🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Dude I'm just happy you're ok. You wouldn't believe how many stories there are of people getting struck by stray bullets during those things. They really shouldn't hold them around such residential areas.
 
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Connor Bible said:
That's the beauty of the thing. It's a first draft. I can worry about perfection later.
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I'd worry about having to copy it to the PC once you were done typing. Unless you have one of those scanners with the spiffy text functions.

Don't get me wrong, typing is good if it removes the distractions that the internet might have but so does physically disconnecting the ethernet cable if it's too much of a temptation. That's the way that I would do it in any case. Whatever works best for you.
 
Connor Bible said:
Afraid not. I'm using my typewriter.
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Connor Bible said:
That's the beauty of the thing. It's a first draft. I can worry about perfection later.
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Phil Ken Sebben said:
I'd worry about having to copy it to the PC once you were done typing. Unless you have one of those scanners with the spiffy text functions.

Don't get me wrong, typing is good if it removes the distractions that the internet might have but so does physically disconnecting the ethernet cable if it's too much of a temptation. That's the way that I would do it in any case. Whatever works best for you.
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The typewriter is a perfect cover. This way he can keep saying HE'S WORKING ON IT and never have to show any proof.
 
Ronald Raygun said:
I have no comment.
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/styles/peachy-keen/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png A moment ago Connor Bible:
    So, I did something productive.
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/styles/peachy-keen/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png A moment ago Connor Bible:
    I made two character sheets on TVTropes.
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Connor, for your "productivity" as of late I am awarding you a Gold Star.
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Ronald Raygun said:
I have no comment.
  1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/styles/peachy-keen/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png A moment ago Connor Bible:
    So, I did something productive.
  2. https://static.kiwifarms.net/styles/peachy-keen/xenforo/avatars/avatar_male_s.png A moment ago Connor Bible:
    I made two character sheets on TVTropes.
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Chris has been updating near-daily, @Moleman9000 's back sperging out, Connor has returned to his thread. . .

It's like a beautiful Advent Calendar of autism.
 
Connor Bible said:
That's the beauty of the thing. It's a first draft. I can worry about perfection later.
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That may work for short works, but a novel is a totally different ball-game. Imagine having to go through and revise 180 pages in manuscript formatting before submitting it to a publisher. Doing that on a computer is a lot of work, but manageable. Doing that on a typewriter?

lol
 
Cave said:
That may work for short works, but a novel is a totally different ball-game. Imagine having to go through and revise 180 pages in manuscript formatting before submitting it to a publisher. Doing that on a computer is a lot of work, but manageable. Doing that on a typewriter?

lol
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Pretty much this.

That and going on about how he's writing his novel on a typewriter sounds incredibly pretentious.
 
I remember back in middle school one of my crazy English teachers made us write a short story specifically using a typewriter, and that was the closest I've ever come to wanting to destroy a piece of machinery. It jammed like a motherfucker and having to completely redo my paper at the slightest mistake didn't help either. But hey, if it's your thing and you think it'll help you churn out stories faster I say go for it.
 
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