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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Smutley said:
Mark this, Kiwi's - At 7:55 EST, Connor feels so strongly that we are a cesspool he literally gets sicks and will never return. He will never be back and if he is should never ever be reminded of this.

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Connor said:
Well, for starters, I'm on spring break. I'm almost done with the first chapter of my current WIP (not Redesigning Eva), and I had a great lunch with my parents in a nice pizzeria roughly eighty miles from my hometown.
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just in
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feel-good-thread.8322/

Wow, Connor.
 
Sonic Hoo said:
just in
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feel-good-thread.8322/

Wow, Connor.
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I cannot facepalm enough.

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My mind works in mysterious ways. I felt like hating you people for all the things you've said, but at the same time, there is truth in the multitude of posts here. Yes, I am a hardcore lolcow, both on the Internet and IRL. I'm working on it, though.

I like to think of my relationship with the Kiwi Farms as complicated at best. I have every reason to lash out at you all, and I simultaneously laugh at myself. This whole saga has been a comedy, really. Some of the things posted here are hilarious. I'm slowly, but surely, learning to take your criticisms and utilize them to better myself. To confess something wicked, I actually like some of you guys (Hi, @The Knife , you magnificent witch!).

If there's one thing I've learned from this thread, it's that help isn't exactly hugs and kisses.
 
Connor said:
Well, for starters, I'm on spring break. I'm almost done with the first chapter of my current WIP (not Redesigning Eva), and I had a great lunch with my parents in a nice pizzeria roughly eighty miles from my hometown.
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Hey dude, are you going to be releasing chapters of your new project, or wait until your done to post the whole thing?
 
Smutley said:
Hey dude, are you going to be releasing chapters of your new project, or wait until your done to post the whole thing?
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I've been tempted to do so, just to entertain you guys. From the looks of the first chapter alone, Alphaboy looks like it's going to be a lot more fun than Eva.
 
Connor said:
My mind works in mysterious ways. I felt like hating you people for all the things you've said, but at the same time, there is truth in the multitude of posts here. Yes, I am a hardcore lolcow, both on the Internet and IRL. I'm working on it, though.

I like to think of my relationship with the Kiwi Farms as complicated at best. I have every reason to lash out at you all, and I simultaneously laugh at myself. This whole saga has been a comedy, really. Some of the things posted here are hilarious. I'm slowly, but surely, learning to take your criticisms and utilize them to better myself. To confess something wicked, I actually like some of you guys (Hi, @The Knife , you magnificent witch!).

If there's one thing I've learned from this thread, it's that help isn't exactly hugs and kisses.
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Not falling for it this time, friend. Though i did miss you while you were gone. What have you been up to while away from us? Besides saying on WrongPlanet that your not coming here anymore.
 
Hey Connor! It's good to be back in this thread. I haven't seen you in a while. Let's catch up. Are you still a compulsive masturbator?
 
Connor said:
I've been tempted to do so, just to entertain you guys. From the looks of the first chapter alone, Alphaboy looks like it's going to be a lot more fun than Eva.
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Wouldn't Betaboy be a bit more appropriate? They say "write what you know."
 
Connor said:
My mind works in autistic ways.
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FTFY.

Connor said:
I like to think of my relationship with the Kiwi Farms as complicated at best. I have every reason to lash out at you all, and I simultaneously laugh at myself.
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lol no you don't. You got plenty of warnings this thread was going to happen before it did. People gave you great advice for well over 100+ pages of this thread, and you haven't acted on it at all.

Connor said:
I'm slowly, but surely, learning to take your criticisms and utilize them to better myself.
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This was the sole reason I rated this post Optimistic. There is no slowly, you're not learning at all. You can go ahead and pretend you are, but we all know you aren't. I'm sure I'm not alone in saying that I look forward to your next string of "I'm leaving forever" tantrums.
 
Connor said:
My mind works in mysterious ways. I felt like hating you people for all the things you've said, but at the same time, there is truth in the multitude of posts here. Yes, I am a hardcore lolcow, both on the Internet and IRL. I'm working on it, though.

I like to think of my relationship with the Kiwi Farms as complicated at best. I have every reason to lash out at you all, and I simultaneously laugh at myself. This whole saga has been a comedy, really. Some of the things posted here are hilarious. I'm slowly, but surely, learning to take your criticisms and utilize them to better myself. To confess something wicked, I actually like some of you guys (Hi, @The Knife , you magnificent witch!).

If there's one thing I've learned from this thread, it's that help isn't exactly hugs and kisses.
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Hello @Connor

"Yes, I am a hardcore lolcow, both on the Internet and IRL. I'm working on it, though."

You can fix the internet part now by not logging on here or WP. If you want to get better simply leave. We've already repeated ourselves to you countless times about what you can do to improve yourself. You have to do the rest.

Oh and this-

Smutley said:
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This makes you look like a tool.
 
I actually have to give Connor some credit here if he's being this productive. Having a fun project versus a "perfection" project can make all the difference when you need to get the writing juices flowing.

@Connor, is Alphaboy in the RE universe, or is it a separate one?
 
Chipmunk's Bounty said:
Okay, let's discuss last time, then. We offered help, you called @Meowthkip and myself names and said you wouldn't take back anything you said about us here. What do you have to say about that?
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I apologize to you and Meowthkip, I really do. I let my emotions get the better of me. Oh, and that round robin? My contributions were mostly crap, masturbatory.

@Smutley : Actually, Alphaboy is set in the same universe as RE, but the stories are like apples and oranges. One's psychological horror, while the other can best be described as a cross between a teenaged Superman story mixed with an old-school Steven Seagal film.
 
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