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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
Hey, @Connor, I think you could learn something about failure from this song:
Just wanted to put in an Iron Maiden song, they're a chill band.

Also, @Connor, about your whining about how "OMG people in third world countries can't compare with my endless suffering".
Sounds to me like someone needs a
 
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Can you reveal how you're working to improve your novel? As a fellow novel writer, it would be nice to share and learn from each other. Ah, who am I kidding, it's probably not worth the effort reaching out to you anymore.
 
Another thing to Connor:

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<rant> Connor, I'm sorry but GOD DAMNIT you are pissing me off. I had to register just to vent. I'd kill to have a fully working physical body. The fact that I don't keeps me from getting out of the house much, but i do have a job, and two college degrees. If I had what you have I'd be grateful. I'm grateful for the things I do have. Yet you have the AUDACITY to take what you have for granted </rant>
 
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Man, it seems Our Littlest Lolcow has fucked off for the night. After I went & cooled off & took my meds, too. Oh, well.

@Connor , for whenever you come back---& you will---don't you have a hobby (besides writing) that you have fun with? That said, what do you even do for fun?

You know what I find therapeutic? Linocut. Take sharp pointy objects, gouge pictures into a block of linoleum, then roll ink on the block & use the block as a stamp. Trying to get the medical staff's approval to let me play with knives was an ordeal, but totally worth it.

Just look at these cute little fuckers.

You can carve anything you want. Molly Ringwald's bellybutton, for fuck's sake. It's not hard to get materials, either.
Those are awesome! Wanna sell me some?
 
What's the point of trying when I'm going to fuck up anyways? I always fuck up!

I'm telling you, there's no fucking point in trying when failure is inevitable!

You know what failure is? It's life's way of telling you that you should just fucking give up.

You seem to be under the impression that this is the asspat store. We don't sell those here.

It's a numbers game, you ridiculous clown. If you don't try you have a 100% chance of failure. If you try you have a chance of failure somewhere between 99.99%-0.01%. You're not afraid of failure. You're choosing failure. Hell, you keep coming here to fight tooth and nail for failure. You put way more effort into failing then you ever put into RE. You're just lazy, and not trying is the path of least resistance. You're basically like Chris-chan; doing anything that requires even a modicum of effort is too STRESSFUL so you just don't do it. You can dress it up with all the attention seeking edgelord emo bullshit you want, but it's plain as day.

The great thing is, though, I truly don't care. You can wither away into nothingness, like you're planning, and it will have zero impact on my life. I can't imagine how frustrating it must be to be someone who cares about you.
 
I mostly just lurk and have been rating a lot of Connor's bullshit poorly, but I have been watching the events of this thread for days and I just. Have to say some things.

I don't want to add another deeply personal story to the thread because I feel like there's enough of those here for Connor to not give a shit about/gain anything from, but I've been through a lot of similar stuff to some of you- hospitalization, school problems, mental illness, trauma, etc. I've been doing great lately and have realized how much of what everyone here is saying is true, and that when I was recovering from mental illness (which never completely goes away, but at least I'm more functional), I sort of hindered myself by being totally defeatist. Which Connor is doing. When I stopped doing that, which took work, I got so much happier and healthier.

I think the thing that gets me so much about this entire thread, though, is that it seems like so much of Connor's behavior is like, actively trying to drag other people down. People share their stories with him, he purposefully, publicly, wallows in his whiny-sack-of-shit-ness and tries to preach this message of not trying. To a forum of people who are being very open about how they struggle to keep going. It also strikes me that he does this on WrongPlanet, too- they all have similar issues and try to be welcoming, and he basically pisses all over their warm welcome. I really was pretty disgusted by the forum post he made about how autistic people can never be part of society and talking about Einstein and others being autistic and successful is just a placebo.

There's just something so incredibly malicious about Connor's brand of broody negativity. If you want to write in your little diary about how much you hate life, that's one thing, but going on a forum of autistic people and telling them how they'll never amount to anything just because you've personally given up- that's really something. At least no one seems fragile enough to fall for the bait in his interactions.

I am kind of glad that it seems like most people here are reining in their goodwill, because Connor does not seem like he's worth the effort. But like others have said, I've definitely gotten great writing advice from this thread, and have enjoyed reading cool posts from cool people, so there's something positive at least.
 
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If Connor's writing cannot serve as a good example, at least it will stand as a terrible warning.
 
Well, Connor is gone again—for now, at least. In the meantime, at least we have his posts to look over, and his magnum opus, Redesigning Eva. I'll see about getting the parody I've been working on posted soon; my schedule allows me to just barely surpass Connor-levels of efficiency.
 
Null, you son of a bitch, why don't you just nuke my account?

Bloody hellfire, you're that fucking weak willed that you need Null to bann you so you don't log back in. Because of course, independant descisions are HARD.

Molly would not approve.

EDIT - See you when your arse needs wiping again, Connor, you crazy little cuntrag.
 
Focus, Connor, focus:

Belly button sex!!

With Molly!
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Consider the above to be a goodbye gift. Seriously, the easiest way for you to deactivate your account is to log out and never return. Please see the following thread for the ruling on this: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/we-do-not-delete-accounts-by-request.7041/

I had wandered back in here with the idea of perhaps offering to help you with your work, as I deal with writers as part and parcel of my profession. I am, however, disinclined to do this now after reading the past pages containing your rather negative "musings". Further, having read the parts of your work that have been made available on this forum, I must say that they are egregiously bad, much like your character. I'm not sure that I could help you, even if I was inclined to try. So I leave you as I found you ~ with the gift spoilered above. The best of luck to you, you ever moaning, conceited, sanctimonious, addlepated shell of an autist.
 
I have nothing to live for. Don't bother pulling the "third-world country" shit on me, because every nation is a third-world nation.
It's a pretty late reply, but anyway.
Oy, Connor, be glad that you live in America and not in a war-torn place like Southwestern Ukraine, where people live in the ruins of their homes and in the basements under constant artillery fire and where old men and children are killed every day by shelling.
 
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