🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Smutley]

I know I said no more screen shots until the weekend was over, but I've prepped all my work for the BIG GAME this weekend at TEAM HEADQUARTERS. As such &/or such as, here are some drawings of Connor's characters by a DeviantArt friend.

I don't think this girl is the retarded mongoloid he's currently throwing under the bus since she seems talented and is going to college. But who knows, maybe Connor's only friend is a chick who's doing something with her life and that makes him so damn blangry.

EVA ELLIOT - Trial Run. I love how how she has down syndrome.

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Back in 2013, Klaus and Brian seem to be brothers. Also, take note of the nice Iron Cross and shit-eating grin Klaus is sporting.

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Eva's redesign DOES look better, but she still is an uggo which I guess is fitting since she keeps describing herself as something Tyce would want to bone *slaps his knee*

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I don't think this is technically art of Connor's character, but it fits with @Mauvman Shuffleboard's version and that means it's now canon

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[The Knife]

I know I said no more screen shots until the weekend was over, but I've prepped all my work for the BIG GAME this weekend at TEAM HEADQUARTERS. As such &/or such as, here are some drawings of Connor's characters by a DeviantArt friend.

I don't think this girl is the retarded mongoloid he's currently throwing under the bus since she seems talented and is going to college. But who knows, maybe Connor's only friend is a chick who's doing something with her life and that makes him so damn blangry.

EVA ELLIOT - Trial Run. I love how how she has down syndrome.

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Back in 2013, Klaus and Brian seem to be brothers. Also, take note of the nice Iron Cross and shit-eating grin Klaus is sporting.

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Eva's redesign DOES look better, but she still is an uggo which I guess is fitting since she keeps describing herself as something Tyce would want to bone *slaps his knee*

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I don't think this is technically art of Connor's character, but it fits with @Mauvman Shuffleboard's version and that means it's now canon

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Now imagine the 10,000 word attachment he sent this poor girl when she asked him to give a physical description of his characters for reference.

 

[Smutley]

Back in 2013, Klaus and Brian seem to be brothers. Also, take note of the nice Iron Cross and shit-eating grin Klaus is sporting.

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I just realized how Klaus Keiger looks like!!!!!!!

Spoiler: The Real Klaus Krieger

 

[harvey dirdban]

Who the hell names their sons Brian and Klaus?

 

[Arkangel]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just realized how Klaus Keiger looks like!!!!!!!

Spoiler: The Real Klaus Krieger

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HOLY SHIT. This explains a lot.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Who the hell names their sons Brian and Klaus?

"Meet my lovely daughters, Xiao Pai & Jessica."

 

[Handsome Pete]

"Meet my lovely daughters, Xiao Pai & Jessica."

Way to single out the adopted one. No wonder Connor hates it so much.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Or maybe she has an oily face and her glasses are always sliding down the bridge of her nose.

Oh, quite right! I was a victim of the former in my youth and then the former AND the latter in adolescence. Should have remembered that. Off to thank the Glasses God for the fashionable small rectangular lens. ^^

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I know I said no more screen shots until the weekend was over, but I've prepped all my work for the BIG GAME this weekend at TEAM HEADQUARTERS. As such &/or such as, here are some drawings of Connor's characters by a DeviantArt friend.

I don't think this girl is the retarded mongoloid he's currently throwing under the bus since she seems talented and is going to college. But who knows, maybe Connor's only friend is a chick who's doing something with her life and that makes him so damn blangry.

EVA ELLIOT - Trial Run. I love how how she has down syndrome.

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I've posted a couple artsy things in this thread, & they've all been pretty shitty. & that's okay! They were just stupid things I wanted to do that I admittedly didn't put a lot of time & effort into. Except the Kirby print, I'll admit, I'm actually really proud of that. & I spent. . .maybe about an hour drawing that out & a couple weeks carving it? As far as "art" goes, it's not the best, but it was the first serious-ish project I've done in ages. My point is that art---especially if you want to make it "good"---is a lot of work.

Now, I can't shade or color or anatomy for shit. Which means I often find myself drawing & redrawing the same thing over & over. I guess this is why digital art appeals to me so much, because that if you fuck up, you just hit Ctrl+Z & bam. It never happened. So when I try out other media like paint or charcoal, I mess up & I'm like, "man, fuck this shit."
So the fact that this chick used charcoal & chalk to do this is already pretty impressive to me. Then there's the picture itself. Overall, I think it's gorgeous. You can see she clearly did her damnedest to make a fine piece of art for her friend. You can tell it took hours.

