💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[Alex Krycek]

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I vote Columbine Cat.

 

[Splendid]

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[Kari Kamiya]

 

[Randall Fragg]

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We can always dream...

 

[Steamboat_Bill]

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I hope to God he makes this. I really want to see it.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

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I'd much prefer "Return of Cool Cat: It's Not Cool to Shoot Up Schools"

 

[DeadwastePrime]

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didnt they already do that with the gun safety one?

 

[MasterDisaster]

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I love watching horrible ideas crash and burn as much as the next person but Daddy Derek really isn't qualified to go around 'teaching' kids what to do during a school shooting.

Besides if I saw a giant autistic cat coming towards me the first thing I'd do is open fire.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

School Shooting - a Cool

Cool Cat - A school shoot

 

[Ido]

Spoiler: So cool

 

[Randall Fragg]

Does it even fucking matter? The movie's going to suck shit regardless of what it's called. This seems like one of those movies that I'd laugh at for being so stupid and outdated, but probably shouldn't be because it covers such a controversial topic.

Dude, the last two daddy Derek movies are works of fucking art. Cool Cat: Cool Shooter Edition sounds absolutely magical.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Dude, the last two daddy Derek movies are works of fucking art. Cool Cat: Cool Shooter Edition sounds absolutely magical.

I have very shit tastes. I wish my autistic mind could understand the complexity of Cool Cat!

 

[DumbDosh]

I can't wait to see how Derek spins his Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold stand ins as not ever having friends even though they were best friends.

 

[CausticMinory]

If Trump does cameo in the Cool Cat movie will he grab momma Cat (by the pussy)

 

[Super Collie]

Where do we go to preorder this movie because I want to be first in line when Coot Cat: The Columbine Tapes drops.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I have very shit tastes. I wish my autistic mind could understand the complexity of Cool Cat!

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cool Cat. The anti-bullying message is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical conflict resolution most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Cool Cat's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these nuggets of advice, to realize that they're not just informative- they say something deep about BULLYING. As a consequence people who dislike Cool Cat truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Cool Cat's existencial catchphrase "Cool Cat Likes to Boogie Woogie" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated bullies scratching their heads in confusion as Daddy Derek's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Cool Cat tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they know all of Daddy Derek's gun safety tips beforehand.

 

[Cosmos]

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God, are you there? It's me, Cosmos. I know you're busy, but I need to see a movie where Cool Cat stops a school shooter. It would bring so much joy to the world. It's what we need in these trying times. If you answer my prayer I promise I'll become a nun devote the rest of my life to serving humanity be grateful. Amen.

PS: If you get Trump in the movie you'll get extra gratitude points.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Cool Cat. The anti-bullying message is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical conflict resolution most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Cool Cat's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these nuggets of advice, to realize that they're not just informative- they say something deep about BULLYING. As a consequence people who dislike Cool Cat truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Cool Cat's existencial catchphrase "Cool Cat Likes to Boogie Woogie" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated bullies scratching their heads in confusion as Daddy Derek's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Cool Cat tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they know all of Daddy Derek's gun safety tips beforehand.

I feel like my IQ has gone up by 200 points! I now understand! Cool Cat is Jesus reincarnated!

 

[Cosmos]

"If people were as weak as you, then the bad guys could attack freely. Your opinion will get kids killed."

 

[CausticMinory]

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"If people were as weak as you, then the bad guys could attack freely. Your opinion will get kids killed."

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"Cool Cat Treats a Burn"