Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

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Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Anytime you're selling a "lifestyle" you will inevitably find someone who wholeheartedly lives that "lifestyle" and Juicero did. There aren't many of them, but the whole "cold pressed juice" thing has legit rabid supporters and there are plenty of them who live at the corner of vegan street and technophile court.
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An army of toothless heartburn enthusiasts, eh?
 
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I have met my fair share of women who were not pagan but still thought rocks had magic properties, but more in the same way they had opinions on what color of clothing is flattering. They'd tell you quartz has clearing properties but if you asked literally why and how, they'd just kinda say I dunno it's got a ~~~vibe~~~ to it. They'd get facial massagers made of solid rose quartz because "rose quartz is good for your skin." How??? "I dunno, something about the resonance frequencies."
This is coming from "normie" people, not tumblr wiccans or lolcows.

To them it's just a consoom shiny object thing, without even a pretense of mysticism. And a subscription box isn't out there, I personally have a good handful of women in my life where I wouldn't be surprised if they got such a thing. I have a few family members that ALWAYS fall for the "first box ships free/highly discounted!!!!" thing, where they don't cancel it for a few months afterwards. They go, "Ohhhh, I forgot to cancel again, really wish I didn't get charged that money!" but then still don't cancel it. I am glad these same people are literally too stupid/lazy to open a credit card or brokerage account, lest they discover "free money." These are the people who will purposefully spend thousands extra, that they wouldn't have spent otherwise, on a card in order to get a airline miles or rewards points worth a few hundred max.
 
Consoomer Status: Crazy Wolf Girl (and most likely White Woman)
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For the love of all that is fluffy DO NOT TELL THIS PERSON ABOUT THE FURRY FANDOM!!!
 

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Roxanne Wolf said:
Consoomer Status: Crazy Wolf Girl (and most likely White Woman)
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For the love of all that is fluffy DO NOT TELL THIS PERSON ABOUT THE FURRY FANDOM!!!
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Having an extra room for a hoard is such a privilege, I love it when they get caught whining about being broke but they have way more spending power than the average family.
 
Roxanne Wolf said:
Consoomer Status: Crazy Wolf Girl (and most likely White Woman)
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For the love of all that is fluffy DO NOT TELL THIS PERSON ABOUT THE FURRY FANDOM!!!
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Is anyone else feeling an intense urge to purge their personal possessions right now?
 
WelperHelper99 said:
Part of me wishes I had that space, but the other part is glad I don't, because it might get filled with stupid shit like that instead of becoming a office or something useful.
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I had a three bedroom house to myself some years back. I turned one bedroom into an office, but the third bedroom just accumulated random crap and maybe got opened once a month.
 
Roxanne Wolf said:
Consoomer Status: Crazy Wolf Girl (and most likely White Woman)
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For the love of all that is fluffy DO NOT TELL THIS PERSON ABOUT THE FURRY FANDOM!!!
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Pffft. You can still see the floor in there. 0/10, would not admire hoard again.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
is there a name for these sorts of things? id argue adding syrup or powder to water doesnt really make it water anymore, but what is it? its not soda or juice.... its just like.... beverage
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Shig O'nella said:
We used to call them squashes.
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Suffer, my friends.





 
 
glass_houses said:
I had a three bedroom house to myself some years back. I turned one bedroom into an office, but the third bedroom just accumulated random crap and maybe got opened once a month.
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I mean I get storage, I just find making a entire room a dedicated wolf shrine very cringe.
The Great Citracett said:
I love Dragon Quest, but I'm completely fine with just owning the games...

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Women and plushies are a cursed combo. It's never enough. And all for fucking slime blobs. It's kinda cute I guess, but that has to be well over $1000 bucks sitting there. Collect something cheaper and less space consuming on your bank account lady, like coins or Gundam
 
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