🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Dudeofteenage]

I'm not so sure. This IS community college, after all.

Providing Connor cleans up the more flagrant spelling errors and actually finishes it, it might warrant a C. Excessive self-insertion and use of cliches are pretty bad, but at the same time they're semi-forgivable, especially among first years.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Connor, you are such a stupid man.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

It's just the redundancy there that's making me itch. "The armistice, at the end of the war"? As opposed to the one in the middle?

 

[Ruin]

His need to insert himself in a fucking book report reeks of terminal narcissism.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Connor, read my story for a 101 on story progress. I admit, I use many words in incorrect definitions, but I sure knew how to build momentum in what I was trying to say.

And stop being a pussy. Man, you need pussy yourself.

 

[CatParty]

Connor, read my story for a 101 on story progress. I admit, I use many words in incorrect definitions, but I sure knew how to build momentum in what I was trying to say.

And stop being a pussy. Man, you need pussy yourself.

post it for him to peruse

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

Whoa, I missed a bunch.

So @Connor Bible finished his book report, huh? I still can't believe that took ten weeks. That's an entire summer session. Well, hopefully the report actually ended this time. Since after three pages of fluff we got
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By the time of the armistice, at the end of the war, Connor's paper is a tragic event with, guns insults and, yuck

 

[Dudeofteenage]

His need to insert himself in a fucking book report reeks of terminal narcissism.

He is a terminal narcissist, but this is not really a major sign of it. This is something that hundreds of thousands of first year college students do every year - they don't quite get the basic dynamics of academic writing, so the only way they know to talk about something is to explain their personal reaction to it. It's not even necessarily their fault, since writing a personal reflection is fine, even encouraged in high schools. Lots of people who aren't narcissists have made the same mistake. I'm not super hopeful Connor will be able to correct this, given his general refusal to change (especially when it comes to writing), and the likely inability of his teacher to give a shit. But there's at least a chance.

 

[registereduser]

Yeah he'll probably get away with how he writes now through community college and maybe some lower division university classes, but he'll definitely have problems when he gets to upper division or when he takes classes specifically for writing (which you will have to take at some point, @Connor Bible). I'd be surprised if he doesn't eventually drop out anyway.

 

[FramerGirl420]

but he'll definitely have problems when he gets to upper division or when he takes classes specifically for writing

IF. IF he gets to upper division or IF he takes classes specifically for writing.
At one class a year, he probably won't make it that far.

 

[lolwut]

At one class a year, he probably won't make it that far.

For Conner, making it out the front door is an achievement in and of itself.

 

[chimpburgers]

IF. IF he gets to upper division or IF he takes classes specifically for writing.
At one class a year, he probably won't make it that far.

How long has he been in community college? He's gonna spend a ton of his life in school because of his laziness.

 

[K>C]

How long has he been in community college? He's gonna spend a ton of his life in school because of his laziness.

Detox is going to be released before Connor graduates.

 

[Silver]

How long has he been in community college? He's gonna spend a ton of his life in school because of his laziness.

Pretty sure Connor and I are the same school age, and I'm about to start my senior year of university. Dunno if he has been at college for as long or if he took a gap year, but I'm pretty sure he's had at most six semesters (seven counting this present summer semesters).

 

[chimpburgers]

Pretty sure Connor and I are the same school age, and I'm about to start my senior year of university. Dunno if he has been at college for as long or if he took a gap year, but I'm pretty sure he's had at most six semesters (seven counting this present summer semesters).

Goddamn. With all the shit I've read in this thread, I assumed he started community college a bit later than others do, but holy fuck. That English class sounds like one of those prereqs.

I'm not doubting the likeliness that he took a gap year off, but even with that, depending on what he's studying, he could have still picked up the pace and done enough classes during summer semesters and the other ones to catch up, based on some personal experience I'm not gonna get into deep here. I will admit that I'm nearly the same school age as you two and will be done completely with school next summer.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

Yeah he'll probably get away with how he writes now through community college and maybe some lower division university classes, but he'll definitely have problems when he gets to upper division or when he takes classes specifically for writing (which you will have to take at some point, @Connor Bible). I'd be surprised if he doesn't eventually drop out anyway.

I'll be surprised if he makes it to university.

 

[Silver]

We know he was in college in this past spring and I think the fall before, but I've got no idea if these were his first semesters or if he was at school last year as well.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Not to get all internet psychologist here, but that sounds worryingly similar to Ted Bundy, who was baffled that anybody cared enough about the women he killed to investigate his crimes.

It's been said that in many cases a lolcow is a surprisingly precise mixture of autism and sociopathy. They're not autistic enough to be nonfunctional, so they can interact with people, but they're certainly awkward and socially impaired; they also lack the ability to empathize with others, but because they're so fucking retarded, they're not actually a danger to anyone. This all leads to them being not only unaware and grossly narcissistic, but completely unwilling to accept blame for anything, and doing things like trying to manipulate people constantly and lie and cheat and stuff, and failing generally because they suck so badly at human interaction. It's like they're trying to be calculating like actual sociopaths, but they're just so childish and dumb that it never works. Like a broken machine trying to do the same task over and over again because it never realizes it's broken.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I've noticed that Connor seems to have a tendency to say "I shit you not" and the like a lot.

 

[StilwellGrandma]

because they're so fucking retarded, they're not actually a danger to anyone. This all leads to them being not only unaware and grossly narcissistic, but completely unwilling to accept blame for anything, and doing things like trying to manipulate people constantly and lie and cheat and stuff, and failing generally because they suck so badly at human interaction. .

Excuse me, do you know what you are talking about? What you just said is extremely offensive. You do not talk about peiple with autism spectrum disorders like that. One of the biggest issues with this forum is that they see someone like CWC and think all high-functioning autistic pepole act up and have a warped view of reality.

Maybe if you were to meet someone on the autism spectrum, you wouldn't make such offensive comments that could only be tolerated on a site like this one. Many people on the autism spectrum are successful; some have relationships and get married.

Between Internet forums like these and Autism Speaks, I'm worried that the autism spectrum will always be stigmatized. Speaking of which, this site and AS go hand in hand.

Oh, I also read one post that encouraged CB to smoke weed. And you want people to take you seriously.