🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Pine Tar]

Oh yeah, Joe is a lovable goof to be sure. Connor is just frightening.

I don't want to sound too A-Logish, but I probably will anyway. Am I the only one who thinks that he might...snap some day?

 

[Surtur]

I don't want to sound too A-Logish, but I probably will anyway. Am I the only one who thinks that he might...snap some day?

Like, snap and shoot up his school? Probably not, but who knows.

 

[Pine Tar]

Like, snap and shoot up his school? Probably not, but who knows.

Or "try to impress Molly Ringwald"

I don't think he'd actually do anything, but he's at least angry enough.

 

[Surtur]

Or "try to impress Molly Ringwald"

I don't think he'd actually do anything, but he's at least angry enough.

" A FORTY FIVE CALIBER LOVE SHOT ALL OVER MOLLY RINGWALDS FACE!"

 

[Smutley]

Or "try to impress Molly Ringwald"

I don't think he'd actually do anything, but he's at least angry enough.

If anything he'd be more like that Bjork stalker Ricardo López.

But even that guy made 18 hours of video diaries and wrote an 800 page manifesto. It would take Connor until he was 120 to do that much work.

 

[Meowthkip]

If anything he'd be more like that Bjork stalker Ricardo López.

But even that guy made 18 hours of video diaries and wrote an 800 page manifesto. It would take Connor until he was 120 to do that much work.

Thank Christ for that.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Its not fair to compare Connor to Joe Cracker, in the last 10 years, Joe has completed two movies, 2 seasons of a web series, at least one comedy cd, a Zelda game using Zelda classic and a number of completed scripts. Joe Cracker is FAR more accomplished than Connor. Let that sink in.

Friendly reminder that thousands of fanfic authors have written more novels than Connor in less time without the incentive of fame or fortune, with more RL obligations. Connor has no excuse. Sonichu will live on in internet infamy while Redesigning Eva will only fade deeper into obscurity.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Friendly reminder that thousands of fanfic authors have written more novels than Connor in less time without the incentive of fame or fortune, with more RL obligations. Connor has no excuse.

Fuck, the Fifty Shades of Grey lady wrote 3 novels relatively quickly (2 years, each easily about 300-500 pages) and she started out as a fan fiction writer, and she was working with way worse source material and still managed to come up with something popular.

 

[Smutley]

Fuck, the Fifty Shades of Grey lady wrote 3 novels relatively quickly (2 years, each easily about 300-500 pages) and she started out as a fan fiction writer, and she was working with way worse source material and still managed to come up with something popular.

Another one is Tyra Banks (TYRA BANKS!) wrote a book called Modelland which is a Harry Potter rewrite with hardcore violence and fetish creatures. A book over 500 pages. A book written by a crazy supermodel with her own TV shows who runs multiple companies and does a ton of charity work.

Also Modelland is amazing, everyone should go buy it.

 

[The Knife]

Fifty Shades is way worse on a technical level than Redesigning Eva. Redesigning Eva is at least trying to have a plot and characterization, even though it has no idea what its plot is and the characters are horrible and wooden and unlikable. Fifty Shades pretends it has a plot and characterization, but actually doesn't.

However, the very fact that Fifty Shades exists in a completed form makes it a better book than any unfinished manuscript.

 

[TM Ambrose]

Fifty Shades is way worse on a technical level than Redesigning Eva. Redesigning Eva is at least trying to have a plot and characterization, even though it has no idea what its plot is and the characters are horrible and wooden and unlikable. Fifty Shades pretends it has a plot and characterization, but actually doesn't.

However, the very fact that Fifty Shades exists in a completed form makes it a better book than any unfinished manuscript.

I care more that it's a finished series that was originally fanfiction and was finished in a year while she had a job.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I'm going to start a list of lolcows with more creative accomplishments than Connor.

- Chris-Chan
- TJChurch
- Disneyfan01
- Andrew Dobson
- Joe Cracker
- Tim Buckley
- David Hopkins
- That old guy who draws Gadget porn
- WogglebugLove

I know I've missed a lot, please add more!

