🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Philosophy Zombie]

Connor politely requests a thread closure. @Null?

1. https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 32 minutes ago Connor Bible:
   People are posting in my lolcow thread, and I haven't done anything on the Internet of any significance lately.
2. https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 31 minutes ago Connor Bible:
   It'd be best to just close the thread. I don't really care for it, and I'm not really doing anything that could be considered lolcowish.
3. https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 28 minutes ago Connor Bible:
   I wish there were an "ignore thread" option. It would put some users at ease, and personalize the content they want to see.

writing update

1. https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 31 minutes ago Connor Bible:
   Anyway, I've been transferring what I've written so far on Alphaboy on my typewriter to Word.
2. https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 31 minutes ago Connor Bible:
   I actually feel fine using it now.
   
   

 

[Pikonic]

Connor must be trying to contact Null.

 

[Count groudon]

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Connor must be trying to contact Null.

"I haven't done anything notable lately."

Why do I suddenly have the feeling that's about to change?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Why do I suddenly have the feeling that's about to change?

Because he's Connor Bible and he never ever changes despite countless claims that he's going to.

 

[Cave]

Because he's Connor Bible and he never ever changes despite countless claims that he's going to.

Give him a break, man. He's writing a novel!

 

[The Knife]

That's the beauty of the thing. It's a first draft. I can worry about perfection later.

So hey, you know there are writing programs now that have a typewriter mode just so you can have that first-draft feel of being unable to go back and revise while still allowing the convenience of cut-and-pasting to a working file for editing and printing? It's like living in the future!

 

[sparklemilhouse]

1 minutes ago Connor Bible:
Anyway, I've been transferring what I've written so far on Alphaboy on my typewriter to Word.

Omggggg no wonder it takes him so damn long to write anything.

Connor must be trying to contact Null.

I miss the icons null would use for Connor.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Connor doesn't care about his thread so much that he asks for its closure, bringing attention back to it.

That's our Connor!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Connor politely requests a thread closure. @Null?

• https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 32 minutes ago Connor Bible:
  People are posting in my lolcow thread, and I haven't done anything on the Internet of any significance lately.

Uh-huh.

here's your most recent screencap with today's hijinks!
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@Philosophy Zombie asked me to post this brief conversation from chat here, so here it is:
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I have no comment.

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/styles/peachy-keen/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png A moment ago Connor Bible:
   So, I did something productive.
2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/styles/peachy-keen/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png A moment ago Connor Bible:
   I made two character sheets on TVTropes.

• https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 31 minutes ago Connor Bible:
  It'd be best to just close the thread. I don't really care for it, and I'm not really doing anything that could be considered lolcowish.

See above.

• https://kiwifarms.net/styles/uix_dark/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png 28 minutes ago Connor Bible:
  I wish there were an "ignore thread" option. It would put some users at ease, and personalize the content they want to see.

"some users" = Connor Bible

 

[Ruin]

Maybe if he didn't act like an enormous faggot this thread would never have existed in the first place.

 

[Zeorus]

There is an "ignore thread" option, @Connor Bible . It's called ignoring the fucking thread and living your life.

 

[Count groudon]

There is an "ignore thread" option, @Connor Bible . It's called ignoring the fucking thread and living your life.

But he won't do that. Because he loves us bunches.

 

[registereduser]

There is an "ignore thread" option, @Connor Bible . It's called ignoring the fucking thread and living your life.

He can't because he lacks impulse control. Makes the whole thing that much funnier to me.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Why does @Connor Bible have a male symbol as his avatar?

 

[MalWart]

Why does @Connor Bible have a male symbol as his avatar?

He wants to prove to us that he is a man. A whiny, crotch cheese-ridden man.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Wait, but. . .I posted this on Monday. & then. . .

I am so confused.

Also, looks like Connor's on the prowl for a boyfriend-free girl.

I didn't realize she had a thread here at first. I haven't read it, though. Is Connor trying to befriend other lolcows to commiserate/establish solidarity with or something?

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I didn't realize she had a thread here at first. I haven't read it, though. Is Connor trying to befriend other lolcows to commiserate/establish solidarity with or something?

Something something Gloria Tesch thread.

 

[JU 199]

Is Connor trying to befriend other lolcows to commiserate/establish solidarity with or something?

Maybe he's trying to form a lolcow union to protest the terrible living conditions at the kiwi farms.

 

[Golly]

Maybe he's trying to form a lolcow union to protest the terrible living conditions at the kiwi farms.

Is he saying that the threads are too cramped and squalid? That he yearns for the quality of life offered by the grander subforums of those of his kind that are more well off?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

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Wait, but. . .I posted this on Monday. & then. . .

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I am so confused.

Also, looks like Connor's on the prowl for a boyfriend-free girl.
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I didn't realize she had a thread here at first. I haven't read it, though. Is Connor trying to befriend other lolcows to commiserate/establish solidarity with or something?

He was also trying to play therapist with the youngest daughter in the Stefonknee Wolscht thread last night.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/stefo...-toddler-fetishist.15002/page-24#post-1142973