🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Kirby]

Connor what do you exactly expect from bumping your own thread

I imagine he wanted all of us to compliment him and tell him how we were proud of him and how we completely understood that he should get a free pass in life from having any type of responsibility

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I really don't give a shit anymore. You folks are beyond reasoning with.

Dammit, Connor! I already used the irony police joke!

 

[Winterkorn]

I really don't give a shit anymore. You folks are beyond reasoning with.

And yet you keep coming back.

 

[Strelok]

I really don't give a shit anymore. You folks are beyond reasoning with.

Alright then, take care! Same time next week?

EDIT: Wait, holy shit, we went though an entire Connor Cycle in 2 hours, 21 min. Is this a new record?

 

[MasterDisaster]

I imagine he wanted all of us to compliment him and tell him how we were proud of him and how we completely understood that he should get a free pass in life from having any type of responsibility

Well yeah, it's not like he hears that stuff from his parents.

 

[Accel_Rider]

Well yeah, it's not like he hears that stuff from his parents.

You sure? Because according to the early pages of thread, his parents are diabolical masterminds who uses him as pawn in their mind games

 

[Xarpho]

A lot of fast food jobs don't give even 30 hours. Even a quarter of that though will give you something to do, which will be less depressing, and give you some spending money.

And you aren't even trying. I have a degree from a four year college, have had one for months, and I'm still unemployed, but I try. I've contacted probably close to 100 (if not more) companies and businesses. What about you?

Edit: slight change to reduce powerleveling

 

[Silver]

Connor what do you exactly expect from bumping your own thread

It's been suggested he's an attention whore
Which is true but I also think he legitimately thinks convincing us that he's changed will get rid of his thread.

Why he needs to be rid of it, I'm not sure, though, considering he clearly is not going to have employers searching his name anytime soon

 

[DN 420]

It's been suggested he's an attention whore
Which is true but I also think he legitimately thinks convincing us that he's changed will get rid of his thread.

Why he needs to be rid of it, I'm not sure, though, considering he clearly is not going to have employers searching his name anytime soon

I have a hard time believing he acts this stupid for attention. That would require a level of tact he doesn't have.

I think what's more probable is that he thinks we'll respond with something new in spite of the fact he never does anything new.

 

[Strelok]

I want to know how fucked up his "friends" are if all they can get is minimum.

Even Walmart pays $1 above minimum.

Oh wait like most of Connor's excuses they are probably lies.

 

[Zeorus]

I want to know how fucked up his "friends" are if all they can get is minimum.

Even Walmart pays $1 above minimum.

Oh wait like most of Connor's excuses they are probably lies.

It depends a lot on where you live. It's quite possible that he's not lying there.

 

[Coster]

I swear the Connor cycle gets shorter and shorter each time it happens.

@Connor Bible repost that picture of Alphaboy's costume you drew forever ago, I wanna make fanart of it but I have no references.

 

[Bugaboo]

Also, going back to minimum wage and flipping burgers, isn't minimum wage specifically for fast food workers being raised to 15 dollars an hour or was that just a thing that was thrown around and never implemented

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Aw, I missed a Connor tantrum. I think the biggest highlight from it is how Connor thinks a job is "ultra-capitalist." If Connor was paying attention in history, he'd know that there's jobs in commie societies as well.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

I swear the Connor cycle gets shorter and shorter each time it happens.

@Connor Bible repost that picture of Alphaboy's costume you drew forever ago, I wanna make fanart of it but I have no references.

Here you go.

 

[Len Kagamoney]

Also, going back to minimum wage and flipping burgers, isn't minimum wage specifically for fast food workers being raised to 15 dollars an hour or was that just a thing that was thrown around and never implemented

It's not a thing yet, in the U.S. Obama is trying to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour.
Currently, in South Carolina where Connor lives, minimum wage is $7.25/hour.

ALSO, about taking one class a semester. Connor if you continue at this pace, assuming your degree requires 120 credits and going on the basis that most classes are 3 credits, it will take you 20 years to get your degree, assuming that you only take classes in the Fall and Spring semesters

 

[ToroidalBoat]

20 years

CWC took 6 years to get a 2 year degree, one of which was due to being suspended. You know what that means? It means CWC worked harder at college than Connor.

I mentioned "spoons" earlier in this thread. I figure Connor has only one spoon per day.

Do stuff with grandma: 1 spoon
Math class: 1 spoon
Other college class: 1 spoon
Write about 100 words for writing: 1 spoon

This would explain why it takes Connor takes only one class a semester, and about 6 years to write 29 pages (Redesigning Eva - according to the lolcow wiki).

 

[Zeorus]

I swear the Connor cycle gets shorter and shorter each time it happens.

Kiwi Farms is the most aggressive accelerant for autism.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

There's little opportunity for advancement working some minimum wage job. I was saying that if I did get a job at a fast food chain like McDonald's, it would be a dead-end. But hey, that's all I'm ever going to amount to, ain't it?

Idk I know someone who worked her way up to General Manager at a fast food place, and she makes a lot more than her husband, who is a teacher

have dreams, Connor

Fuck @Connor Bible! All you have to do to make assistant manager at your average retail or fast food job is to still be there a year to 18 months after you start and not get written up too much!

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Oh my God I missed everything.

How can I delete my profile? You can't either. No one else on this site can. Also, you people are no friends of mine. What kind of "friend" talks trash about you behind your back while putting on a façade of affability? What kind of "friend" tells people to just give up on their goals and that they won't amount to anything? That's downright scummy.

Isn't that what you did to that one real life friend of yours? The one you accused of being a bible-thumper? Remember that?

If @Scribbler 's coming out of lurking to tell you that you fucked up, that's how you know shit's gotten real.

That was out of frustration, and it was years ago.

It was this year. Remember your Godzilla pal? You did it to him as well. Your an awful friend.

Just leaving this here.

I'll save you the trouble. He didn't 'outgrow' them. He's not allowed to play them. He's already super lazy so the last thing they want him doing is sitting around all day playing games. That's why he's not allowed on Facebook cause he just probably plays Farmville all day.

/snerk

Depression isn't an easy thing to snap out of guys. There's a serious lack of motivation and energy that comes with it. It's not as simple as putting a smile on and simply doing things.

I really do have depression. I shit you not.

Connor. Connor. CONNOR. Did you forget about the pages & pages of powerlevel posts where numerous others & myself typed paragraphs worth of lived experiences on how to not use mental illness as a crutch?

Of course you fucking did.

There's little opportunity for advancement working some minimum wage job. I was saying that if I did get a job at a fast food chain like McDonald's, it would be a dead-end. But hey, that's all I'm ever going to amount to, ain't it?

It's a temporary step. IT'S A TEMPORARY STEP.

Oh my God, Connor.