🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[wagglyplacebo]

AM I EXPECTED TO TAKE HARDSHIP LIKE A FUCKING CHAMP?!

What hardship? Shopping with grandma? What a hard life you lead.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Connor, shut the fuck up and listen to me for ten fucking seconds.

I was abused as a child. You have no idea what real abuse is. I took it like a champ.

You are making me very serious. You need to just calm your tits.

 

[Connor Bible]

No, but you're supposed to go through it anyway. If no one faced hardship, where would society be now? I've felt the way you do. We all have. Don't antagonize us to make yourself feel better when we're trying to offer advice.

Fuck you, Chip. How the fuck am I supposed to just accept hardship and smile through all of it? It ain't worth it.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

It's gonna suck.

Dude, welcome to the real world......it *does* suck, but we can't live in a fucking Disney cartoon all of our life...

 

[The Knife]

Fuck you, Chip. How the fuck am I supposed to just accept hardship and smile through all of it? It ain't worth it.

No one's telling you to smile, but you could at least try bitching a little more creatively.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Fuck you, Chip. How the fuck am I supposed to just accept hardship and smile through all of it? It ain't worth it.

Then don't smile during it. Smile when you've pushed through it.

 

[EI 903]

Fuck you, Chip. How the fuck am I supposed to just accept hardship and smile through all of it? It ain't worth it.

What do you want to hear? Do you want us to tell you to kill yourself?

We're never going to do that. You're here forever.

 

[Locksnap]

Fuck you, Chip. How the fuck am I supposed to just accept hardship and smile through all of it? It ain't worth it.

If its not worth it what will you do? Jerk off all day? What about when your parents die?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Fuck you, Chip. How the fuck am I supposed to just accept hardship and smile through all of it? It ain't worth it.

Sometimes, life isn't worth it. But you need to remember..... it's not you controlling every fucking little thing, because nobody can bloody do that. Even the President has Congress and the Senate. Even the Queen has help.

 

[Connor Bible]

Fuck you too, Hellblazer.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Fuck you too, Hellblazer.

How does it feel that the most you've done during the day was get mad on the internet?

 

[EI 903]

Fuck you too, Hellblazer.

Sorry, honey, I ain't a chubby chaser.

 

[Locksnap]

Fuck you too, Hellblazer.

you are here forever though lol

 

[Connor Bible]

Then I'll fucking leave, Locksnap.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Fuck you too, Hellblazer.

You realize no one's gonna take the "Well, if I say "fuck you" to enough people, they'll ban me!" bait, right?"

 

[Coster]

Then I'll fucking leave, Locksnap.

See you next week.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Are you high? You can't just tell a mod fuck you.

However, since neither of us will ever be mods.... fuck you.

 

[EI 903]

Somewhere a WrongPlanet admin has a vaguely queasy feeling and doesn't know why yet. All he knows is that something spergy is on the way.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Then I'll fucking leave, Locksnap.

See you next week, then. Keep writing Alphaboy.

 

[Arkangel]

Connor, the world isn't going to make exceptions for you. YOU need to start making your own exceptions if you want to get ANYWHERE.