🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Silver]

21 years old and still gets grounded from video games and Facebook.

And his parents won't even let him go anywhere alone.

 

[lolwut]

And his parents won't even let him go anywhere alone.

I wouldn't either, honestly. Connor's the kind of person whose parents kept on a leash as a kid.

 

[Strelok]

And his parents won't even let him go anywhere alone.

But do they really or is that just an excuse he makes up?

 

[caffeinated_wench]

@Strelok Honestly, it's hard to tell at this point. Given how Connor already has a history of throwing people under the bus and he's already lied about his parents before, I wouldn't rule it out as him making excuses.

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

But do they really or is that just an excuse he makes up?

A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

 

[Connor Bible]

I wanted to come by and be honest. It's hard for me to express what's really on my mind, sometimes. This might be a little longer than what I usually post, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to tell you how I feel right now, no bullshit. I believe I'm way too hard on myself. I mentally beat myself up, over everything. I realize now that it really isn't healthy. Life is so long, and yet so short. I want to make it meaningful, for myself. I know that it will take work. I'm willing to put forth the effort. I really am. I'm not fucking kidding right now. I'm kind of choking up as I write this. I don't really look at myself much. Tonight, I have, and I don't like what I see. I need to change. I keep myself imprisoned, in a way. It's because I'm afraid of failure. I'm afraid of facing the imperfection of the world around me and other people. I don't really help others, not even one person. That's pretty selfish of me, and I hate that. I get angry IRL over the most trivial shit. There's a lot of ugliness in me. A lot of misguided rage. I almost never have the courage to just speak up. To give someone a hand. To do something with my life. Be somebody. I know I sound like a whiny fat homosexual right now. In a way, I wear masks to keep people away from me, from asking what's wrong or calling me out.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Life is so long, and yet so short.

Then plan out your time better. If you are actively pursuing a goal and using your time efficiently it should be just the right amount of time.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I don't really look at myself much

I probably wouldn't either if I looked like you, you poor thing

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I wanted to come by and be honest. It's hard for me to express what's really on my mind, sometimes. This might be a little longer than what I usually post, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to tell you how I feel right now, no bullshit. I believe I'm way too hard on myself. I mentally beat myself up, over everything. I realize now that it really isn't healthy. Life is so long, and yet so short. I want to make it meaningful, for myself. I know that it will take work. I'm willing to put forth the effort. I really am. I'm not fucking kidding right now. I'm kind of choking up as I write this. I don't really look at myself much. Tonight, I have, and I don't like what I see. I need to change. I keep myself imprisoned, in a way. It's because I'm afraid of failure. I'm afraid of facing the imperfection of the world around me and other people. I don't really help others, not even one person. That's pretty selfish of me, and I hate that. I get angry IRL over the most trivial shit. There's a lot of ugliness in me. A lot of misguided rage. I almost never have the courage to just speak up. To give someone a hand. To do something with my life. Be somebody. I know I sound like a whiny fat homosexual right now. In a way, I wear masks to keep people away from me, from asking what's wrong or calling me out.

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE IM STILL JUST A 'TISTIC IN A CAGE.

 

[KatsuKitty]

resets the Connor Cycle Clock back to 12:00

 

[Segue]

I want to make it meaningful, for myself. I know that it will take work. I'm willing to put forth the effort. I really am. I'm not fucking kidding right now.

lol

 

[GS 281]

I wanted to come by and be honest. It's hard for me to express what's really on my mind, sometimes. This might be a little longer than what I usually post, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to tell you how I feel right now, no bullshit. I believe I'm way too hard on myself. I mentally beat myself up, over everything. I realize now that it really isn't healthy. Life is so long, and yet so short. I want to make it meaningful, for myself. I know that it will take work. I'm willing to put forth the effort. I really am. I'm not fucking kidding right now. I'm kind of choking up as I write this. I don't really look at myself much. Tonight, I have, and I don't like what I see. I need to change. I keep myself imprisoned, in a way. It's because I'm afraid of failure. I'm afraid of facing the imperfection of the world around me and other people. I don't really help others, not even one person. That's pretty selfish of me, and I hate that. I get angry IRL over the most trivial shit. There's a lot of ugliness in me. A lot of misguided rage. I almost never have the courage to just speak up. To give someone a hand. To do something with my life. Be somebody. I know I sound like a whiny fat homosexual right now. In a way, I wear masks to keep people away from me, from asking what's wrong or calling me out.