 

[Dr. Meme]

I'm going to start a list of lolcows with more creative accomplishments than Connor.

- Chris-Chan
- TJChurch
- Disneyfan01
- Andrew Dobson
- Joe Cracker
- Tim Buckley
- David Hopkins
- That old guy who draws Gadget porn

I know I've missed a lot, please add more!

Jay Geis
Gloria Tesch
Wogglebug girl
Darksydephil
Tyce wrote a book. TYCE.
Shit even Jace had the initiative to send Eli to Palestine

 

[Loke]

I'm going to start a list of lolcows with more creative accomplishments than Connor.

- Chris-Chan
- TJChurch
- Disneyfan01
- Andrew Dobson
- Joe Cracker
- Tim Buckley
- David Hopkins
- That old guy who draws Gadget porn
- WogglebugLove

I know I've missed a lot, please add more!

Bro, Brad Wilson! Gloria Tesch!

 

[Surtur]

I'm going to start a list of lolcows with more creative accomplishments than Connor.

- Chris-Chan
- TJChurch
- Disneyfan01
- Andrew Dobson
- Joe Cracker
- Tim Buckley
- David Hopkins
- That old guy who draws Gadget porn
- WogglebugLove

I know I've missed a lot, please add more!

My mom has a cat that can jump from ones persons shoulders to the next with a hitch. Its more accomplished than Connor

 

[Coster]

I'm going to start a list of lolcows with more creative accomplishments than Connor.

- Chris-Chan
- TJChurch
- Disneyfan01
- Andrew Dobson
- Joe Cracker
- Tim Buckley
- David Hopkins
- That old guy who draws Gadget porn
- WogglebugLove

I know I've missed a lot, please add more!

Golden Knight's self-published two issues of Myth of the Legendary Warrior, and is apparently working on a third one.

 

[Surtur]

Golden Knight's self-published two issues of Myth of the Legendary Warrior, and is apparently working on a third one.

This is getting depressing.

 

[Pikonic]

I'm going to start a list of lolcows with more creative accomplishments than Connor.

- Chris-Chan
- TJChurch
- Disneyfan01
- Andrew Dobson
- Joe Cracker
- Tim Buckley
- David Hopkins
- That old guy who draws Gadget porn
- WogglebugLove

I know I've missed a lot, please add more!

Pixyteri finished her bachelors and has a job.

 

[Dalish]

I'm going to start a list of lolcows with more creative accomplishments than Connor.

- Chris-Chan
- TJChurch
- Disneyfan01
- Andrew Dobson
- Joe Cracker
- Tim Buckley
- David Hopkins
- That old guy who draws Gadget porn
- WogglebugLove

I know I've missed a lot, please add more!

Vade has a job.

 

[Meowthkip]

I'm going to start a list of lolcows with more creative accomplishments than Connor.

- Chris-Chan
- TJChurch
- Disneyfan01
- Andrew Dobson
- Joe Cracker
- Tim Buckley
- David Hopkins
- That old guy who draws Gadget porn
- WogglebugLove

I know I've missed a lot, please add more!

Jay Geis
Gloria Tesch
Wogglebug girl
Darksydephil
Tyce wrote a book. TYCE.
Shit even Jace had the initiative to send Eli to Palestine

• David Gonterman
• Johnathan Sweets
• Prince Jeremy
• Zeriara
• Nick Bate, who put out an entire shitty album of songs about having anal sex with children
• A-Log, who's put out multiple fanfic works, videos, and has done open mic stand-up, albeit all of these were done really, really badly
• JustinRPG, who has an entire catalog of shitty music about being married to, eaten by, or shat on by various Pokemon
• Fucking Vade has managed to draw things and get people to pay for their shitty drawings, even, and Vade is so fucking lazy that their art is actively devolving.

Also old guy who draws Gadget porn is Ray Jones.