🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Rin]

That's because he is.

Well, I know that. But if I just make accusations, he'll just deny them, and it won't get anywhere. I don't know, it would be nice if Connor acknowledged his own hypocrisy for once. I know he won't, but it would be nice.

 

[registereduser]

@Connor Bible have you ever been tested for ADD? Lots of spergs have ADD. Just curious, though.

 

[Connor Bible]

@Connor Bible have you ever been tested for ADD? Lots of spergs have ADD. Just curious, though.

Actually, I haven't. I'm so scatterbrained half the time, I feel like I'm in a daze. It's probably my medication.

 

[DN 420]

I don't want any pity. I'm prone to making these comments IRL, as well.

You know why you're a lolcow? You know why your life sucks? You never give any of your actions a second thought. You just give in to your autism and say stupid shit and procrastinate doing what you love.

Instead of asking for asspats, post about why you feel the way you do. It's at least a small step in the right erection.

 

[Rin]

Actually, I haven't. I'm so scatterbrained half the time, I feel like I'm in a daze. It's probably my medication.

That's not an uncommon symptom of anti-depressants. They can do testing now to figure out what medications will have the best effect on you, have you considered something like that?

 

[Locksnap]

It's at least a small step in the right erection.

dude

 

[Anus]

Connor, I got drunk and made a fool of myself in your thread because it was the first thread I saw. It was stupid of me and I shouldn't have done it. I hold absolutely no ill will towards you. The least I can do if offer an apology.

 

[Connor Bible]

I feel the way I do because every single day, I feel like a failure. From your earliest years, people fill your skull with bullshit about the way the world works, and the way people can be. High school changed that, and it actually got worse after I graduated.

 

[Smutley]

I feel the way I do because every single day, I feel like a failure. From your earliest years, people fill your skull with bullshit about the way the world works, and the way people can be. High school changed that, and it actually got worse after I graduated.

I wouldn't call you a failure, Connor. I'd call you my friend.

 

[DN 420]

I feel the way I do because every single day, I feel like a failure. From your earliest years, people fill your skull with bullshit about the way the world works, and the way people can be. High school changed that, and it actually got worse after I graduated.

Are you that incapable of thinking for yourself? Stop living in the past.

 

[Rin]

I feel the way I do because every single day, I feel like a failure. From your earliest years, people fill your skull with bullshit about the way the world works, and the way people can be. High school changed that, and it actually got worse after I graduated.

If your feelings are impeding your ability to function in your daily life, you should talk to a psychologist, not beg the internet for asspats. I know it's hard, but the only way your life will get better is if you actually take some initiative. There's no guarantee that you're going to succeed, but whining and daydreaming and never moving forward is a surefire way to fail.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I feel the way I do because every single day, I feel like a failure. From your earliest years, people fill your skull with bullshit about the way the world works, and the way people can be. High school changed that, and it actually got worse after I graduated.

High school isn't too far off from the unfairness of the real world. Maybe it's the real world you've never been able to reconcile yourself with.

 

[Connor Bible]

Well, on a more positive note, I was working on the first draft of Alphaboy. I had this crazy idea that I would turn my wireless capabilities off for a couple of weeks until I finish it. At least I would have accomplished something.

 

[Rin]

Well, on a more positive note, I was working on the first draft of Alphaboy. I had this crazy idea that I would turn my wireless capabilities off for a couple of weeks until I finish it. At least I would have accomplished something.

That's a good idea. However, given that you're talking to us now, I notice you haven't actually implemented it. Ideas count for nothing unless you actually use them.

 

[Connor Bible]

That's a good idea. However, given that you're talking to us now, I notice you haven't actually implemented it. Ideas count for nothing unless you actually use them.

It's because I'm addicted to surfing the Internet rather than using it for a practical purpose.

 

[DN 420]

It's because I'm addicted to surfing the Internet rather than using it for a practical purpose.

I recommended this earlier, might as well give it a shot again.

 

[Rin]

It's because I'm addicted to surfing the Internet rather than using it for a practical purpose.

Then maybe you should take your good idea and actually use it. Or don't you have a typewriter or something for when you want to feel pretentious? Go use that and get off the internet. If you have an addiction, you need to stop indulging it.

 

[Meowthkip]

I feel the way I do because every single day, I feel like a failure. From your earliest years, people fill your skull with bullshit about the way the world works, and the way people can be. High school changed that, and it actually got worse after I graduated.

Then stop failing.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Here @Connor Bible have some asspats.

Spoiler: asspats

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Connor, have you considered that setting the bar at Mozart-level is maybe a teensy bit high? Just a tad? No one expects you to come out with a work of world-shattering genius next week. There's nothing wrong with Salieri. His Sinfonia in D major and his flute concerti are still being played, like in orchestras' upcoming concert seasons, according to my dear friend Google. Also, the play and movie Amadeus completely overdramatize the extent of the rivalry. The two composers were on perfectly cordial terms, and Salieri is not suspected of trying to kill Mozart, through fear of his dead father or any other means.

That out of the way, you absolutely will have to get a wage-slave job to pay the bills before writing can become a full-time gig. Ann Rule, the true-crime writer, just died with dozens of books to her name and a fairly massive group of fans, who kept in touch with her through her website. However, she started out staffing a crisis hotline and went on to become a Washington State cop before becoming a writing phenomenon. Real-world experience at anything, plucking chickens, answering fan mail for a celebrity, whatever, can only strengthen your writing. /tosses long optimistic speech out the window, knowing it will fall on deaf ears