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This just in; Connor is fagging up the autism movement thread. @Connor Bible get back in your thread or come back to Skype, bro
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Hey, @Connor Bible , are any of your characters on the spectrum?
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AS is a horrible organization but the reason why people make fun of autistic people like him is because they act like morons.
I don't honestly see what's wrong with this. It may help him calm down and get a better grasp of his bearings. I smoke for my issues and it makes them somewhat more manageable.
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I am still just baffled by the fact that this is a statement written by an adult man in his 20's, a man able to drive, vote, purchase alcohol, etc.
He sounds like he is still acting out the role of a 14 year old in his relationship with his parents. It's so fucking sad.
He sounds like he is still acting out the role of a 14 year old in his relationship with his parents. It's so fucking sad.
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@Connor Bible get back here and show us your finished book report, bro
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To be fair to @Connor Bible's parents, we have seen what happens to autistic individuals that have unfettered access to the Internet. Chris-Chan is a grave warning to all.
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For one thing, yes he does. For another, did you even see his nickname? And you're amazed he said something extremely offensive? Lastly, do you even know where you are?
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So I was looking back at page 200 of the thread and I saw this
Well, he did do one of these things! Can you guess which?
Well, he did do one of these things! Can you guess which?
No?
How about "respect [his] parents more"? He won't even go to Carowinds because they (presumably) say no!
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I think a lot of people give Connor too much credit.
At best, he's a terrible at communicating (which is true regardless), and at worst he's a pathological liar. Which isn't to say he's a psychopath, but that he feels morally fine with making excuses or stretching the truth whenever it's convenient for him. He doesn't care about anyone.
The fact it's been ten weeks and he's still coming on the farms to brag about doing revision isn't just pathetic, it's unbelievable.
Some people think he comes on here to get a ruse out of people, that he isn't seriously this stupid and sad. If you look at his trollshielding from the ACM thread, it seems like he's stereotyping himself.
He uses bullshit grandiose language because he thinks it makes him seem smart, and he references literature he's never even read.
And it's almost more comforting to believe he spews this kinda stuff for kicks, but smutley has photo archived hundreds of posts spanning years that Connor has written, and it's all the exact same shit. He doesn't change.
At best, he's a terrible at communicating (which is true regardless), and at worst he's a pathological liar. Which isn't to say he's a psychopath, but that he feels morally fine with making excuses or stretching the truth whenever it's convenient for him. He doesn't care about anyone.
The fact it's been ten weeks and he's still coming on the farms to brag about doing revision isn't just pathetic, it's unbelievable.
Some people think he comes on here to get a ruse out of people, that he isn't seriously this stupid and sad. If you look at his trollshielding from the ACM thread, it seems like he's stereotyping himself.
He uses bullshit grandiose language because he thinks it makes him seem smart, and he references literature he's never even read.
And it's almost more comforting to believe he spews this kinda stuff for kicks, but smutley has photo archived hundreds of posts spanning years that Connor has written, and it's all the exact same shit. He doesn't change.
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He really should have gone for a Jurassic Park reference, what with playing God with genetics and all.
I mean, it's so obvious!
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I found Connor's bibliography page from his essay!
"Literature: All Quiet on the Western Front." TV Tropes. 12 July 2015. Web. 12 July 2015. <http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/AllQuietOnTheWesternFront>.
"All Quiet on the Western Front." Wikipedia. 12 July 2015. Web. 12 July 2015. <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Quiet_on_the_Western_Front>.
"All Quiet on the Western Front." Wikipedia. 12 July 2015. Web. 12 July 2015. <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Quiet_on_the_Western_Front>.
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He probably cries and throws up on the rides anyways.
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You know what? Honestly this thread had so much potential when it started, since it's about an in-forum lolcow who joined here because he discovered CWC on WrongPlanet, and at the same time we got to know his activities at WrongPlanet and other sites. The thread had some decent history of him and initially it was great to see some history of him on other sites.
What caught my attention about Connor and why he's hilarious to me is because he spergs about unrelated shit like Juno and adoption etc. on other threads. My favorite part is when he sperged about Juno in chat to the point Null changed the chat image to Juno-related to watch him chimp out. Another favorite part from me is when he reported Null in the Smurfs thread all because he insulted Connor in the thread. He usually makes me chuckle and before his thread was created I recall looking through his posts on WrongPlanet and other sites. It's fun.
But now? Needless to say after a while this thread later turned into total fucking garbage. All I see is people here getting way too worked out over Connor. Now it's about "LOL CONNOR BIBLE STILL DOESN'T FINISH HIS BOOK REPORT/ASSIGNMENT XD" etc. that it's pathetic and it's not even funny. I don't really care about his book report, all I care is his spergy posts and that's what I care about. Not to mention the life stories/powerlevelling here make me facepalming to the point I don't even know who's the lolcow anymore in this thread. It also seems like we're forcing him to generate content instead of him generating content by himself and that's not how lolcows work. Lolcows are supposed to generate their content free-roaming to have better content and honestly we could've get some more comic pages of Alphaboy if it wasn't for some spergs here screaming at him.
