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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Just dropping in to say that my day has been unusual. The Internet for the entire TCL campus was down, so I didn't have class today. I also saw two dead birds lying on the ground as I was waiting for a pickup. Anyway, I'm going to start writing Alphaboy for Camp NaNoWriMo right about... now.

EDIT: I just found out that it starts in ten hours. I believe one of the requirements is that none of the writing is to be done prior to the beginning of the challenge.
 
Connor said:
Just dropping in to say that my day has been unusual. The Internet for the entire TCL campus was down, so I didn't have class today. I also saw two dead birds lying on the ground as I was waiting for a pickup. Anyway, I'm going to start writing Alphaboy for Camp NaNoWriMo right about... now.

EDIT: I just found out that it starts in ten hours. I believe one of the requirements is that none of the writing is to be done prior to the beginning of the challenge.
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Yo so saying you're better than Chris or disgusted by Nick, does it make you feel better about yourself? As mentioned above it comes off as crazy troll shielding.

PS- Still waiting for your top five MC's, homie.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Yo so saying you're better than Chris or disgusted by Nick, does it make you feel better about yourself? As mentioned above it comes off as crazy troll shielding.

PS- Still waiting for your top five MC's, homie.
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I was just throwing my two cents in. Also, the kids in The Breakfast Club, Richard Chance, John McClane, Niko Bellic, and Tommy Vercetti.
 
Connor said:
Just dropping in to say that my day has been unusual. The Internet for the entire TCL campus was down, so I didn't have class today. I also saw two dead birds lying on the ground as I was waiting for a pickup. Anyway, I'm going to start writing Alphaboy for Camp NaNoWriMo right about... now.

EDIT: I just found out that it starts in ten hours. I believe one of the requirements is that none of the writing is to be done prior to the beginning of the challenge.
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Did the dead birds remind you of Molay's career?
 
Connor said:
Just dropping in to say that my day has been unusual. The Internet for the entire TCL campus was down, so I didn't have class today. I also saw two dead birds lying on the ground as I was waiting for a pickup. Anyway, I'm going to start writing Alphaboy for Camp NaNoWriMo right about... now.

EDIT: I just found out that it starts in ten hours. I believe one of the requirements is that none of the writing is to be done prior to the beginning of the challenge.
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I read that as TLC campus.

R.I.P. Left Eye. :semperfidelis:
 
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Connor, continuing his trollshielding by criticizing the spelling and grammar of a fake plagurized suicide note written by a delusional homeless person

also this lol:
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I don't think he's trollshielding, he's merely posting on other threads.

Just because @Connor is a lolcow doesn't mean he can't discuss other lolcows if he wants to. Rate me "Dumb" and "Autistic" all you want, but I think trailing literally every post he makes and seeing how we can make him look like a retard by overly analyzing its content is pretty autistic on itself, and somewhat A-Loggy. We don't do it with @ILoveMylarBalloons, why should we do it with Connor?

Don't get me wrong though, I'm not here to white knight. Connor has some serious problems and needs to get his shit together ASAP. And he's still a whiny fat faggot who Molly Ringwald won't have sex with.
 
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Philosophy Zombie said:
I agree with @Frank Rizzo and @Dudeofteenage that he's obviously trying to deflect attention off himself and onto other lolcows by posting in Nick's thread, but I know Connor had an interest in Nick Bate before this, and considering he's a user here he has the right to post in threads other than his. He's not even the worst poster there (anybody who follows Nick knows that there are non-lolcow poster(s) who are decidedly exceptional). It shouldn't be a problem as long as he doesn't start anything.
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Oh Connor. If you've succeeded at one thing, it's at lowering our expectations of you. Congratulations. Admittedly, "not being the worst poster in Nick Bate's thread" won't earn any money, won't impress anyone if you put it on your resume, and won't get you a girl, but at least we're not hurting your feelings by expecting you to put in any sort of effort. Right?
 
The Jumping Dwarf said:
I don't think he's trollshielding, he's merely posting on other threads.

Just because @Connor is a lolcow doesn't mean he can't discuss other lolcows if he wants to. Rate me "Dumb" and "Autistic" all you want, but I think trailing literally every post he makes and seeing how we can make him look like a exceptional individual by overly analyzing its content is pretty autistic on itself, and somewhat A-Loggy. We don't do it with @ILoveMylarBalloons, why should we do it with Connor?

Don't get me wrong though, I'm not here to white knight. Connor has some serious problems and needs to get his shit together ASAP. And he's still a whiny fat faggot who Molly Ringwald won't have sex with.
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I wouldn't mind if he was actually contributing to discussion, but he's not really doing that, though. He's just posting his reaction to Nick Bate's video where he proved he didn't molest his sister by rubbing shit on his microdick when there was ~20 pages of spergs doing that before him and made it about himself in a very autistic manner. In the ADF post I referenced, it's worth ridiculing him because he fails to understand the irony of him commenting on a lolcow threatening suicide for attention when he has resorted to that tactic before.
 
hurrhurrhurr said:
I wouldn't mind if he was actually contributing to discussion, but he's not really doing that, though. He's just posting his reaction to Nick Bate's video where he proved he didn't molest his sister by rubbing shit on his microdick when there was ~20 pages of spergs doing that before him and made it about himself in a very autistic manner. In the ADF post I referenced, it's worth ridiculing him because he fails to understand the irony of him commenting on a lolcow threatening suicide for attention when he has resorted to that tactic before.
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Everybody has the right to be grossed out by Nick Bate. Half the posts in that thread consist of "ewwww gross" anyway.

As for the ADF thread, well, no matter who's doing it, it's still stupid, and it's not really wrong to point that out. Hell, perhaps seeing how stupid Ahuviya looks when he threatens suicide will teach Connor not to do it ever again.

All I'm saying is that not everything Connor does is stupid and mockable, and we shouldn't hound him everywhere he goes. The posts he made in the other threads are pretty average lolcow discussion posts, and are only really getting attention because Connor made them. If they were written by any other person, no one would bat an eye.

We should mock Connor when he does mockable things, not merely for existing.
 
Connor if you miss a single day of writing in April, I swear to god.

I will look at this thread, sigh slightly and go back to lurking other threads.
 
balcolm said:
Connor if you miss a single day of writing in April, I swear to god.

I will look at this thread, sigh slightly and go back to lurking other threads.
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Relax, just started the first chapter.

I am getting PUMPED right now.

EDIT: Here's another song I'm writing to. I'm using it for the opening scene, where Sean gets on the bus to school. There's a black four-door Audi keeping up with it, for some reason...
 
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Connor said:
Relax, just started the first chapter.
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You "started the first chapter" several thousand years ago. We have the cuneiform tablets.

At least I think that's cuneiform. It doesn't follow an successfully used writing formula that's recognized today.
 
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