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[The I Scream Man]

Connor, we have informants everywhere.

You can end this. There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give us your emails and I'll spare your families dox. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway on the internet. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

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Even WP doesn't care about us.
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Not enough people are rating this correctly, Lord Humongous was kind of a silly camp character but that movie was amazing when you were an excitable 8 year old, dog deaths notwithstanding.

Post the emails Connor.

 

[CatParty]

Post the emails Connor.

@Weeny Tran you seem to have an in, get him to post the emails

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

@Weeny Tran you seem to have an in, get him to post the emails

lol

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

"The idealist in me believes they aren't entirely irredeemable." Oh, fuck you, Connor.

I have a tendency to be pretty cynical.

People, especially autistics, have a tendency to use people or things that don't fit their worldview as punching bags, or poison containers. I'm certainly guilty of it.

A misogynistic, cynical, chronically-masturbating autistic washout with a hard-on for a Brat Pack actress? I can see why you love me.

Idealist my ass.

@CatParty remember when you guys doxxed Nora Reed's entire family & her dad was like "THEY EVEN DOXXED GRANDMA WHO HAS DEMENTIA & ALZHEIMER'S & IS IN A NURSING HOME"? My first thought was "well, if she's that far gone, why would she care? She probably still thinks she's a riveter in 1943 & has no idea what the hell an 'internet' is." Well, if Our Littlest Lolcow is to be believed, Connor's grandma is half-blind & senile, anyway.

@Smutley , doxx his grandma.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

When is Connor going to stop blaming his grandma for his lack of drive and creativity?

I like to imagine that Connors mom doesn't let him stay at home by himself so that's why he has to hang out with grandma all the time.

 

[ActualKiwi]

"The idealist in me believes they aren't entirely irredeemable." Oh, fuck you, Connor.



Idealist my ass.

@CatParty remember when you guys doxxed Nora Reed's entire family & her dad was like "THEY EVEN DOXXED GRANDMA WHO HAS DEMENTIA & ALZHEIMER'S & IS IN A NURSING HOME"? My first thought was "well, if she's that far gone, why would she care? She probably still thinks she's a riveter in 1943 & has no idea what the hell an 'internet' is." Well, if Our Littlest Lolcow is to be believed, Connor's grandma is half-blind & senile, anyway.

@Smutley , doxx his grandma.

I think at this point his grandma would probably welcome the attention.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

"The idealist in me believes they aren't entirely irredeemable."

Connor, you're not an idealist or even an optimist. You're a cynic, and a very pessimistic one at that.

Also, Connor's once again throwing someone under the bus. Never change, Connor. Not that we have to worry about that.

EDIT: Forgot to throw in another -ist: defeatist. Either way, you can't be a cynic and an idealist at the same time, Connor. Two different outlooks.

 

[Smutley]

@Smutley , doxx his grandma.

Do you mean Patricia "Patsy" Bible? Because I could be a better grandson to her than Connor. I would carry her groceries without complaint and I would brush her hair while we watched Wheel Of Fortune.

The clock is ticking, Connor. Give us the fucking emails to Vordrak. We both know they aren't "deleted", and even if they are there are multiple ways to get them back or recover the contents. You are the only one who can save your family.

Connor has dropped me two notes today. I'm quoting them here for transparency since we as a forum have a vested interest in protecting ourselves from terrorists.

I'm going to start with this: I appreciate you sending this to me Connor, and it's a baby step towards redemption. I feel like you had grown a lot over the past year and considered you my friend until your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

However, we don't care what Vordrak said to you, not really. We care about what you said to him. What were your communications with Samuel Collingwood Smith, a man who not only called in a school shooting to get Null in trouble but has recently posted an article giving details on sending fake anthrax to people in an attempt to blame Null.

When Collingwood is arrested - and he will - I'm seriously thinking of passing you off as a co-conspirator in his plans and giving them information on your family so they can be questioned as well. There is no other reason to continually hide these things unless you are embarrassed by his response or you are aiding him in terrorist activities.

Smutley,

I wasn't able to recover my brief correspondences with Vordrak. They are gone for good. You have to take my word on what I have described. He's been trying to recruit me for his Wiki, asking me for favors. The spoilered e-mail adds credence to this. I'm doing this because I want this to stop.

Spoiler: recovered e-mail 1

Hi there,

My name is Sam Smith and I am the owner and author of http://www.matthewhopkinsnews.com. I am dropping you an email because like you I have a thread at the Kiwi Farms. That is ok though, because I discovered who runs the Kiwi Farms - Joshua Conner Moon. If you Google, 'Joshua Conner Moon' you will find out that he does not have the best of reputations. Most of the links are articles by myself about him. Josh seems to be having a bit of a difficult time now thanks to my work.

If you find having a thread on Kiwi Farms to be a problem, I would like you to consider helping me out. There are several safe and anonymous ways you can help without risking further aggravation from Kiwi Farms.

First, in one of my articles I identified the local Sheriff for Josh Moon. Have a read here and if you have been harassed then drop an email to Sheriff dmorgan@escambiaso.com. Police can of course be trusted to keep your identity confidential. You might find inspiration in my article about Josh here. http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=3531

To build on my journalistic scrutiny of Josh I have created a Wiki designed to track members of Kiwi Farms. It is called - KiwiFarmsWiki.com and it would help if you joined. I am trying to create a cooperative community of people who dislike Kiwi Farms and have time to spend on returning the favour. You can edit anonymously under a fake name of your choice. We have several articles that need doing. By working together we can create an ecology of websites that link each other and ensure this information is share widely.

