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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
I guarantee you that I'm not, Chippy.
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But you always do. I've lurked this thread since it was started, and I've seen it happen multiple times. You'll be polite and reasonable and act somewhat likable, but then you'll suddenly start insulting people who are being nothing but nice to you. It's a neverending cycle.
 
Connor said:
I apologize to you and Meowthkip, I really do. I let my emotions get the better of me. Oh, and that round robin? My contributions were mostly crap, masturbatory.
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If you're sure. I'll be sure to laugh at you even harder when you change your mind in a couple of days. I'm keeping my offer to help you write open anyway.
 
This one class, waggly, happens to be very important to me. It's the one thing I have my mind on every single day. I made a commitment to myself that I was going to pass it.
 
Connor said:
This one class, waggly, happens to be very important to me. It's the one thing I have my mind on every single day. I made a commitment to myself that I was going to pass it.
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Clearly it's not on your mind as often as it should.
 
Connor said:
This one class, waggly, happens to be very important to me. It's the one thing I have my mind on every single day. I made a commitment to myself that I was going to pass it.
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Give us the name of the course.
 
Connor said:
Seriously, I've been so busy with school that I forgot. I'll get to it this week.
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Excuses, excuses. This is what we warned you about. You can't give yourself these easy outs.

You know what? Go do a quick Indeed search for part-time work in your area. Select two or three, and submit your resume. It takes less than a minute if Indeed lets you upload/submit your resume directly through their site. Seriously, you can solve this problem in under ten minutes. There's no need to put it off at all. You can go do it right fucking now.
 
It's basic math. Mathematics in general has bothered me since childhood. I've gotten over the fear that I had for it a long time ago. I can worry about getting a job later. Conquering this class is my top priority.
 
Connor said:
It's basic math. Mathematics in general has bothered me since childhood. I've gotten over the fear that I had for it a long time ago. I can worry about getting a job later. Conquering this class is my top priority.
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I've got a bigger school load than you do and I'm pulling 25 hour work weeks, just saying.
 
Connor said:
I came here to hang out with you guys, not get lectured.
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Hang out? Do you know where you are? You are the subject of a lolcow thread. You had your chance to be a normal member of the forums once, and thats passed. You belong with TJ and Marijan now bud.
 
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