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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
To tell you the truth, I've got something of a game plan going on for my writing this year.
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Lack of plans has never been your problem, though, has it Connor? You've always been all plan, no execution.

Connor said:
No really, I'm buds with Albert Pyun. The guy who directed Cyborg, the Nemesis movies, Brainsmasher, Dollman, etc.
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Never heard of him. They all sound pretty stupid though.
 
I took some time today to build more on Connor.wad, I added a couple of scenarios with Kiwi Farms, complete with Light and Dark themes!
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EDIT: Version 0.6.0 is out with the campaign roughly laid out and three additional maps to deathmatch on (the last two ripped from an old abandoned project).
http://www.filedropper.com/connorwad-v060
 
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http://www.filedropper.com/connorwad-v070
This WAD is near completion and currently in a testing and tweaking phase. New additions in this version include slightly less boring boss fights, more rebalancing, title and credit pics, and cheese for health items (I seriously shoulda thought to add that during the past week of making this).
 
Sanic said:
Sluthate's thread is dead. What's going on over here?
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-Connor being a whiny fat faggot
-He said he wants to start on alphaboy yet again
-I published an update to connor.wad (Connor should be thankful that it's actually somewhat a game/interactive narrative, that's more than I got when I was 14 and being the Connor of game development, all I got was a slideshow made in Game Maker)
 
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Sanic said:
Sluthate's thread is dead. What's going on over here?
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Nothing much. I had to take a break from Sluthate because I kept having nightmares about middle-aged men creeping on pre-pubescent girls. But Connor's gonna do some writing, apparently.
/derisive snort
 
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Connor A-Logging OPL from a year and a half ago

also, for those of you who don't follow Sick Nick Bate, Connor is in that thread trollshielding like crazy

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Connor, you *do* realize that going back to making fun of other lolcows isn't going to magically make *your* lolcow status vanish, right?
 
I can't really blame him for that. I mean other than him being late as fuck, those are pretty normal reactions to Nick. If he starts being like "I have an awful-smelling cock but Nick has a micropenis and jacks off with poo so I'm better than him!!!" or "I'm an autistic loser, but UNLIKE NICK I don't molest children," that would be a different story, but so far he hasn't been that overt.
 
Philosophy Zombie said:
I can't really blame him for that. I mean other than him being late as fuck, those are pretty normal reactions to Nick. If he starts being like "I have an awful-smelling cock but Nick has a micropenis and jacks off with poo so I'm better than him!!!" or "I'm an autistic loser, but UNLIKE NICK I don't molest children," that would be a different story, but so far he hasn't been that overt.
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I get what you're saying, but to me, it just seems like Connor is trying way to hard to do "I'd better start making fun of the other lolcows again so people will think I'm "cool again" and ignore my new lolcow status".
 
I agree with @Frank Rizzo and @Dudeofteenage that he's obviously trying to deflect attention off himself and onto other lolcows by posting in Nick's thread, but I know Connor had an interest in Nick Bate before this, and considering he's a user here he has the right to post in threads other than his. He's not even the worst poster there (anybody who follows Nick knows that there are non-lolcow poster(s) who are decidedly exceptional). It shouldn't be a problem as long as he doesn't start anything.
 
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