💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

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Hmmpf! said:
Im actually expect Butch the Bully more.

I mean imagine him as a big bad, back from jail time.
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As far as I seen, the "bad guy" of the movie is some overweight dude (Derek called him "Big because he plays football!" ) so its probably Butch in the future.
 
Observatory said:
As far as I seen, the "bad guy" of the movie is some overweight dude (Derek called him "Big because he plays football!" ) so its probably Butch in the future.
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Dude has so much hate for someone who's apparently anti-bully- probably a fixation on some chubby dude in his past who stole his lunch money?
DykesDykesChina said:
If sufficiently buxom they can use their gazongas as support for heavy machine guns on tripods.
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What about going full on boob-guns, Austin Powers style?
 
ActualKiwi said:
Dude has so much hate for someone who's apparently anti-bully- probably a fixation on some chubby dude in his past who stole his lunch money?


What about going full on boob-guns, Austin Powers style?
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I'm imagining something more like what happened in High School of the Dead.
 
glutenfreebooty said:
Will this movie feature Backwards Walking Neighbor as well?
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TFW you see a furry on your front yard talking to kids
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Not even cool cat is safe from fetishes
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Observatory said:
As far as I seen, the "bad guy" of the movie is some overweight dude (Derek called him "Big because he plays football!" ) so its probably Butch in the future.
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I wonder if Derek has a hateboner for all fat people. Because he treats them like villains in his films, and never have them appear in any role beyond that.

It's either that or a fetish, and lord knows I've seen enough incriminating dirt on the guy as it is.
 
Micheal Scarn said:
Prison has hardened him. He was traumatized ever since he went from Butch to someone's bitch.
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I can see it right now:
- Butch (28 years now) is released from jail. Covered in prison tattoos and with a big scar crossing his face.
- He walks into a bar where there's an abandoned piano. He plays "Piano man." A drunken patron says "That's great. Now play 'Year Of The Cat.'"
- Suddenly Butch pulls out a switch-blade and stabs him. "Don't ever say that word to me."
- Opening credits. Meanwhile we see Butch fashioning a furry suit.
- With the final credit ("Directed by: Derek Savage") Butch puts on the head of an orange cat, grabs the switchblade, walks out of his shack and into a furry convention.
 
Forgive me if this has already been posted, but someone has uploaded the entire Cool Cat movie to YouTube. If you haven't seen it yet, now's your chance.
Ironic that after throwing such a shit fit over copyright infringement vs fair use, Derek hasn't done anything when someone is legitimately breaking copyright law.
 
nonnewtonian said:
Forgive me if this has already been posted, but someone has uploaded the entire Cool Cat movie to YouTube. If you haven't seen it yet, now's your chance.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qxI9dvMw_6AIronic that after throwing such a shit fit over copyright infringement vs fair use, Derek hasn't done anything when someone is legitimately breaking copyright law.
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I missed the showing of this the other week, and since I have a night off from work...

I'm five minutes in and already want to start taking shots every time cool cat says 'ha ha' after a sentence.
 
nonnewtonian said:
Forgive me if this has already been posted, but someone has uploaded the entire Cool Cat movie to YouTube. If you haven't seen it yet, now's your chance.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qxI9dvMw_6AIronic that after throwing such a shit fit over copyright infringement vs fair use, Derek hasn't done anything when someone is legitimately breaking copyright law.
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I'm glad the uploader left in the DVD menu, because I was curious what it looks like.
It's beautiful.
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I find it funny the movie was uploaded two weeks ago, in the midst of Derek Savage's deletion spree, but it still remains up. Do you think Derek, being the obvious internet novice, thinks that he now can't send copyright strikes after the IHE debacle?
 
The music video halfway through the movie is officially the most difficult cinematic experience I've ever forced myself through. Please tell me the rest of the movie isn't as bad as that.

Give me hope. I'm weak.

Edit: nevermind that godawful "rock" song is assailing me again, there is no hope
 
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When Cool Cat's playing music with Daddy Derek, he comes off as almost Rastafarian in his delivery.
 
Admiral Piett said:
I find it funny the movie was uploaded two weeks ago, in the midst of Derek Savage's deletion spree, but it still remains up. Do you think Derek, being the obvious internet novice, thinks that he now can't send copyright strikes after the IHE debacle?
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He probably doesn't care about legit copyright infringement when it isn't criticizing or trashing his movie.
 
nonnewtonian said:
Forgive me if this has already been posted, but someone has uploaded the entire Cool Cat movie to YouTube. If you haven't seen it yet, now's your chance.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qxI9dvMw_6AIronic that after throwing such a shit fit over copyright infringement vs fair use, Derek hasn't done anything when someone is legitimately breaking copyright law.
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MY. BRAIN. HURTS.

The DVD menu looks like Cool Cat's shaking his booty inside a Tokamak on acid.

If the family is called Cat, does that mean that Cool Cat's first name is actually "Cool"??
And it would also mean that Derek took his wife's name, thus he should be called Derek Cat.

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http://www.deviantart.com/art/MST3K-Cool-Cat-Saves-the-Kids-575135217
This is by SithVampireMaster27, who is a lolcow himself for a number of artistic reasons. Nonetheless, his CC portrayal is pretty spot on.


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http://www.deviantart.com/art/Hi-everybody-I-m-Cool-Cat-521673474


BTW, where all the rule 34 of Derek and Mrs. Cat at?


Mkay, this is horribly close:
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http://www.deviantart.com/art/Mommy-Cat-fucks-the-Bully-577633972


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http://www.deviantart.com/art/TAKING-A-STAND-AGAINST-CYBER-BULLYING-572354536


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http://www.deviantart.com/art/Not-cool-Cool-Cat-not-cool-at-all-573319315


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http://www.deviantart.com/art/Dark-Katze-574018769

But imagine this right: If Cool Cat from an alternate dimension was really as his name implies and had to go through live's punches and stand up like he should've done.
But then The Cool Cat from our universe (The complete annoying piece of drokk that we have now) kidnapped him and IHE and prepares to steal all good tasted cartoons and anime from the universe and replace it with cheap knockoffs ala My Brave Unicorn or such shit, but then someone else found out his secret and prepares to rat him out, only to discover that this Cool Cat has altered himself to take down anyone who tries to stop him. Thus he becomes Dark Katze, a Kaijin that worships Grand Ruler Ce-les-tos.

Um... wut?
 
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