🎭 Dramacow Cricketman123 / Sam Marshal - Wrong Planet virgin with rage who complains about his penis size and jealous of his step brother

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Blue Jerkop said:
That's right, here Sam is upset that his stepbrother has a neurological disorder (presumably Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease). Not because he's worried about his stepbrother or because he doesn't like to see humans suffer, but because he thinks losing control over one's muscles will make life easier for his stepbrother who might qualify for some disability benefits. Nice. Maybe he has taken 'empathy lessons' from CWC?
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He's probably pissed because his stepbrother aces his work assessments, while there's the distinct possibility that Mrs May will kick his divvy arse into work.

Play your cards right and you could meet someone through work dumb-dumb.
 
Yikes. The small dick is the least of his worries TBQH. If he had a better personality, a job, and a hobby outside of sperging over his brother, maybe dial back on the breeding obsession and he might get laid in spite of his tismu and face - but it still won't be a chick that meets his standards.
 
it's stupid but I just can't get over how he always capitalizes "penis" as if it were his dick's name or something.
 
Was originally gonna say this guy is way to sad to be a cow but after going on and on about how ugly and useless he is, only to say he won't date autistic girls because they're too ugly and dumb... nah

At least your typical "gentlemen" try to say they deserve a hot girl because they're "nice" or "not unattractive", but this guy just flat out says he's a 0/10 looking for a 10/10
 
I know this is kind of late but the first time I saw his photo, I thought he was a transman.
 
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Does he make these self-deprecating pity posts to get asspats ("There is hope for you yet") or validation ("You're right, you're a failed human being, KYS")?
 
Varis said:
Does he make these self-deprecating pity posts to get asspats ("There is hope for you yet") or validation ("You're right, you're a failed human being, KYS")?
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Neither, he makes them to try to get an answer to getting poon that he likes.
 
CWCissey said:
Neither, he makes them to try to get an answer to getting poon that he likes.
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He doesn't strike me as a guy who would take genuine advice to improve himself, just dodge and deflect and complain about how hard everything is. Unless he's waiting for someone on the forum to pop up and agree to be his girlfriend... That I can see him doing.
 
Varis said:
He doesn't strike me as a guy who would take genuine advice to improve himself, just dodge and deflect and complain about how hard everything is. Unless he's waiting for someone on the forum to pop up and agree to be his girlfriend... That I can see him doing.
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And that's the answer he would like.

He seriously needs to go on The Undateables. Channel 4 would eat this shit up.

You never know, he may also get lucky and get paired with the female equivalent of that guy with Tourette's.
 
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Well that didn't take long, He just deleted his videos and Plenty of Fish account.
 
Ok bud. Keep dreaming. We'll keep laughing.
 
SlothInAMilkCrate said:
How long will it take for him to be back on the computer, whining about his life? A week?
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Eh, relapsing is common for just about anything. But it's a start. Fall off the wagon, bruise black and blue from head to toe, whimper and feel sorry for yourself, force your sorry carcass up and chase the wagon again. Instead of going to ground, he realises that us kiwis are ultimately interested in stalking people who are more awful than we are.

Best of luck to you, Sammy-boy. You will never ever be able to function even remotely close to an NT and you know it, but being less of a dick with a weird dick is definitely achievable.
 
MysticMisty said:
Even better that he talks about how hideous he is all the time. But she has to be 10/10 neurotypical or else she's no good. I don't get why people like him wouldn't want a girl on their same level of functioning so they could understand him better. As if that supermodel he dreams of is going to be totally interested when he spergs about animals.
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I think the idea is that the super fun, super hot, experienced party girl or whatever, the hot girl is going to have tons of experiences and adventures or whatever and drag the dude along, so they act like that life is going to rub off on them and they'll be cool too, plus the girl is hot! Even though really, theyre incompatible and wouldnt get along, like an extrovert isnt going to do well dating an introvert. If you arent fun to be around and outgoing and funny, but are hanging out with people like that, they're going to want you to be, and you arent magically going to be just by hanging around them and quoting that "birds of a feather" thing, youre just not gonna fit in. So like even if he does date Mila Kunis and she takes him to a club and he crushes tons of puss and everybody likes him, he's still the same sperg with a micro dick and sperging about animals.

They dont realize it would be the same difference if they dated someone who settles for them, or someone in their league, and they both go to the club on their own and do the same shit . At least when the girl is in your league you arent living your relationship always insecure about measuring up, doubting if youre good enough, doing the right shit, impressing her and making her laugh, does she actually like you, worried she could get someone better at any time, that sort of thing.


DatBepisTho said:
Yikes. The small dick is the least of his worries TBQH.
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I'd imagine a 3 inch dick is a dealbreaker for a lot of people actually. It's just a dealbreaker much later in the game. My finger is 3 inches. I wonder if dick enlargement surgery exists? This dude would actually benefit from it. If he got over his self image and kept that shit to himself, and actually got on psychiatric medicine, he could get some perspective and try to be normal.
 
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Randell Corgon said:
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Well that didn't take long, He just deleted his videos and Plenty of Fish account.
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I'll believe he's going to get professional help when I see it.

As an autist I found that my life was made a lot easier by not wasting time comparing myself to everyone else and HAVING A JOB, or at least looking for one, and not obsessing about having no gf. If he had that, and I don't think he's unemployable, well, as long as he doesn't constantly moan about his duck to everyone else, everything else would fall into place.

I wonder why he over shares like that. He may find it less shameful than having to tell his family about it. He may have a family who are well meaning but counter productive like how Borb refused Chris special education because they thought it would be straitjackets and men in white coats from there on in.
 
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