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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
You're scum. All of you. You lure people to this site, get them to open up, and then turn on them. You're predators.

That's really not fair, Conner. I've always tried to be open-minded and understanding when it comes to you, and I know many other members have been, as well. In fact, nobody has said anything really negative towards you, other than that you should be more independent from your family and take charge of your life.

That being said, there was nobody who forced you to come here and nobody who's forcing you to stay.
 
Do you know how sick you people are? I bet you all wake up every morning and say "Hey, I'm going ruin this guy's life on the Internet just for the fuck of it."
You're scum. All of you. You lure people to this site, get them to open up, and then turn on them. You're predators.
Yesterday morning:
I come back from laughing at crazy psycho trannies to find. . .absolutely nothing has changed. Sperg on, you crazy diamond.

EDIT: How'd you do on your final?

I passed my math class!

Well, great! Glad to hear it! What was your final grade?

81.78%. A new record for an overall math class score.

Fantastic! See, you can do stuff if you put your mind to it! Isn't that what @Smutley's been telling you this whole time?

That's pretty damn good considering that you've said you struggle with maths.

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I'm not advocating piracy or anything. But if this is a movie you've struggled to buy for years, why not just torrent it? They've already not gotten your money for a decade, it won't be hurting them any more at this point.
Why don't you pirate it, form an actual opinion then decide whether to buy it?
As you can see we're all cruel, vicious people.

Is there absolutely no chance that on some level Connor is fucking with everyone? He's too self aware sometimes and it feels like he's well aware of how people treat him on here so he'd just come on and say repetitive stupid things because you all tard rage at him. He's still a spastic though :sighduck:
Nah, Jan's kind of the exception to the rule. Connor is fairly self-aware, yes, but his immaturity & desire for attention win out over rationality. Plus we have years upon years upon years of documentation compiled by @Smutley on a bunch of different sites. The sperging goes back too far for him to be just a performance artist.
 
Nah, Jan's kind of the exception to the rule. Connor is fairly self-aware, yes, but his immaturity & desire for attention win out over rationality. Plus we have years upon years upon years of documentation compiled by @Smutley on a bunch of different sites. The sperging goes back too far for him to be just a performance artist.

Now if he were to challenge @Molly Ringwald to a street race...
 
Now if he were to challenge @Molly Ringwald to a street race...

u kno who da fuk it is#connerfegets
ther r 2 times ok
wen im jackin to molay ringwood
wen im failin math
an wen im pissed at perdator scum liek u
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Ugh, Fatty Ding-Dongs, you've done it again.

Nobody is making you come back here. You did damn well in your maths class, isn't that testament to the fact that if you really work at something, you'll be rewarded? Hang on to that instead of continuing to come back here and chimp out, knowing you'll be mocked.

Take the work ethic you had with your maths and put it towards something you really want to do. Save pennies to put towards driving. Seriously, you can do this.

You're smart *snrk* enough to know that you're in a pointless cycle and you're attention whoring, acting out your shitty 80's movie tough guy rigmarole.

Stop it.

Buck up.

Do something productive.

Fuck sake, Fatty.
 
I always loved hate-following this thread, but for me the most cringeworthy parts have always been the moments where Connor treats this thread as his personal blog and brags about all the things he's (thinking about potentially) accomplishing. You can feel the giddiness and the longing for asspats in every word. It's a phenomenon that seems to be completely unique to this thread. It's like he forgets the reason this thread was started (making fun of his unique brand of sperginess).

"In due time, motherfucker."
- Connor
 
Ugh, Fatty Ding-Dongs, you've done it again.

Nobody is making you come back here. You did damn well in your maths class, isn't that testament to the fact that if you really work at something, you'll be rewarded? Hang on to that instead of continuing to come back here and chimp out, knowing you'll be mocked.

Take the work ethic you had with your maths and put it towards something you really want to do. Save pennies to put towards driving. Seriously, you can do this.

You're smart *snrk* enough to know that you're in a pointless cycle and you're attention whoring, acting out your shitty 80's movie tough guy rigmarole.

I always loved hate-following this thread, but for me the most cringeworthy parts have always been the moments where Connor treats this thread as his personal blog and brags about all the things he's (thinking about potentially) accomplishing. You can feel the giddiness and the longing for asspats in every word. It's a phenomenon that seems to be completely unique to this thread. It's like he forgets the reason this thread was started (making fun of his unique brand of sperginess).

"In due time, motherfucker."
- Connor

I've been half-avoiding talking here as of late because I have nothing to say that's not just calling him Fatty Ding-Dongs or sperging about top seekrit project plans ala Connor and then saying "At least I'm not Connor" (I see too much of that shit in me and the sperging-about-things-I'll-never-do-if-I-keep-talking-about-it is strictly staying off the Farms for that reason). That said, I can definitely see he forgets that we're just here to laugh at him because he's a stubborn, lazy faggot, not "ruin his life" or simply give him asspats, ever since he got the thread here.
 
Yesterday morning:












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As you can see we're all cruel, vicious people.


Nah, Jan's kind of the exception to the rule. Connor is fairly self-aware, yes, but his immaturity & desire for attention win out over rationality. Plus we have years upon years upon years of documentation compiled by @Smutley on a bunch of different sites. The sperging goes back too far for him to be just a performance artist.
I don't think he's a performance artist, I just think he's a retard who knows he's a retard and says dumb things on a site about retards because he knows people will give him attention.
 
Actually Connor could you please be a performance artist? And start doing livestreams? I have a hole in my heart that needs to be filled. :heart-empty:
 
I just like how no matter how quiet the other cows are, I can always come here and watch @Connor raise people's hopes for him then dash them away five minutes later. I could set my clock to these tantrums.
 
The weirdest part for me is that he seems to come here over and over again expecting us to praise him and suck his dick.

He does understand what kind of forum this is right? Why the hell doesn't he do what Dobson does and make a blog with strictly moderated comments? Then he could sperg all day long and delete comments that hurt his widdle feelings.
 
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