Connor's response? "She doesn't look black. Eva reminds me of Ellen Page in this pic."

Fucky you, Connor.

EDIT: HTML fail level: Tyce
EDIT x2 COMBO: Had to look up Ellen Page because I forgot who she was. Remembered she was the chick in Juno. So Connor probably has a raging hate-boner for her.

 

[The Dude]

Connor should have just quit while he was ahead.

 

[Pikonic]

I'm unsurprised that I made it to number four on the site's shit list.

You used to be second, you're slipping.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

You used to be second, you're slipping.

Is he talking about the most negative ratings?

 

[TM Ambrose]

You used to be second, you're slipping.

Nah, Just two over achievers.

 

[Pikonic]

Pik's Piks call out of the week!

(I understand only @Pine Tar gets this reference)

Physical exercise, a change of diet, control of aggression, more patience, a different attitude....

Generic sweet nothings. What will you eat, what will you do? How will you change your attitude?

You guys gave me advice with the intention of helping me, and at the same time, you insist I'm not worth helping.

Because you don't listen to us. Any advice we give is met with a "Fucky you" (TM)

You want dates, times, and addresses, motherfucker?

Yes, we want specifics. It'll prove you're not full of shit, but you are.

You actually think I can take life's shit like going a ring with Mike Tyson in his prime? Seriously, go fuck yourselves. Most of my life, I've been betrayed, spat on, undermined, and humiliated. You honestly fucking expect me to deal with other people with a poker face?

You think my life has been easy mode. Bitch, I'm a recovering cocaine addict. But whatever, keep crying.

Why don't you go fuck yourself?

"a different attitude" Top. Kek.

What's the point of trying when I'm going to fuck up anyways? I always fuck up!

Well, someone's being a negative nancy

Fucking up is not okay!

Any user here saying they've never fucked up in their life is lying. We make mistakes, we move on. You make mistakes, you bitch.

I'm telling you, there's no fucking point in trying when failure is inevitable!

That didn't stop Hitler from invading Russia. Hitler has a better attitude than you.

You know what failure is? It's life's way of telling you that you should just fucking give up.

Or that you should approach something differently, whatevs.

I will fail.

Your math class?

What reason do I have to be optimistic in this existence?

Because good things happen to good people.

I have nothing to live for. Don't bother pulling the "third-world country" shit on me, because every nation is a third-world nation.

http://www.nationsonline.org/oneworld/first_world.htm
I also like how you're stopping advice now, before we're even giving it.

Null, you son of a bitch, why don't you just nuke my account?

Why should Null do unnecessary work because babby Conny can't log out?

And totally not a bitchy call out...

Is he talking about the most negative ratings?

Yes.

 

[Uzumaki]

Null, you son of a bitch, why don't you just nuke my account?

Change password. Type in random string. Copy/paste. Log out.

Of course then you wouldn't be able to keep banging your head against the wall and blaming all your lumps on Null.

 

[Pikonic]

Change password. Type in random string. Copy/paste. Log out.

Of course then you wouldn't be able to keep banging your head against the wall and blaming all your lumps on Null.

Beating @Connor to the reply. Suck it bitch.
Connor's gonna reply "WAH BUT U WILL STILL TALK ABOUT ME
IM SAD
I WILL FAIL
DID YOU KNOW I ATTEMPTED SUICIDE TWICE"
But what he can't realize is that when he leaves and never comes back, this tread will slowly die off the first page, we'll stop talking about him, and he'll be reduced to a mere infrequent mention in chat.
But Connor doesn't want this...he liked the attention, and we're happy to oblige.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

But what he can't realize is that when he leaves and never comes back, this tread will slowly die off the first page, we'll stop talking about him, and he'll be reduced to a mere infrequent mention in chat.

It's remarkable how many lolcows fail to grasp this concept.

 

[Pikonic]

It's remarkable how many lolcows fail to grasp this concept.

Moleman figured it out. Moleman left the internet.
How often do we talk about Moleman now?

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

I legitimately barely know who Moleman is because he stopped sperging online before I joined these forums, so I never read much about him. So.... well, there you go.

 

[Uzumaki]

It's remarkable how many lolcows fail to grasp this concept.

Connor is really following in the footsteps of TJChurch. Now all he has to do is starting using ampersands and telling us how much smarter he is than everyone else. He's getting close to the second one; every time he brings up his god-awful story he introduces it by talking about how everyone he's ever met thinks he's the next Shakespeare.

Edit: You better make sure to floss regularly, Connor.