💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[Flowers For Sonichu]

That cocaine isn't going to snort itself

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

 

[Observatory]

Failed the first time? Just add more sprinkles to the turd!

Is it bad that I look forward to daddy derek doing the cool cat rap though?

 

[AN/ALR56]

I would trade Adam Sandler for daddy Derek any day

 

[Puddleduck]

Okay, who didn't tell Daddy Derek about the world's consensual view on Comic Sans?

But that aside ... MOTHER UCKING CYNTHIA ROTHROCK? THE FIVE TIMES INDEFEATABLE WORLD CHAMPION IN FORUMS AND WEAPONS?!

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

Where's the Cool Cat Down's Syndrome witch movie, Daddy Derek?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

>when you're such a bully that u trigger butch the bully

 

[Splendid]

I don't understand why Daddy Derek would fucking respond in character either.

 

[MarineN*423543]

I don't understand why Daddy Derek would fucking respond in character either.

simple : :autism:

 

[Jaiman]

Holy shit how are there still active Cool Cat parody twitters?

 

[MasterDisaster]

Holy shit how are there still active Cool Cat parody twitters?

Cause Daddy Derek ain't done with Cool Cat. Have you seen the directors cut yet?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Cool Cat goes on a Love Quest

 

[MarineN*423543]

cool cats love to touch children

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I wonder if daddy Derek, after doing a shit load of lines, decided that cool cat was the best way for him to get laid by single mothers aged 23-43.

As Neil Young said welfare mothers make the best lovers...

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Cool Cat goes on a Love Quest

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[JFKdestroyer]

Further Confusion, the big San Francisco Bay area furry convention, auctioned off a Cool Cat shirt last year for charity and raised $400. Someone asked the person who submitted the shirt to the auction if they were going to auction off some new Cool Cat merch, and Daddy Derek took notice.

So if you're in the market for some signed Cool Cat merch, go to San Jose January 11-15th.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Cool cat capitalizes on a tragedy

 

[Ido]

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My body is ready Daddy Derek.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

School Shooting - a Cool

 

[Reynard]

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The fact that this exists is proof of God. Checkmate, Atheists.