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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
I've got a shitload of negative ratings and I'd very much like for this thread to finally die. I'm losing interest in this place anyways, and I only came here today because of @Smutley .
It was already well along that way until you bumped it. If you're truly not interested in this website anymore, then I don't want to keep you. Leave and keep in touch with Smutley and the other users you want to continue talking to.
 
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Connor did you know that Steven King wrote a book about writing stories? You may or may not like his work but he writes very efficently and his stories sell very well.
It's called "On Writing: A Memoir on the Craft" maybe you should give it a read?
 
I discovered Connor's true identity.

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Connor, stop carrying about negative ratings and what these people think. Just stop posting in this thread and post in other threads.

Show off your writing in the off-topic thread instead of talking about it here.
 
I'm not ragequitting. I'm getting tired of your bullshit.
Oh, Connor.
In other news, I'm working on Alphaboy and I'm going to do a second draft of Redesigning Eva during the winter. I might churn out some short stories along the way. Before I even think about getting published, I'll need to have complete at least four novels and dozens of shorts. After I'm done with both Alphaboy and Eva, I'll see about writing a play or two for my old high school drama teacher while I'm volunteering at my local library. I also want to write a crime movie script for you-know-who within the next couple of years.

This sound like a plan?
Ohhhhh, Connor.

I've missed you.
 
Before I even think about getting published, I'll need to have complete at least four novels and dozens of shorts.

You know you don't need to do that, right? I'm not going to come in and patronize you like the rest of the farms, but you do need to hear this. You don't need four novels to start your literary career. In fact, I personally believe that making the mental hurdle that high can discourage you. Maybe, you should start on the self-published circuit. I know you have an issue with self-esteem and wanting to put your name on your work. Many famous writers get there start writing under a nom de plume(pen name). If you feel like your early works aren't up to snuff to get a publishing deal- you could always go the self-publishing route. It's not that hard to get published under the Kindle program and it would teach you how to translate your words to the book format. Starting to understand how to transmute your writing from a word document to an actual book is admirable. I wish you the best in doing so, but you got to start to realize your goals. Don't discourage yourself with lofty targets in the sky, when all you need to start your journey is to dunk your metaphorical basketball on that community basketball court hoop.
 
what might be the last time Connor ever posts on Wrong Planet

Oh god. I leave WP for a couple of weeks and this happens?

Hi Connor. :)
I'm going to buck the apparent trend you've seen and advise you not to blow your brains out, that you can succeed if you stop spazzing out about failure, and that you probably can contribute to the world if you get off your lazy butt.
 
I'm not ragequitting. I'm getting tired of your bullshit.
This reminds me vaguely of Dobson where he gets both legitimate advice and twolls and Dobson ends up roping everyone up in the latter category because it's easier to complain about.

Every time I come on here, I get lectured and insulted. I get told I have no future, that I can't contribute anything to anyone, ever, and that I should just do society a favor and blow my brains out. That's not funny, that's just sociopathic and mean-spirited.
Well, yes, there's a lot of people that come here and generally laugh at you Connor, but there's also a lot of new Kiwis or old Kiwis that legitimately are interested in seeing you finish your work or improve in some manner. Can you blame them for being cynical when you return after a couple of weeks and have NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT time and time again?

I've got a shitload of negative ratings and I'd very much like for this thread to finally die. I'm losing interest in this place anyways, and I only came here today because of @Smutley .
How about you finally post Redesigning Eva and Alphaboy in the artworks subthread here or something? There. You've finally completed one of your old projects and given Kiwis a place to talk to you that isn't here and isn't centered on the negative aspects of you.

Alternatively, PMs exist.

In other news, I'm working on Alphaboy and I'm going to do a second draft of Redesigning Eva during the winter. I might churn out some short stories along the way. Before I even think about getting published, I'll need to have complete at least four novels and dozens of shorts. After I'm done with both Alphaboy and Eva, I'll see about writing a play or two for my old high school drama teacher while I'm volunteering at my local library. I also want to write a crime movie script for you-know-who within the next couple of years.

This sound like a plan?
Yes, but you've done a shit ton of planning before and not a lot has come out of it. Not to power level too much, but I have several writing projects of my own I really like and are working on, but I don't announce them every time I post because it kills interest when people keep hearing about PROMISES and not PROGRESS.

I know Cracked isn't a very reliable source of information nor has it been particularly great in recent years, but a few years back they posted a great article about mental flaws. One of which was how many people can actually stall or procrastinate on projects or goals they like by TALKING or THINKING about them. This was because the mere action of doing either provided them with a feeling akin to actually completing the project itself, since it makes you think about how great and shit it is, which actually kills your productivity because you lose incentive to finish it because "hey, I know it's gonna be great anyway!"

If you want people to not die of apathy from Eva and Alphaboy before you even release them, then shut up about them already and just mention it when you have something to show for it. A lot of the complaints of this thread and you is that you do a lot of talking but have even less than Chris to show for it, and you've only proven that in 385 pages, you STILL DON'T GET IT.

Either give us a chapter or gtfo.
 
I'm curious, Connor- what alterations do you have in mind for Redesigning Eva in the second draft?
 
In other news, I'm working on Alphaboy and I'm going to do a second draft of Redesigning Eva during the winter. I might churn out some short stories along the way. Before I even think about getting published, I'll need to have complete at least four novels and dozens of shorts. After I'm done with both Alphaboy and Eva, I'll see about writing a play or two for my old high school drama teacher while I'm volunteering at my local library. I also want to write a crime movie script for you-know-who within the next couple of years.

This sound like a plan?

Connor, this time last year you were telling us all these things you were planning to do/going to do. None of them happened.
 
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