Of course, you might say, "But Alan, he sperged out on the Autism thread and that's hilarious". Yes, indeed, he's hilarious. But why? That's because he's hilarious as he was used to - sperging on other threads. That's what made him hilarious before his thread was made. Before his Halal thread was made, he was notorious for sperging in chat about stupid shit such as his Halloween costume, sperging about adoption in adoption threads, sperging about Juno in movie-related threads and so much more. Now compare them with this thread. It's about his book report, his comics and other boring shit. Everytime he hasn't finished them people are like "LOL YOU'RE LAZY AND YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING XD" or even when he finishes them people are like "LOL IT'S SHIT FUCKY YOU CONNOR". Is this what I want from Connor as what he used to? No, this drama is getting really unfunny.
tl;dr This thread has reached a point that it's a fucking mistake. Unless the posters here would actually treat Connor better, there's really no point in this thread. I'd like to end this post with a flowchart from @Mauvman Shuffleboard :
What caught my attention about Connor and why he's hilarious to me is because he spergs about unrelated shit like Juno and adoption etc. on other threads. My favorite part is when he sperged about Juno in chat to the point Null changed the chat image to Juno-related to watch him chimp out. Another favorite part from me is when he reported Null in the Smurfs thread all because he insulted Connor in the thread. He usually makes me chuckle and before his thread was created I recall looking through his posts on WrongPlanet and other sites. It's fun.
But now? Needless to say after a while this thread later turned into total fucking garbage. All I see is people here getting way too worked out over Connor. Now it's about "LOL CONNOR BIBLE STILL DOESN'T FINISH HIS BOOK REPORT/ASSIGNMENT XD" etc. that it's pathetic and it's not even funny. I don't really care about his book report, all I care is his spergy posts and that's what I care about. Not to mention the life stories/powerlevelling here make me facepalming to the point I don't even know who's the lolcow anymore in this thread. It also seems like we're forcing him to generate content instead of him generating content by himself and that's not how lolcows work. Lolcows are supposed to generate their content free-roaming to have better content and honestly we could've get some more comic pages of Alphaboy if it wasn't for some spergs here screaming at him.
Of course, you might say, "But Alan, he sperged out on the Autism thread and that's hilarious". Yes, indeed, he's hilarious. But why? That's because he's hilarious as he was used to - sperging on other threads. That's what made him hilarious before his thread was made. Before his Halal thread was made, he was notorious for sperging in chat about stupid shit such as his Halloween costume, sperging about adoption in adoption threads, sperging about Juno in movie-related threads and so much more. Now compare them with this thread. It's about his book report, his comics and other boring shit. Everytime he hasn't finished them people are like "LOL YOU'RE LAZY AND YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING XD" or even when he finishes them people are like "LOL IT'S SHIT FUCKY YOU CONNOR". Is this what I want from Connor as what he used to? No, this drama is getting really unfunny.
tl;dr This thread has reached a point that it's a fucking mistake. Unless the posters here would actually treat Connor better, there's really no point in this thread. I'd like to end this post with a flowchart from @Mauvman Shuffleboard :
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Semper fidelis x 10 for that post, @Alan Pardew. I had given up on this thread entirely for all the reasons above and more. It's not really that fun to post in when I see people powerlevel to the extreme with lengthy life stories that just really make the thread a downer to read rather than something fun and entertaining. the sperging from Connor in the autism thread was some of the funniest, craziest shit I had ever seen from him and I want more of that kind of Connor.
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You know what? Honestly this thread had so much potential when it started, since it's about an in-forum lolcow who joined here because he discovered CWC on WrongPlanet, and at the same time we got to know his activities at WrongPlanet and other sites. The thread had some decent history of him and initially it was great to see some history of him on other sites.
What caught my attention about Connor and why he's hilarious to me is because he spergs about unrelated shit like Juno and adoption etc. on other threads. My favorite part is when he sperged about Juno in chat to the point Null changed the chat image to Juno-related to watch him chimp out. Another favorite part from me is when he reported Null in the Smurfs thread all because he insulted Connor in the thread. He usually makes me chuckle and before his thread was created I recall looking through his posts on WrongPlanet and other sites. It's fun.
But now? Needless to say after a while this thread later turned into total fucking garbage. All I see is people here getting way too worked out over Connor. Now it's about "LOL CONNOR BIBLE STILL DOESN'T FINISH HIS BOOK REPORT/ASSIGNMENT XD" etc. that it's pathetic and it's not even funny. I don't really care about his book report, all I care is his spergy posts and that's what I care about. Not to mention the life stories/powerlevelling here make me facepalming to the point I don't even know who's the lolcow anymore in this thread. It also seems like we're forcing him to generate content instead of him generating content by himself and that's not how lolcows work. Lolcows are supposed to generate their content free-roaming to have better content and honestly we could've get some more comic pages of Alphaboy if it wasn't for some spergs here screaming at him.
Of course, you might say, "But Alan, he sperged out on the Autism thread and that's hilarious". Yes, indeed, he's hilarious. But why? That's because he's hilarious as he was used to - sperging on other threads. That's what made him hilarious before his thread was made. Before his Halal thread was made, he was notorious for sperging in chat about stupid shit such as his Halloween costume, sperging about adoption in adoption threads, sperging about Juno in movie-related threads and so much more. Now compare them with this thread. It's about his book report, his comics and other boring shit. Everytime he hasn't finished them people are like "LOL YOU'RE LAZY AND YOU HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING XD" or even when he finishes them people are like "LOL IT'S SHIT FUCKY YOU CONNOR".
tl;dr This thread has reached a point that it's a fucking mistake. Unless the posters here would actually treat Connor better, there's really no point in this thread. I'd like to end this post with a flowchart from @Mauvman Shuffleboard :
FUCK YOU CONNOR IS THE BEST LOLCOW HE STILL WON'T EVEN FINISH WRITING HIS DUMB BOOK HOW DARE YOU
CONNOR IS A FUCKING LAZY ASSHOLE AND I'M AN OKAY PERSON BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER WORKED A DAY IN MY LIFE AND I HAVE CROTCH FUNGUS AT LEAST I'M NOT AS BAD AS CONNOR
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i hate connor i hope he dies
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connor is nug
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Crotch fugnus