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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Hey Connor, rather than looking at McDonalds as a dead-end job (which it isn't, anyway) why don't you look at it as paid research for your writing?

When it comes to improving as a writer there's no substitute for life experience -- even in something as ordinary as fast food. It will give you lots of insight into how people talk, behave and interact in the real world; it will introduce you to a wide range of real-life character types; and it will give you personal knowledge of sights, sounds, smells, equipment, etc, that will help you write authentic scenes.

And you'll get even paid for it!

One of the reasons that Stephen King's books are so compelling is that he has a deep understanding of ordinary people in ordinary places doing ordinary jobs. People get invested in characters that remind them of themselves and their friends, families, neighbours and workmates.

You could come home after this paid research each day and, as an exercise, pound out a quick 300-400 words about something you saw that day. It could be a funny conversation, your description of what the big walk-in fridge looks and smells like, or something that happened on the bus on the way home. You'd build up those writing muscles in no time.
 
I said it probably a hundred pages back, but I think Connor should look into becoming an English tutor or work in his college's writing center. OR become a notetaker for a DSPS student . Getting a job on campus is a lot less scary IMO then going out into the real world. Once he's had the experiance there, then going out somewhere and applying feel like less of a leap. And by getting employed by a school, he could possibly use that experience to get a better job then just entry-level fastfood.

Chances Connor will even read this 0000000000.1/100
 
One thing I've noticed from all of the posts Connor has dumped on us is that Connor seems completely unable to comprehend a "gradual" progression from start to finish. He views his stories as "unfinished" and "done" and he doesn't seem to ever focus on the part that involves writing them, which is a gradual process and most writers, no matter how skilled, aren't gonna write an entire fucking novel in one session. Similarly, he seems to have this same view with things like a job, where you simply get "a job" and that's it, rather than viewing it as something to help you get into better, more respected professions.

Given how real life doesn't exactly complete itself in one instant, Connor is gonna be beyond screwed if he ever loses the financial backing of his family.
 
Sanae Kochiya said:
One thing I've noticed from all of the posts Connor has dumped on us is that Connor seems completely unable to comprehend a "gradual" progression from start to finish. He views his stories as "unfinished" and "done" and he doesn't seem to ever focus on the part that involves writing them, which is a gradual process and most writers, no matter how skilled, aren't gonna write an entire fucking novel in one session. Similarly, he seems to have this same view with things like a job, where you simply get "a job" and that's it, rather than viewing it as something to help you get into better, more respected professions.

Given how real life doesn't exactly complete itself in one instant, Connor is gonna be beyond screwed if he ever loses the financial backing of his family.
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That is also why he thinks that he will instantly become a world famous author
 
autisticdragonkin said:
a world famous author
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It's a warm October morning. You walk into a local Barnes & Noble. You're greeted by the sound of lame Halloween-themed music softly emanating from the intercom. The aroma of fresh coffee wafts over from the ever present Starbucks. Curious to see what the bestseller books are, you casually stroll over to the bestseller section. While perusing the selection, one book catches your eye in the morning sunlight. A tide of deja vu floods your mind as you read its' spine.
CONNOR BIBLE

REDESIGNING EVA​
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At that moment, you realize you're in your underwear and you hear an alarm clock ringing somewhere.
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Unless Connor makes some drastic changes to his life, him becoming the next King or Crichton is probably but a dream.
 
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@Connor Bible only a true friend would tell you the truth. The real truth. The truth that hurts to hear.
I am a true and honest friend.
You need to accept your job as fry cook. Maybe one day you can be head fry cook, but let's not get optimistic.
 
Guys Conner noticed me.
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Connor Bible said:
I was just getting out of my shell, saying hi to new members and posting on profiles.
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That's pretty nice of you actually. I like that. Unfortunatley conrix is that fag that pretends to be you sometimes and manages to give you an even worse name than the one you gave yourself.
 
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