Culinary Atrocities - Crimes against food

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Not a specific food, but I can't stand when restaurants take a perfectly good food and start adding random stuff to it, like bleu cheese or bacon crumbles or sriracha or "aioli", which is just fancy mayonnaise.

The following are all menu items for a restaurant I went to once where all the beverages are served in mason jars:

Local Grilled Cheese
smoked gouda, apple, kale, pecans, whole grain mustard aioli...$13.95
Hush Puppies
bacon onion jam...$6.95
Fried CHICKEN & WAFFLES
chili-infused real maple syrup, sunny egg...$11.95
French Fries
#hollandaiseonfriesandtitties, spicy ketchup, whole grain mustard aioli...$5.95
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And while I like pecans, they're not in any way local to the place where this restaurant is.
 
It's just sad when local restaurants are too ashamed of being simple and rustic and gotta add stupid shit on plates or change names of food in something fake-french and pretentious. People come in to eat local food
 
Jellied spaghetios garnished with Vienna sausages anyone?

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Crunchy Leaf said:
Not a specific food, but I can't stand when restaurants take a perfectly good food and start adding random stuff to it, like bleu cheese or bacon crumbles or sriracha or "aioli", which is just fancy mayonnaise.

The following are all menu items for a restaurant I went to once where all the beverages are served in mason jars:


And while I like pecans, they're not in any way local to the place where this restaurant is.
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Ngl I love me a good bacon Bleu burger, but I feel you. Most I've seen here is "Grown-up Grilled Cheese" which sounds like a little kid's euphemism for sex.
 
Magique said:
Here's an atrocity I want to show you.

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NumberingYourState said:
People sperg on like pussy ass faggots about pineapple on pizza but BROWN GRAVY MOTHERFUCKER!?
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I don't know. It looks weird, and it's very unconventional for a pizza to have fries and gravy as toppings, but I really like pizza, and to me, poutine pizza still looks like it could be potientially tasty. I'd just have to try it and see.
 
Magique said:
Here's an atrocity I want to show you.

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I thought at first this was one of those okay to eat but not pizza "dessert pizzas." Like an apple pie or something.

But. . .is this. . .is this horrifying thing actually poutine pizza?
 
potatoes on pizza is not bad as taste but makes no sense texture wise. And if you put mayo and ketchup you just completely cover the taste, and at that point the pizza is just bread.
 
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