🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Excuse me, do you know what you are talking about? What you just said is extremely offensive. You do not talk about peiple with autism spectrum disorders like that. One of the biggest issues with this forum is that they see someone like CWC and think all high-functioning autistic pepole act up and have a warped view of reality.

Maybe if you were to meet someone on the autism spectrum, you wouldn't make such offensive comments that could only be tolerated on a site like this one. Many people on the autism spectrum are successful; some have relationships and get married.

Between Internet forums like these and Autism Speaks, I'm worried that the autism spectrum will always be stigmatized. Speaking of which, this site and AS go hand in hand.

Oh, I also read one post that encouraged CB to smoke weed. And you want people to take you seriously.
>tfw not sure if trolling
 
Excuse me, do you know what you are talking about? What you just said is extremely offensive. You do not talk about peiple with autism spectrum disorders like that. One of the biggest issues with this forum is that they see someone like CWC and think all high-functioning autistic pepole act up and have a warped view of reality.

Maybe if you were to meet someone on the autism spectrum, you wouldn't make such offensive comments that could only be tolerated on a site like this one. Many people on the autism spectrum are successful; some have relationships and get married.

Between Internet forums like these and Autism Speaks, I'm worried that the autism spectrum will always be stigmatized. Speaking of which, this site and AS go hand in hand.

Oh, I also read one post that encouraged CB to smoke weed. And you want people to take you seriously.

Call the wambulance! Someones taking stupid shit too seriously on the internet!
 
Call the wambulance! Someones taking stupid shit too seriously on the internet!

The irony of @StilwellGrandma's post is that many of the posters here in fact do have autism. Say it isn't so?

The difference is that most of us have the courage to face our problems, and have figured out ways to deal with them.

Obviously, @Connor Bible and his ilk have not. And if 373 pages aren't an indicator of future performance, I don't know what is.
 
Excuse me, do you know what you are talking about? What you just said is extremely offensive. You do not talk about peiple with autism spectrum disorders like that. One of the biggest issues with this forum is that they see someone like CWC and think all high-functioning autistic pepole act up and have a warped view of reality.

Maybe if you were to meet someone on the autism spectrum, you wouldn't make such offensive comments that could only be tolerated on a site like this one. Many people on the autism spectrum are successful; some have relationships and get married.

Between Internet forums like these and Autism Speaks, I'm worried that the autism spectrum will always be stigmatized. Speaking of which, this site and AS go hand in hand.

Oh, I also read one post that encouraged CB to smoke weed. And you want people to take you seriously.

Gosh, no one's ever explained it to me quite like this before.

Guys, I am so sorry for all of my hurtful words here. I feel awful.

I'm out. I need to go do some good in the world to make up for this. When the rest of you are ready to join me, I'll be waiting for you.
 
The irony of @StilwellGrandma's post is that many of the posters here in fact do have autism. Say it isn't so?

The difference is that most of us have the courage to face our problems, and have figured out ways to deal with them.

Obviously, @Connor Bible and his ilk have not. And if 373 pages aren't an indicator of future performance, I don't know what is.

That's my favorite part about when people come to the Farms and call us a bunch of ableists, since there's a very sizable amount of people on the spectrum here. I'd estimate somewhere around 1/3rd, and then there's a number of other problems or illnesses, such as depression, that are especially prevalent. For that reason, coming here and calling us ableist tends to blow up in the face of that person.
 
Excuse me, do you know what you are talking about? What you just said is extremely offensive. You do not talk about peiple with autism spectrum disorders like that. One of the biggest issues with this forum is that they see someone like CWC and think all high-functioning autistic pepole act up and have a warped view of reality.

Maybe if you were to meet someone on the autism spectrum, you wouldn't make such offensive comments that could only be tolerated on a site like this one. Many people on the autism spectrum are successful; some have relationships and get married.

Between Internet forums like these and Autism Speaks, I'm worried that the autism spectrum will always be stigmatized. Speaking of which, this site and AS go hand in hand.

Oh, I also read one post that encouraged CB to smoke weed. And you want people to take you seriously.
Okay but here's the thing, you've been here longer than I have, how did you not see how monumentally bad a decision this was
 
See, between that and the last line, I thought maybe it was supposed to be sarcastic, but they were kind of white knighting Wrong Planet in one of the other threads...

Smells like Halal.
 
See, between that and the last line, I thought maybe it was supposed to be sarcastic, but they were kind of white knighting Wrong Planet in one of the other threads...

Wrong Planet? Ewww, just reading the place makes me want to jump off a bridge. That place is too depressing for anybody to troll. And the Love and Dating section is especially cringeworthy, it's like a miniature Love-Shy forum.
 
Wrong Planet? Ewww, just reading the place makes me want to jump off a bridge. That place is too depressing for anybody to troll. And the Love and Dating section is especially cringeworthy, it's like a miniature Love-Shy forum.
It says a lot about @Connor Bible that he was too autistic (and creepy) for Wrong Planet
 
It says a lot about @Connor Bible that he was too autistic (and creepy) for Wrong Planet

He kind of reminds me of that "I got a free Fleshlight off of Craigslist" guy, except more extreme. Yes, we have had a user that actually said something like that. I don't know what happened to him.

And yeah, I've read some of his posts on WP. Seriously, what the fuck man.
 
He kind of reminds me of that "I got a free Fleshlight off of Craigslist" guy, except more extreme. Yes, we have had a user that actually said something like that. I don't know what happened to him.

And yeah, I've read some of his posts on WP. Seriously, what the fuck man.
OFFTOPIC:
His name was stratochu. He got some vd off his free fleshlight and then left this site of pure shame and embarrassment. Also he bragged about hitting a pregnant woman with some sort of cart. He was fun. RIP stratochu.

Back on topic

I'm sad to see that @StilwellGrandma has been infected with the tism. Another kiwi lost in the throes of buttmadness. That's the consequences of having 374 pages worth of Connor.
Connor, you monster, how many more lives do you have to ruin with your autism before you learn?? *sigh*
 
Excuse me, do you know what you are talking about? What you just said is extremely offensive. You do not talk about peiple with autism spectrum disorders like that. One of the biggest issues with this forum is that they see someone like CWC and think all high-functioning autistic pepole act up and have a warped view of reality.

Maybe if you were to meet someone on the autism spectrum, you wouldn't make such offensive comments that could only be tolerated on a site like this one. Many people on the autism spectrum are successful; some have relationships and get married.

Between Internet forums like these and Autism Speaks, I'm worried that the autism spectrum will always be stigmatized. Speaking of which, this site and AS go hand in hand.

Oh, I also read one post that encouraged CB to smoke weed. And you want people to take you seriously.


You are on the wrong site
 
Connor, you monster, how many more lives do you have to ruin with your autism before you learn?? *sigh*

"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

It's the truth, sometimes, I wonder if I myself am too far gone.

Then I look back at the likes of @Connor Bible and @ThonisSH and realize it isn't so quite yet...
 
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