🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Picklechu said:
I like how he always has to mention that this Albert Pyun guy is a director. They're totes BFFs, gaiz!!! :lol:
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They're TRUE & HONEST Facebook friends! They're practically brothers.

The sad part is the man will likely die before Connor finishes writing his screenplay or whatever for him.

Which is both tragic & hilarious.
 
Connor's biggest weakness seems not to be the fact that he doesn't try,though that certainly is an issue but that he's so easily discouraged by essentially nothing. He's setting near impossible goals for himself and when he relizes that he actually has to try and achieve them, the weight of the world comes crashing down on him. If Connor wants to maybe pull himself together he's got to pick one thing and actually do it. Otherwise he's just setting himself up to fail.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
The sad part is the man will likely die before Connor finishes writing his screenplay or whatever for him.
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We'll all die before Connor finishes his screenplay.

Our cities will turn to dust. Life will arise again in forms unimaginable to us. The sun will swell and engulf the Earth. New stars, new worlds, and perhaps even new life will form from the atoms that once made up the world we knew.

And not a single one of those atoms will have ever been a part of a Connor Bible screenplay.
 
sikotik said:
What he's really going to be doing:
  • Masturbate
  • Stalk Molly
  • Get fatter
  • Complain about how everything is soo hard
  • Come to the farms saying he's totally changed for real now guys
  • Get mad and leave when we don't believe it.
  • Repeat until school starts again
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You forgot whining about the farms on WrongPlanet and how it's bad even though he will come back here again lol
 
I think he's earned a summer off
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@Connor Bible ... Do you realize... do you REALIZE...that I've done more on any given day of my life than you've managed to do all year? And I'm including days I was sick in bed with the flu, or did nothing but masturbate. I'm pretty sure if I died, I'd still get more done than you.
 
r00 said:
I want to hear more about these stage plays. It's not like they've been commissioned. Does his teacher know about this?
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He's been writing a comedy about autistics, and a drama about adoption, for that same teacher for almost seven years now.
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If he's really attending none at all for summer, let's see if he gets his works done. If he didn't finish his works due to his studies I don't really blame him.
 
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