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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor Bible said:
I wear masks to keep people away from me, from asking what's wrong or calling me out
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This is a natural part of being autistic.

The real question is what are you going to do about all of this? What are your action steps? Every time you 'come to terms' with yourself you never say how you're going to improve.

How are you going to help others? How are you going to be less selfish? How are you going to control your anger better?
 
Handsome Pete said:
I'm going to forgo all the obvious jokes and just say that, from a purely technical perspective, this is actually one of the better things you've written.
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I'm going to stop you right there. Connor's said what amounts to the same thing on multiple occasions and literally nothing's come of it. We're just going to start the Connor cycle all over again. @MasterDisaster got the closest to ever pushing along the cycle because of Alphaboy, but as far as getting him to actually do anything and progress, nobody's had any luck before. I've been in calls with him and have gotten nowhere. Experienced writers like @The Knife have gotten nowhere with him despite giving really good advice. You're going to have an easier time getting Stevie Wonder to drive himself to a shooting range and then get 100% target accuracy than getting Connor to do something. Now we've just seen the cycle complete.

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Speaking of Alphaboy, I'm going to write a line by line analysis of it like some other folks have. I'm getting back into writing and I'd love to take a shot at some constructive criticism to get the gears turning again.
 
Connor Bible said:
I wanted to come by and be honest. It's hard for me to express what's really on my mind, sometimes. This might be a little longer than what I usually post, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to tell you how I feel right now, no bullshit. I believe I'm way too hard on myself. I mentally beat myself up, over everything. I realize now that it really isn't healthy. Life is so long, and yet so short. I want to make it meaningful, for myself. I know that it will take work. I'm willing to put forth the effort. I really am. I'm not fucking kidding right now. I'm kind of choking up as I write this. I don't really look at myself much. Tonight, I have, and I don't like what I see. I need to change. I keep myself imprisoned, in a way. It's because I'm afraid of failure. I'm afraid of facing the imperfection of the world around me and other people. I don't really help others, not even one person. That's pretty selfish of me, and I hate that. I get angry IRL over the most trivial shit. There's a lot of ugliness in me. A lot of misguided rage. I almost never have the courage to just speak up. To give someone a hand. To do something with my life. Be somebody. I know I sound like a whiny fat homosexual right now. In a way, I wear masks to keep people away from me, from asking what's wrong or calling me out.
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You've said all this before, right down to almost crying as you type.
Words are wind and this paragraph is meaningless because you promise you'll try harder, you'll promise to be more social, you'll promise to have a better outlook on life and you never fucking do, this is at least the fifth time I've seen something like this with zero improvement.
The first time you said you'd try harder, I believed you. I went to bed that night thinking, "that Connor kid is gonna be alright." The next week was like you never said anything, you went back to a whiny little bitch. You trolled me harder than Dynastia ever could.
If you manage to actually do something that lasts, let's say 3 months, and not go back to whiny edge lord I will literally give you 50 dollars through Paypal. However, I know my money is safe with me and will be.

So excuse me for having zero sympathy when you write shit like this, because I was conned before. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.
 
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I've been so busy with Algebra and homework that by the time comes for me to write, I'm exhausted, and much of the day is up. I don't really do anything in the evenings.
 
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