🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[JU 199]

Wouldn't really call that a dream.

Fuck you. You're in no position to complain. (even if you are right)


You get asspats. Some autists don't even have that.

 

[Connor Bible]

Your life as it is now is the worst case scenario.

So... suicide?

 

[JU 199]

NO ONE HAS TOLD YOU TO DO THIS.

I am

@Connor Bible get a menial job and become an alcoholic.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

So... suicide?

Why not? Don't.

 

[*Asterisk*]

So... suicide?

Fuck you, crybaby.

Go over to your local Department of Rehabilitative Services and get a fucking job.

 

[chimpburgers]

So... suicide?

It's desperate but you'd be doing something. You're doing nothing and will die doing nothing.

 

[JU 199]

So... suicide?

Hey, you said it. Not us.

 

[Coster]

So... suicide?

Worse. You're 21, you don't have a job, you're lazy, and your parents boss you around. I'm sure you're looking forward to your graduation from college in 16 years though.

 

[Locksnap]

So... suicide?

Don't bother, you already fucked that up twice. You could actually try improving your life in realistic, achievable ways. Or stay here and continue being funny. Either works.

 

[cumrobbery]

So... suicide?

Taking the coward's way out would make everything about your life even more of a complete failure.

 

[Connor Bible]

Taking the coward's way out would make everything about your life even more of a complete failure.

I'm not suicidal. It was a rhetorical question.

 

[Marvin]

Seriously, can we start charging @Connor Bible a tax to post in this thread? Like, he's got to post a certain quantity of progress on his writing, or his thread gets locked for a bit?

Not a huge number, just enough to get him to actually put his money where his mouth is?

Maybe a few pages of writing for every five posts he gets to make in this thread?

Because this is retarded. I suspect he's jerking off to this shit.

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

I'm not suicidal. It was a rhetorical question.

 

[Null]

Because this is retarded. I suspect he's jerking off to this shit.

That's what I've been telling people. He's just getting off on the attention. It's probably the only attention he ets.

 

[LordDarkrai]

So... suicide?

No. Look into seeing a counselor and look into disability services. You're trapped in your own thinking. Sadly, I don't think that be the case.

 

[*Asterisk*]

That's what I've been telling people. He's just getting off on the attention. It's probably the only attention he ets.

That, or he could post proof that he's employed.

 

[Connor Bible]

I just want this shit to end, to be honest. I'm certain there are other lolcows that need your attention. You people have lives as well, I'm simply inconveniencing you, as well as myself, by simply posting in this thread. In this time, I could have been churning out close to 2000 words. I've already made substantial progress on my book review, and I've wasted moments I could have used to at least finish a rough version. We're not getting anything out of this, folks. That's why I'm signing out for the evening.

Goodbye, and good luck.

 

[chimpburgers]

I just want this shit to end, to be honest. I'm certain there are other lolcows that need your attention. You people have lives as well, I'm simply inconveniencing you, as well as myself, by simply posting in this thread. In this time, I could have been churning out close to 2000 words. I've already made substantial progress on my book review, and I've wasted moments I could have used to at least finish a rough version. We're not getting anything out of this, folks. That's why I'm signing out for the evening.

Goodbye, and good luck.

I'll give you extra points for posting here long than you usually do. You actually accomplished something in your life.

 

[Null]

I just want this shit to end, to be honest. I'm certain there are other lolcows that need your attention. You people have lives as well, I'm simply inconveniencing you, as well as myself, by simply posting in this thread. In this time, I could have been churning out close to 2000 words. I've already made substantial progress on my book review, and I've wasted moments I could have used to at least finish a rough version. We're not getting anything out of this, folks. That's why I'm signing out for the evening.

Goodbye, and good luck.

next time you come back you need to pay for supporter status

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

So... suicide?

Spoiler: FFFFFFFFFFFF

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HOW HAVE YOU MANAGED TO NOT LEARN ANYTHING