🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Ass Manager 3000 said:
@Connor

02 Mar 2015, 3:13 pm
"Let's face it, I've got no future. I'm a burden to my family and friends. I have nothing to contribute. I have no talent, no potential. In this world, only the most ruthless and strong survive. Morality and altruism are for weaklings."

You know you're not even as bad as some lolcows get... but you manage to piss me off waaaaaayyy more.

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Wait, in a world ruled by the ruthless wouldnt a man who's altruistic and moral in spite of the violent world he lives in be considered strong in that case?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Interesting how they say people on the farms are all trolls. Nice generalization there.
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Especially since some of the newer members here are from WP. Or did Connor forget to mention that? Man, I can't wait for him to come back here pretending like we didn't just see that.

Also, "I don't want to start a flame war, but I made enemies with a forum of trolls whose name I am not at liberty to divulge."

lolwut. Connor, you did try to start a flame war between WP and the Kiwis, remember? All that happened was we opened a thread about WP and some of its members joined the Farms to laugh at it (and you!). You're not at liberty to divulge our forum's name? Nigga please, everyone knows who you're talking about because you've done this all before.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Interesting how they say people on the farms are all trolls. Nice generalization there.
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They just take his account for things at face value without any questions at all. They don't know anything about us and say things like that we're trolls and sociopaths, just making assumptions about people they know nothing about aside from what he told them. It's stupid.

Did he delete his Wrong Planet profile? I'm getting "page not found" here.
 
lolwut said:
lolwut. Connor, you did try to start a flame war between WP and the Kiwis, remember? All that happened was we opened a thread about WP and some of its members joined the Farms to laugh at it (and you!). You're not at liberty to divulge our forum's name? Nigga please, everyone knows who you're talking about because you've done this all before.
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I think Connor just didn't want his thread instalocked. As much as he hates us, he would rather get his meager asspat salary rather than try that strategy again.
 
I'm sorry, I know everyone is on a roll with Connors latest WP shitposting, so just ignore me. This wretched question showed up and had its way with my mind. I need some sorta closure, no matter how yech that closure may be. (:_(

@Connor I'm legitimately curious... How do you feel about outie belly buttons?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Interesting how they say people on the farms are all trolls. Nice generalization there.
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Funny, considering one of the rules for the forums states "No Trolling Plans." And speaking of trolls, Connor thinks we're all such mean bullies, but no one here has done anything besides point out that he's being an idiot and tell him ways he can improve. I'd love to see him take his whiny, edgelord, fishing-for-sympathy-and-asspats shit over to 4chan or the ED forums.
 
Milford Grimley said:
Funny, considering one of the rules for the forums states "No Trolling Plans." And speaking of trolls, Connor thinks we're all such mean bullies, but no one here has done anything besides point out that he's being an idiot and tell him ways he can improve. I'd love to see him take his whiny, edgelord, fishing-for-sympathy-and-asspats shit over to 4chan or the ED forums.
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This!
Also, what's even more eyebrow-raising is that Connor has actually straight up agreed with some of these "bullies."
Of course he's just telling them what he knows they want to hear in order to gain their trust, but still,
To any outsider looking in on this thread his feels seem even more unfounded and continues to make him look even worse.

Connor definitely has a talent....for making everyone dislike him.
 
Hat said:
I don't think it needs to be reiterated that Wrong Planet is a terrible community.
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For fuck's sake, Connor, if you really want a hugbox, just stay over at WrongPlanet. Don't keep coming over here and expecting us to mindlessly asspat you for your smallest achievements (or, in your case, your intent to make small achievements).

But for real, fuck WrongPlanet. I would never recommend it to an autistic person; in order to grow as a person, you need to be pushed every now and then, not just mindlessly coddled.
 
TM Ambrose said:
I thought there was going to be an inevitable Kiwi SpedPlanet war?
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the thread connor created that promoted his autistic idea of sending wrongplanet users over here was locked by the creator of wrongplanet.

his most recent thread over there has convinced me he isn't fit for society, he goes through the same thought cycle ad nauseum. he cannot fix his problems because he is his problems.
 
The Knife said:
How do we know what kind of writer he is?

WE READ HIS FUCKING BOOK.
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I had dinner with a close, but very vanilla, friend last night. He was encouraging me to start dating again.

Him: "It's been a month, you need to start putting this shit behind you -- get your ass on fetlife, bro."
Me: "Actually, I prefer OKC."
Him: "With the shit you're into?"
Me: "You'd be surprised. Firstly, I'm not that odd. Just a garden variety sadist. Secondly, we kinksters are very good at signalling to each other."
Him: "Like listing 50 Shades in your books?"
Me: "Umm. No. It's hard to explain though."
Him: "So give me an example."
Me: "It's hard to remember specific examples. But, trust me, you know."

I just texted him: "Found an example for you. If someone stipulates that they voluntarily read fiction by a guy named Connor Bible, you can be relatively sure they're a hardcore masochist."
 
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Saul Goodman said:
I had dinner with a close, but very vanilla, friend last night. He was encouraging me to start dating again.

Him: "It's been a month, you need to start putting this shit behind you -- get your ass on fetlife, bro."
Me: "Actually, I prefer OKC."
Him: "With the shit you're into?"
Me: "You'd be surprised. Firstly, I'm not that odd. Just a garden variety sadist. Secondly, we kinksters are very good at signalling to each other."
Him: "Like listing 50 Shades in your books?"
Me: "Umm. No. It's hard to explain though."
Him: "So give me an example."
Me: "It's hard to remember specific examples. But, trust me, you know."

I just texted him: "Found an example for you. If someone stipulates that they voluntarily read fiction by a guy named Connor Bible, you can be relatively sure they're a hardcore masochist."
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50 Shades? Please. Everyone knows we list the works of the Marquis de Sade.
 
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