🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
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I swear some of these lolcows always make me wish I could ween them through Facebook, but I dont because I do not wish to dox myself.

@Connor Bible , I thought you stopped liking Molly. Why insult her through Kiwi, where she has an account, but go onto a FB Fanpage asking "Is she naked?"

You really could be using this stupid time on a Kettlebell if you would get one.
 
Connor could spin his life in 6 months and be a healthy productive young man,instead his laziness prevents all that.
It's sad and funny at the same time.
 
Smutley said:
Connor you have betrayed us one too many times. How often has Wrong Planet turned on you when you freak out on them? How many places have you been banned from for incessant spergery? Yet you still show up to Wrong Planet to snitch on the Kiwi Farms because their extra-autistic members begin bleeting at the very thought of public posts getting laughed at publicly. For shame Connor, for all our faults and mean spirited cynicism we've all still believed in you and wanted you to do your best and you repay us with treachery?

Et tu, Connay?

Well fine then. Let's look at some recent Connor postings

@BOLDYSPICY!, Connor never changes.
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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/adoption-childrearing-question.7454/

wut
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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/what-gives-you-the-creeps.183/page-65#post-601625

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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/thinking-about-going-into-acting.10325/

Connor... the majority of America doesn't think of Molly Ringwald at all...
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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/ringwalds-casting-confirmed.10256/#post-591105

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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/a-clip-of-molly-ringwalds-finest-acting.10255/

I almost gave up cheese :(
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http://stephenking.com/xf/index.php?threads/things-im-giving-up-for-the-forty-days-of-lent.9938/

Bad Boy Connor :cool:
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Smutley said:
Really, @Connor Bible?

My heart is breaking. Is this how Abel felt as his head was staved in by the brother he loved?

This had better not be you or my disappointment and shame will know no end.
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Oh my God, he's still at it. Love the new username, too. "Connor Bible? No, too obvious. Better go with Connor. . .B. Yeah, that's it. I'm a genius."

I'd say he's like the Benedict Arnold of Kiwis, but I think that's being too generous. It's really more like. . .like. . .

NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
Oh my God, he's still at it. Love the new username, too. "Connor Bible? No, too obvious. Better go with Connor. . .B. Yeah, that's it. I'm a genius."

I'd say he's like the Benedict Arnold of Kiwis, but I think that's being too generous. It's really more like. . .like. . .
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NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
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He has his big, goofy face as his avatar.
He could have at least put a blue towel over his head.
 
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