to mention we would also then be able to bring in Static.

James Tucker is another good one given Brave & The Bold.

Really, just hire a bunch of black dudes. They unironically understand DC better than anyone.
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Member when Dc had tons of content running? And not just Batman, Losh, the Krypto cartoon, Brave and Bold, Gl:tas, the animated movie adaptations. What happened.
 
OutInTheRain said:
DC should just do something like Marvel Ultimate Alliance if they want to do games. A massive roster so you can show off all your characters. Sell skins, have something like the rifts in Diablo 3 after the campaign so people keep playing. Shamelessly steal from Path of Exile. make all the men cool, and all the women hot. Easy win, and you can make it for like 20 million.
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Who even plays Marvel Ultimate Alliance?

Or even heard of it.

DC had plenty of fighting games like the injustice series or their crossover with Mortal Kombat or their mobile injustice game or the Arkham Asylum series or their MMORPG game.

Only game with mainstream appeal for Marvel are the chinks making Rivals. And before that, it was some Facebook app game in the late 2000s.
 
Basic Blond Boy said:
Would argue Glen Murkami would be great to have as well. Super creative dude who was the big man when it came to taking on Batman Beyond and Teen Titans.

Dwane McDuffy is another obvious one who really did a lot to mold JL and JLU into what they are, not to mention we would also then be able to bring in Static.

James Tucker is another good one given Brave & The Bold.

Really, just hire a bunch of black dudes. They unironically understand DC better than anyone.
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Yeah, DC really should have promoted from within. Kevin Altieri's still around, as is Frank Paur or Stan Berkowitz. They're not famous auteurs, but they're reliable, experienced artisans with relevant experience in DC.
 
Basic Blond Boy said:
Since the 90s. She was the Batgirl to coincide with Tim Drake Robin and be his love interest till he got the gay gene.
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you know, turning Tim Drake gay was bullshit. Half of the material focused on him specifically over the course of his existence has been about him having a relationship with a girl.

but, if you read his Robin ongoing, sex was an absurd issue to Tim. he goes out of his way to an extreme degree to not have sex. It's actually hilarious he takes it really seriously. the most fictional thing in the comic isn't superhero shit it's that he's more scared of losing his virginity than any teenage boy to ever live.

I'm not sure how much of this was DC editorial stuff, or whoever was writing it (probably Chuck Dixon? I don't know if he wrote the whole thing). It's just funny to me in context now because he was a character who had steady girlfriends but wouldnt fuck them because he thought it would change everything and then just decided fuck it, I have no problem being held hostage by the Joker on Christmas but I'm so scared of pussy I'm just going to become a homosexual.
 
el bandito loco said:
you know, turning Tim Drake gay was bullshit. Half of the material focused on him specifically over the course of his existence has been about him having a relationship with a girl.

but, if you read his Robin ongoing, sex was an absurd issue to Tim. he goes out of his way to an extreme degree to not have sex. It's actually hilarious he takes it really seriously. the most fictional thing in the comic isn't superhero shit it's that he's more scared of losing his virginity than any teenage boy to ever live.

I'm not sure how much of this was DC editorial stuff, or whoever was writing it (probably Chuck Dixon? I don't know if he wrote the whole thing). It's just funny to me in context now because he was a character who had steady girlfriends but wouldnt fuck them because he thought it would change everything and then just decided fuck it, I have no problem being held hostage by the Joker on Christmas but I'm so scared of pussy I'm just going to become a homosexual.
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Not sure Tim is that unique. Were other 14 yr old comic characters smashing puss in the 90's?
 
TheAmbiguousLurker said:
I will not let you erase that she was adapted into Batwoman too.
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I'm afraid I did not suffer that far into Batwoman. Whilst Gotham Knights was equally bad it was also mercifully short. However, you appear to be correct. Their Stephanie Brown:
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Basic Blond Boy said:
Would argue Glen Murkami would be great to have as well. Super creative dude who was the big man when it came to taking on Batman Beyond and Teen Titans.

Dwane McDuffy is another obvious one who really did a lot to mold JL and JLU into what they are, not to mention we would also then be able to bring in Static.

James Tucker is another good one given Brave & The Bold.

Really, just hire a bunch of black dudes. They unironically understand DC better than anyone.
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Geoff Johns. He was show-runner and creator of the extremely tightly plotted Stargirl TV show. Three seasons and bar one slightly forced-upon-him cross over event, not a single foot wrong. He really got the comic book feel down with a perfect mix of scary villains and heroics. But really I'm pitching him because the way every note falls into place in that show - he doesn't waste a single scene and complex plots and a large cast of characters all are handled elegantly.

It's honestly the best written DC visual media I've seen, edging out Young Justice Season 1 for well-thought out plot and believable-but-comicbook.
 
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