🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Do you know how sick you people are? I bet you all wake up every morning and say "Hey, I'm going ruin this guy's life on the Internet just for the fuck of it."
Nah, cause just talking about and to you doesn't ruin a life. Most of the people here are still trying to help you for some reason. I'm here for some laughs which you kindly give to me.
 
Do you know how sick you people are? I bet you all wake up every morning and say "Hey, I'm going ruin this guy's life on the Internet just for the fuck of it."

The power to improve your life is in your hands. Make of that what you will.
 
You're blaming me for everything you've done on this thread?

I haven't done anything to you. In fact, I've always been pretty neutral and had let the Kiwi's eat you alive and enjoy the spectacle of yet another retard bitching at his problems instead of working to fix it yourself.

I was like this with Robert Wayne Stiles once, attempted to white knight him before it became too late. Soon it will be all too late for you.

Take my good advice and exercise more. It crafts your head and helps you think better ways to write. Its all about discipline, not how good you look.
 
Do you know how sick you people are? I bet you all wake up every morning and say "Hey, I'm going ruin this guy's life on the Internet just for the fuck of it."

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The thing is, even if I do improve my life, I'll still be a lolcow in your eyes.
It would certainly be a helluva lot harder to laugh at you if you had a driver's license and an actual manuscript.
 
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