🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
I can't entertain anybody. I have nothing to offer.
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387 pages of your own thread say otherwise (though admittedly, they're not completely entertaining and the best posts in them are mostly yours)
 
Connor Bible said:
But that's my point. All this time, I've been convinced I was Mozart. In reality, I'm Salieri. I'll probably take up alcoholism and drink myself into an early grave, if I don't put a bullet in my head first.
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Where the hell did you get the idea that not being able to completely dedicate yourself to your art means that you're doomed to fail and end up killing yourself? Plenty of well-known writers had other careers before they got published.
 
Connor Bible said:
What kind of job could I possibly get? What employer would take a bum like me in? I'm a lost cause, a guy with no mission or purpose.
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What about technical writing? Or patent law or something? Those are two random, non-STEM jobs I though up off the top of my head. Your college's career counseling office should be able to provide a lot more help than some random internet denizen.
 
Connor Bible said:
What kind of job could I possibly get? What employer would take a bum like me in? I'm a lost cause, a guy with no mission or purpose.
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I'd focus on being able to do a full course load in a single semester before you start worrying about careers.
 
Connor Bible said:
I don't want any pity. I'm prone to making these comments IRL, as well.
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That doesn't mean you don't want pity. Maybe you're just being honest, but right now you're giving off the impression that you're fishing for asspats and people to tell you how wonderful you are.
 
Rin said:
That doesn't mean you don't want pity. Maybe you're just being honest, but right now you're giving off the impression that you're fishing for asspats and people to tell you how wonderful you are.
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That's because he is.
 
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