Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food

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One year for Christmas, my mother made cornbread dressing with ground sage that had gone rancid. That was our family's introduction to the fact that spices expire and need to be replaced.
 
Oh Long Johnson said:
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This shit right here is extremely upsetting to me. White people are paying $20+ per pie for this nonsense.
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Not gonna lie, I'd definitely get high and fuck up that country style pizza. It's basically a KFC Famous Bowl, cooked on the fuckin biscuit. I could see myself trying that shit.

Sweet potatoes and marshmallows though, that's too much for me. In fact, fuck marshmallows in general. Shit ruins everything, especially if they're in hot chocolate. Who the fuck wants to drink sticky sugar clumps with their cocoa? And while I'm at it, fuck all the people that enjoy Easter time because "muh peeps". Peeps are straight up bullshit too, stop fucking lying.
 
My Grandma literally has food in her basement from the year 2000, and she thinks it's fine to eat
Also yes, she has a resident evil fridge
 

Emmy, you're a beautiful angel, but WHY are you crucifying yourself this way!?
 
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