🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Smutley]

Family of Connor Bible

[URL='https://www.facebook.com/mark.a.bible']Mark A Bible Jr., Esq.[/URL]​

Mark Bible Jr. is the half brother to our hero Connor, the son of his father and his first wife. Mark is everything that Connor isn't - a hard working young man with a degree who has spent years defending our country. Connor has spent years kvetching about his family and their awful mistreatment of him. This has extended to his half brother who he has called a "low life" because he was in the military. Connor's parents Mark and Janet have been referred to as monsters by Connor because of their insistence he act more like Mark in accomplishing anything.

Mark is a graduate of the Citadel, and from there he enlisted in the National Guard as an M1 Abrams Company Commander. After receiving his JD from the University of Charleston Mark was deployed overseas in service of our nation. Upon his return, Mark began working for 13th Judicial Circuit of South Carolina before joining as an associate attorney for Kenison, Dudley and Crawford. In his spare time he is an avid hunter and family man, who loves spending time with his wife Jamie and their pets.

Mark can be reached at
mark.a.bible.mil@mail.mil
bible@conlaw.com
864-242-4899

 

[Ruin]

Man. Did his family waste all the cool genes making his brother.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Man. Did his family waste all the cool genes making his brother.

Sounds like a certain lolcow we all know and love.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

If that's Connor's Cole Smithey then his Borb must be a superhero duo.

 

[HG 400]

wow it's amazing how Connor's family is actually really cool and yet Connor's still a just pointless vaguely-human-shaped waste of carbon.

 

[AJMLurker]

Honestly, I don't even think doxxing his family is going to get him to release the emails. Connor, like a lot of people with a bad case of autism, just wants to be asspatted for doing nothing. He wants the special snowflake treatment.

A shame he betrayed this place since there were a lot of people who actually gave a shit about him and wanted to see him get better.

 

[JustSomeFella]

Damn, he graduated from The Citadel? That's awesome.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Mr. Bible's page on conlaw.com is so damn pretentious http://www.conlaw.com/mar-a-bible.php

No other lawyer there is using "Esq" after their name and in fact, it's usually only the most pretentious ones that do as if it grants them an extra air of legitimacy.

Still not nearly as pretentious & insufferable as Connor, though. He can at least put his money where his mouth is. I think he can get a pass on this one.

ANYWAY EVERYONE IN THE THREAD CAN NOW BE SEATED
kiwifarms.net COURT IS NOW IN SESSION
THE KIWIS VS. CONNOR BIBLE
THE HONORABLE JUDGE @Smutley PRESIDING

Family of Connor Bible

Mark A Bible Jr., Esq.​

Mark Bible Jr. is the half brother to our hero Connor, the son of his father and his first wife. Mark is everything that Connor isn't - a hard working young man with a degree who has spent years defending our country. Connor has spent years kvetching about his family and their awful mistreatment of him. This has extended to his half brother who he has called a "low life" because he was in the military. Connor's parents Mark and Janet have been referred to as monsters by Connor because of their insistence he act more like Mark in accomplishing anything.

Mark is a graduate of the Citadel, and from there he enlisted in the National Guard as an M1 Abrams Company Commander. After receiving his JD from the University of Charleston Mark was deployed overseas in service of our nation. Upon his return, Mark began working for 13th Judicial Circuit of South Carolina before joining as an associate attorney for Kenison, Dudley and Crawford. In his spare time he is an avid hunter and family man, who loves spending time with his wife Jamie and their pets.

Mark can be reached at
mark.a.bible.mil@mail.mil
bible@conlaw.com
864-242-4899

Daily reminder that @Connor Bible once did the Nazi salute & yelled "Sieg Heil" during a Veteran's Day service at school while his brother was an actual member of the military fighting for truth, justice, & the American way overseas so his retarded kid brother could sit on his pasty fat ass & wank himself raw to Molly Ringwald. Semper fidelis to all are armed Connor's brother.

