🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[JU 199]

I know how to scare connor off

Careful Null. You'll trigger him

He can get to know Thonis. They'd be perfect for each other.

Oh god, imagine them together. The universe would split apart.

 

[Connor Bible]

So, if I give up my dreams of teaching/writing, get some menial job, become an alcoholic, and get in a less than ideal marriage... what comes next?

 

[*Asterisk*]

Have I mentioned that it's really easy to get laid if you have even a menial job, don't live with your parents, at least attempt to make yourself presentable, and talk about topics other than yourself?

Because it's true.

 

[Count groudon]

Jesus, there's no point in arguing. Fuck it, I'm just going to agree with everything you say from this point on. I'm a pathetic, no-good, freeloading, worthless bum who should just give up his aspirations of being a teacher and writer. Maybe I'll get a menial job, get in a loveless marriage, and probably drink myself to death by the age of fifty, wondering what the fuck happened.

Well if you wont actually work to meet your aspirations, then youve pretty much already given up on them. It takes an act of God to actually get you to sit down and write anything, and when people try to help you either tell em to piss off or give them the "im scared of failure" excuse. You seriously need to realize that if you genuinely love what you've written, and it actually does a good job of saying what you were meaning to say then it wasn't a failure no matter what other people think about it. An artist creates because they have ideas that they will do anything to make them as real as they possibly can, its not about winning or losing.

 

[Coster]

So, if I give up my dreams of teaching/writing, get some menial job, become an alcoholic, and get in a less than ideal marriage... what comes next?

you've already laid that out silly billy

probably drink myself to death by the age of fifty

 

[JU 199]

So, if I give up my dreams of teaching/writing, get some menial job, become an alcoholic, and get in a less than ideal marriage... what comes next?

Ask ThonisSH

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

So, if I give up my dreams of teaching/writing, get some menial job, become an alcoholic, and get in a less than ideal marriage... what comes next?

Connor, we've been through this.

 

[Connor Bible]

you've already laid that out silly billy

That was kind of a worst case scenario.

 

[Mollybdenum]

So, if I give up my dreams of teaching/writing, get some menial job, become an alcoholic, and get in a less than ideal marriage... what comes next?

Congratulations. You'll have accomplished the American Dream.

Seriously though, then you can adopt!

 

[*Asterisk*]

So, if I give up my dreams of teaching/writing, get some menial job, become an alcoholic, and get in a less than ideal marriage... what comes next?

Who cares? This level is already several steps ahead of you. You should be working to reach it, motherfucker.

Except the married part. Getting married's a bad idea when you live with your parents and hate women.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

So, if I give up my dreams of teaching/writing, get some menial job, become an alcoholic, and get in a less than ideal marriage... what comes next?

How do you you get "become an alcoholic with a dead-end job in a loveless marriage" from "not becoming a famous author in the same strata as Stephen King"?

 

[cumrobbery]

So, if I give up my dreams of teaching/writing, get some menial job, become an alcoholic, and get in a less than ideal marriage... what comes next?

Then you'd actually be doing a thing.

 

[Locksnap]

Maybe I'll get a ... job, get in a ... marriage

 

[Coster]

That was kind of a worst case scenario.

because you're autistic and speak in absolutes when you're being dramatic i couldn't tell if that was the best case or the worst case

the fact that you're married in that situation just told me it's the best case

 

[The Knife]

So, if I give up my dreams of teaching/writing, get some menial job, become an alcoholic, and get in a less than ideal marriage... what comes next?

NO ONE HAS TOLD YOU TO DO THIS.

The advice people have given you are actually steps to keep you away from this end: write more, take more classes, get some job experience. You're the one who keeps bringing up this weird fantasy of yours.

 

[Ruin]

So, if I give up my dreams of teaching/writing, get some menial job, become an alcoholic, and get in a less than ideal marriage... what comes next?

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and realizing that the universe doesn't exist to tongue your asshole would be a great start. You are the prime example of why giving everyone a trophy for effort in the 90's was a terrible idea.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

just give up his aspirations of being a teacher and writer

I would give up on being a teacher if I were you. If you can't handle us, you won't last through first period on your first day.
Besides, at your current rate of taking classes, you'll be in your 50s by the time you get your teaching job.

 

[Connor Bible]

Congratulations. You'll have accomplished the American Dream.

Not exactly much room for socioeconomic mobility or achievement. Wouldn't really call that a dream.

 

[*Asterisk*]

That was kind of a worst case scenario.

Your life as it is now is the worst case scenario.

 

[chimpburgers]

Not exactly much room for socioeconomic mobility or achievement. Wouldn't really call that a dream.

Neither is bullshitting about writing a novel all day.