🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Yeah I pretty much know not only his entire local family but even the normie redneck extended families in Mississippi.

No searches are needed though, they're incredibly easy to find. Like Uncle Cirrhosis who uses their home address for his business. Right @Connor Bible?

Where are the emails.

Not only is Uncle Cirrhosis trolling Connor by staying alive, he also runs a business out of his house? Well, damn. A man who, per Connor, is a worthless drunken asshole who lazes around all day & gets mad when some fat 'tard eats his candy corn, is still more productive than Connor. A man who is literally dying. I can't.

What IS the "business," anyway?

I told a transsexual with gross mental deficiencies to kill themselves over the internet.

Great, but which one?

 

[The I Scream Man]

My god I had forgotten "Retardo Montelban", that's quality content right there.

Release the emails Connor Bibble.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

@Connor Bible is basically with the emails if you think about it

 

[Smutley]

What IS the "business," anyway?

It's a greenhouse supply and wholesale company. The business proper may not be on site but that's the address listed for it. I have suspicions his dad works for this company too since Connor has labeled him a "contractor" before.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

It's a greenhouse supply and and wholesale company. The business proper may not be on site but that's the address listed for it. I have suspicions his dad works for this company too since Connor has labeled him a "contractor" before.

So he helps people set up weed grow ops? Way cooler than Connor.

 

[Zeorus]

So he helps people set up weed grow ops? Way cooler than Connor.

Connor would be much more chill if he'd just enjoy some (̲̅̅̅̅̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅̅̅̅()ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็

 

[Coster]

Connor would be much more chill if he'd just enjoy some (̲̅̅̅̅̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅̅̅̅()ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็

I remember rooting for him when he kept making those "I'll grow up to be an alcoholic in a dead end job with a shitty marriage" diatribes. Like, one of those things has to actually happen before it becomes his future, and who knows what kind of drunk Connor is. Maybe he'd actually write something?

 

[Zeorus]

I remember rooting for him when he kept making those "I'll grow up to be an alcoholic in a dead end job with a shitty marriage" diatribes. Like, one of those things has to actually happen before it becomes his future, and who knows what kind of drunk Connor is. Maybe he'd actually write something?

I think Connor has too negative a view of alcohol to become an alcoholic. He accuses basically anybody in his family that he doesn't like of being an alcoholic - why would he even touch the stuff?

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Fresh content!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I think Connor has too negative a view of alcohol to become an alcoholic. He accuses basically anybody in his family that he doesn't like of being an alcoholic - why would he even touch the stuff?

He just needs to find his drink of choice, CwC found long island ice tea after all. @Connor Bible you strike me as a Amaretto Sour or mojito drinker personally.

 

[Zeorus]

He just needs to find his drink of choice, CwC found long island ice tea after all. @Connor Bible you strike me as a Amaretto Sour or mojito drinker personally.

I suppose that's fair. I wonder if Connor Bible is a Girl Drink Drunk waiting to happen.

 

[Kršćanin Čendlervic]

I remember rooting for him when he kept making those "I'll grow up to be an alcoholic in a dead end job with a shitty marriage" diatribes. Like, one of those things has to actually happen before it becomes his future, and who knows what kind of drunk Connor is. Maybe he'd actually write something?

That implies anyone would want to marry connor or that he would ever get a job.

 

[ActualKiwi]

That implies anyone would want to marry connor or that he would ever get a job.

Vegas marriage to a hooker perhaps? Or a mail order bride?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Where is that post where Connor thought that moving out on his own would eventually lead to drama with the mafia?

 

[lolwut]

Vegas marriage to a hooker perhaps? Or a mail order bride?

He would need a job to afford one first, though.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

@Connor Bible you know man a lot of great authors found inspiration at the bottom of a bottle.

 

[Smutley]

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Connor, we have informants everywhere.

You can end this. There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give us your emails and I'll spare your families dox. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway on the internet. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

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Even WP doesn't care about us.

Grandma cockblocks Connor's writing again

 

[CatParty]

Connor, we have informants everywhere.

You can end this. There has been too much violence. Too much pain. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give us your emails and I'll spare your families dox. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway on the internet. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

edit:

Even WP doesn't care about us.
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Grandma cockblocks Connor's writing again
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lol let's dox her because of him

 

[JustSomeFella]

When is Connor going to stop blaming his grandma for his lack of drive and creativity?

 

[wagglyplacebo]

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Connor is such a moron to think that he can trust anybody now, we know everything.