Hey, wait a sec. . .

Mark is a graduate of the Citadel

an M1 Abrams Company Commander

Is. . .is Connor's half-brother a space marine!?

"I'm Commander Bible, Esq. & I am the best litigation attorney on the Citadel"

a cum laude graduate of The Citadel with a B.A. in Political Science with a minor in German

Well, fuck. He even makes a better Klaus than Connor.

Mark is married and enjoys spending his spare time outdoors whether it is playing golf, hunting deer with his wife, training his German Shorthaired Pointer (Briar) to work in the field

He's training his dog to be a lawyer!? He really is the Anti-Connor---oh wait no he means in a literal field
https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f4/a4/1a/f4a41aa2b2e939b8a63e3643f6f2c8d7.jpg
Incidentally, German Shorthaired Pointers are the best hunting dogs around. They're also great at retrieving. I had one growing up. She was great. One time she got loose on a farm & "retrieved" all the chickens. Good times.

No wonder Connor hates his brother. He's so cool!

 

[Picklechu]

A fat autist who is unemployed, has an unsuccessful work of fiction he frequently spergs about, lives in the south, and has half siblings on his dad's side with advanced degrees who are infinitely more successful than him... Where have I heard that before?

Spoiler: This is your future, Connor

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

This is getting kinda mean

 

[AJMLurker]

This is getting kinda mean

This is nothing compared to what would happen to Connor if he screwed over people in the real world. He's going have to learn.

 

[lolwut]

This is getting kinda mean

Until he's shoving medallions up his ass and dry humping a blow-up doll on camera, we haven't even begun to be mean.

 

[Handsome Pete]

When you struggle, Connor, the snare only gets tighter.

 

[Karen Riley]

This is getting kinda mean

I don't think that Connor is all bad, I really don't, but he has been unfair and disrespectful towards so many members of this forum, even when a vast portion of them were nothing but helpful back towards him.

This thread actually reads from start to end as one of the lighter threads on the Farms but because being mocked damages Connor's ego (he can't stand to be criticised) he tried to help sell out this forum and doesn't even have the decency to provide those emails. It's still not THAT mean spirited since most people are talking about how cool his brother seems but if it is it's because of Connor's actions. No one else is to blame.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I don't think that Connor is all bad, I really don't, but he has been unfair and disrespectful towards so many members of this forum, even when a vast portion of them were nothing but helpful back towards him.

This thread actually reads from start to end as one of the lighter threads on the Farms but because being mocked damages Connor's ego (he can't stand to be criticised) he tried to help sell out this forum and doesn't even have the decency to provide those emails. It's still not THAT mean spirited since most people are talking about how cool his brother seems but if it is it's because of Connor's actions. No one else is to blame.

He wants to have his cake and eat it too: he wants to be a 'victim' of the Farms but he also wants our approval. Unfortunately for him, it doesn't work like that. Playing both sides tends to backfire quite nastily.

 

[facepalm]

He wants to have his cake and eat it too: he wants to be a 'victim' of the Farms but he also wants our approval. Unfortunately for him, it doesn't work like that. Playing both sides tends to backfire quite nastily.

That's pretty much the MO for any lolcow that posts here. If they were smart enough to figure out that logging out and leaving would be in their best interest, they wouldn't be lolcows.

 

[Count groudon]

Guys, I say if he doesn't hand over the emails we kill his future children by making him such a massive sperg that he'll never be able to procreate.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Guys, I say if he doesn't hand over the emails we kill his future children by making him such a massive sperg that he'll never be able to procreate.

He kills his future children eight times a day to videos of bellybuttons & farts.

 

[Ruin]

Guys, I say if he doesn't hand over the emails we kill his future children by making him such a massive sperg that he'll never be able to procreate.

He isn't already.

 

[HG 400]

German Shorthaired Pointers are the best hunting dogs around

fuck off Bull Arabs are the best