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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%

  • Total voters
    961
I'm not that familiar with the subject but how do his parents have power of attorney if he's a legal adult? I thought that usually only happened with the the severely disabled not some run of the mill sperg.
 
I'm not that familiar with the subject but how do his parents have power of attorney if he's a legal adult? I thought that usually only happened with the the severely disabled not some run of the mill sperg.

It was mentioned earlier in the thread. Apparently they gave the parents power of attorney when he tried to commit suicide twice.
 
Until this day I had no idea the depths of autism lurking within Connor. He's essentially Chris with a better vocabulary and grasp of English.
 
It was mentioned earlier in the thread. Apparently they gave the parents power of attorney when he tried to commit suicide twice.

Are you talking about guardian ad litem? Because if that is the case then he will have a hard time breaking away from his parents. Basically it means that his parents have control of his finances and everyday living things. I know someone who has bi-polar and her parents are her guradians and she was trying to petition the court to have her independence but the court denied it.
 
Until this day I had no idea the depths of autism lurking within Connor. He's essentially Chris with a better vocabulary and grasp of English.

Chris finished 10 Sonichu comic books and made thousands of dollars off of merchandise for it he sold on eBay.
 
So if Eva is a self insert character then does that mean Connor wishes he were a girl? What is it with lolcows and gender issues?
 
So if Eva is a self insert character then does that mean Connor wishes he were a girl? What is it with lolcows and gender issues?

Autistics have issued with socialization and much of what the Western world consider to be gender is socially constructed
 
Autistics have issued with socialization and much of what the Western world consider to be gender is socially constructed

Gender roles are social constructs, yes, but not gender in and of itself.
 
So if Eva is a self insert character then does that mean Connor wishes he were a girl? What is it with lolcows and gender issues?

Naw, it's actually not that unusual. I'm a woman but I often write from a male perspective. I always had boyish interests growing up and even my family says I act like one, but I don't have any gender issues.

With Connor though I get the feeling he's writing about Eva because he'd like to have sex with her. He probably imagines her being played by Molly Ringwald.
 
Hes said outright he draws upon Molly Ringwald for the character of Eva, and combined with his Molly-trinity of the mother, sister and lover...
Redesigning EVA is basically psychological-torture porn.
 
Last semester, I was a music therapy major. I took about 20 credit hours and spent almost all my time in class or practicing. And I still found time to compose a piece of music.
 
  1. https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1800.jpg?1419793797 A moment agoHellblazer:
    Barb as a futa is pretty much Connor in a couple decades
 
I do want to stress that I told Connor that I would take back everything negative that I've ever said about him if he made a resume tonight (something that's a single page long and takes a couple of hours at most) and he refused to do it because apparently his "parents would flip."
 
I do want to stress that I told Connor that I would take back everything negative that I've ever said about him if he made a resume tonight (something that's a single page long and takes a couple of hours at most) and he refused to do it because apparently his "parents would flip."

How would they even know he made one? Is he one of those creepy people who tells their parents every single detail of their lives?
 
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