🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Sometimes, I get the feeling that you people are right, and that I should just give up any aspirations of writing and get a job as a wage-slave. I have nothing to contribute to society. My family (excluding my grandmother) see me as a burden, and my real-world friends barely talk to me. To confess something wicked, every day I wake up, I try to come up with some flimsy reason to get out of bed.
 
Connor Bible said:
She and I are like peas and carrots. She's probably the only member of my family that isn't fucked up on some level.
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I think you're being a little too hard on your parents. I'm sorry you don't get along, but that doesn't make them evil or anything.

Being a writer and having a job aren't mutually exclusive. You can get a job doing whatever and write in your spare time.
 
Rin said:
I think you're being a little too hard on your parents. I'm sorry you don't get along, but that doesn't make them evil or anything.

Being a writer and having a job aren't mutually exclusive. You can get a job doing whatever and write in your spare time.
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But that's my point. All this time, I've been convinced I was Mozart. In reality, I'm Salieri. I'll probably take up alcoholism and drink myself into an early grave, if I don't put a bullet in my head first.
 
Connor Bible said:
Sometimes, I get the feeling that you people are right, and that I should just give up any aspirations of writing and get a job as a wage-slave. I have nothing to contribute to society. My family (excluding my grandmother) see me as a burden, and my real-world friends barely talk to me. To confess something wicked, every day I wake up, I try to come up with some flimsy reason to get out of bed.
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You realize you can write AND have a grown up job, right?

Connor Bible said:
But that's my point. All this time, I've been convinced I was Mozart. In reality, I'm Salieri. I'll probably take up alcoholism and drink myself into an early grave, if I don't put a bullet in my head first.
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So why do you think you'll drink or kill yourself?
 
Connor Bible said:
Sometimes, I get the feeling that you people are right, and that I should just give up any aspirations of writing and get a job as a wage-slave. I have nothing to contribute to society. My family (excluding my grandmother) see me as a burden, and my real-world friends barely talk to me. To confess something wicked, every day I wake up, I try to come up with some flimsy reason to get out of bed.
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Why don't you focus on making a life for yourself instead of focusing on your writing? Writers aren't born writers - they write after drawing on years of experience. Why do you think Jack London wrote convincing novels about the Yukon? Hemingway about journalism and WW1? They lived those experiences.
 
Connor Bible said:
Yeah, but hardly anybody remembers him. I'm just a loser.
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No, Connor. Salieri actually produced work. You don't get to compare yourself to him. He wasn't a loser just because his name isn't as well known as Mozart’s is. That's not how it works.
 
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