Finally, if nothing else it would help if you tweeted my articles and shared them on forums to increase their internet presence. These are my favourites -

http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=3398
http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=3417
http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=3434
http://matthewhopkinsnews.com/?p=3531

Kind regards,

Sam Smith

writing as

Matthew Hopkins
The Witchfinder General
http://www.matthewhopkinsnews.com
http://www.thewitchfindergeneral.com

I also received an e-mail from a man named Luke McKee, telling me that he started a Kiwi Farms thread on /pol/.

Here is the link McKee posted.
http://8ch.net/pol/res/6116052.html#6116616

 

[Connor Bible]

Look, all I said in my correspondences with Smith was that you guys were harassing me, and that it was taking an emotional toll. I wasn't able to recover those particular e-mails; I'm telling you the truth, exactly how I remembered them. I didn't know that he called in the threat. I can't really trust anything I see nowadays. Again, I'm being honest; I remember the e-mails well.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Look, all I said in my correspondences with Smith was that you guys were harassing me, and that it was taking an emotional toll. I wasn't able to recover those particular e-mails; I'm telling you the truth, exactly how I remembered them. I didn't know that he called in the threat. I can't really trust anything I see nowadays. Again, I'm being honest; I remember the e-mails well.

you're a traitor and a dirty fucken liar. your grandma deserves better

 

[lolwut]

I wasn't able to recover those particular e-mails

How is it you can recover some emails, but not those emails? That's not how technology works.

 

[Connor Bible]

How is it you can recover some emails, but not those emails? That's not how technology works.

I retrieved those two e-mails through Microsoft Outlook. It wasn't able to fetch the older e-mails. After they are deleted, there is only a limited amount of time in which they can be retrieved. This is a wild goose chase; @Smutley is holding my family's personal information in vain. What he's demanding no longer exists except within my head.

 

[Crisseh]

I retrieved those two e-mails through Microsoft Outlook. It wasn't able to fetch the older e-mails. After they are deleted, there is only a limited amount of time in which they can be retrieved. This is a wild goose chase; @Smutley is holding my family's personal information in vain. What he's demanding no longer exists except within my head.

Are you in the depressed Connor cycle? Or the Fuck you Guys edgelord cycle?

And I wouldn't challenge and poke Kiwi with not being able to find something. That always works great doesn't it Connor? Even you should know (and be smarter) about issuing those challenges to people. Especially a collective group that has found a lot of information on lesser online footprints.

 

[Sigyn]

I retrieved those two e-mails through Microsoft Outlook. It wasn't able to fetch the older e-mails. After they are deleted, there is only a limited amount of time in which they can be retrieved. This is a wild goose chase; @Smutley is holding my family's personal information in vain. What he's demanding no longer exists except within my head.

Dude, this legit might be the funniest thing you've ever done. If @Smutley drops your info to the cops, will you film the questioning?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Look, all I said in my correspondences with Smith was that you guys were harassing me, and that it was taking an emotional toll. I wasn't able to recover those particular e-mails; I'm telling you the truth, exactly how I remembered them. I didn't know that he called in the threat. I can't really trust anything I see nowadays. Again, I'm being honest; I remember the e-mails well.

You're full of shit, but we knew that.

Here's the situation with Vordrak as I explained to another user.

Connor is being called a traitor because he tried to sell us out to Vordrak, a guy who's been stalking Null & harassing his mom all because of that one time he jokingly made us GamerGate Farms. He also sent shooting threats to a school in Florida & pinned it on Null. Then there was this.

TL;DR Connor tried to aid & abet a delusional psychopath.

but has recently posted an article giving details on sending fake anthrax to people in an attempt to blame Null.

Oh, the fake anthrax thing is new.

I retrieved those two e-mails through Microsoft Outlook. It wasn't able to fetch the older e-mails. After they are deleted, there is only a limited amount of time in which they can be retrieved. This is a wild goose chase; @Smutley is holding my family's personal information in vain. What he's demanding no longer exists except within my head.

 

[CatParty]

Look, all I said in my correspondences with Smith was that you guys were harassing me, and that it was taking an emotional toll. I wasn't able to recover those particular e-mails; I'm telling you the truth, exactly how I remembered them. I didn't know that he called in the threat. I can't really trust anything I see nowadays. Again, I'm being honest; I remember the e-mails well.

Literally no one is harassing you. There is over 500 pages of people giving you advice. You do not seem to want it. Do you understand why you have a thread? It is simply your own fault. It solely exists because you simply refuse to not be a lolcow.

 

[r00]

What he's demanding no longer exists except within my head.

Alright then Johnny Mnemonic, type them out from memory.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Alright then Johnny Mnemonic, type them out from memory.

Please don't do that. He'll wind up embellishing things and how he's secretly Alphaboy or something like that.

On the other hand, it might be good writing practice for him.

 

[DN 420]

@Connor Bible do you know sick and tired I am of hearing about e-mails?

When @Smutley doxxes your family I am going to find your Grandma and steal her and take care of her, you gluttonous Benedict Arnold.

 

[Count groudon]

I retrieved those two e-mails through Microsoft Outlook. It wasn't able to fetch the older e-mails. After they are deleted, there is only a limited amount of time in which they can be retrieved. This is a wild goose chase; @Smutley is holding my family's personal information in vain. What he's demanding no longer exists except within my head.

Oh Connor. We're willing to do all that we possibly can to help you out of that autistic little Groundhog Day you call life, and in the end you go out and try to sell us out to a lunatic who called in a fucking threat to a school because a guy changed the appearance of his website. That is some OPL-level excuse making, you didn't even do any research to see if you could recover the emails, and then tried to pass off a version of the story that paints you in a better light as the truth. You're already in some deep shit as is, there's nothing in those emails that could make it any worse so just get them and show us.