Move out and don't depend on anyone but yourself. You will start to understand what a hard day's work really means and why people who bust their fucking backs are so proud of themselves. Go out and make yourself smell like shit from working in a restaurant for 12 hours or digging ditches so you can barely scrape by. Every little knick knack will mean the world to you because that's all you have and you worked hard to earn it. You will put this childish bullshit behind you because you will have real problems to tend to.

 

[Ruin]

I wanted to come by and be honest. It's hard for me to express what's really on my mind, sometimes. This might be a little longer than what I usually post, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to tell you how I feel right now, no bullshit. I believe I'm way too hard on myself. I mentally beat myself up, over everything. I realize now that it really isn't healthy. Life is so long, and yet so short. I want to make it meaningful, for myself. I know that it will take work. I'm willing to put forth the effort. I really am. I'm not fucking kidding right now. I'm kind of choking up as I write this. I don't really look at myself much. Tonight, I have, and I don't like what I see. I need to change. I keep myself imprisoned, in a way. It's because I'm afraid of failure. I'm afraid of facing the imperfection of the world around me and other people. I don't really help others, not even one person. That's pretty selfish of me, and I hate that. I get angry IRL over the most trivial shit. There's a lot of ugliness in me. A lot of misguided rage. I almost never have the courage to just speak up. To give someone a hand. To do something with my life. Be somebody. I know I sound like a whiny fat homosexual right now. In a way, I wear masks to keep people away from me, from asking what's wrong or calling me out.

Inb4 you masturbate furiously while crying about cyberbullying.

 

[Handsome Pete]

I wanted to come by and be honest. It's hard for me to express what's really on my mind, sometimes. This might be a little longer than what I usually post, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to tell you how I feel right now, no bullshit. I believe I'm way too hard on myself. I mentally beat myself up, over everything. I realize now that it really isn't healthy. Life is so long, and yet so short. I want to make it meaningful, for myself. I know that it will take work. I'm willing to put forth the effort. I really am. I'm not fucking kidding right now. I'm kind of choking up as I write this. I don't really look at myself much. Tonight, I have, and I don't like what I see. I need to change. I keep myself imprisoned, in a way. It's because I'm afraid of failure. I'm afraid of facing the imperfection of the world around me and other people. I don't really help others, not even one person. That's pretty selfish of me, and I hate that. I get angry IRL over the most trivial shit. There's a lot of ugliness in me. A lot of misguided rage. I almost never have the courage to just speak up. To give someone a hand. To do something with my life. Be somebody. I know I sound like a whiny fat homosexual right now. In a way, I wear masks to keep people away from me, from asking what's wrong or calling me out.

I'm going to forgo all the obvious jokes and just say that, from a purely technical perspective, this is actually one of the better things you've written.

 

[chimpburgers]

I wanted to come by and be honest. It's hard for me to express what's really on my mind, sometimes. This might be a little longer than what I usually post, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to tell you how I feel right now, no bullshit. I believe I'm way too hard on myself. I mentally beat myself up, over everything. I realize now that it really isn't healthy. Life is so long, and yet so short. I want to make it meaningful, for myself. I know that it will take work. I'm willing to put forth the effort. I really am. I'm not fucking kidding right now. I'm kind of choking up as I write this. I don't really look at myself much. Tonight, I have, and I don't like what I see. I need to change. I keep myself imprisoned, in a way. It's because I'm afraid of failure. I'm afraid of facing the imperfection of the world around me and other people. I don't really help others, not even one person. That's pretty selfish of me, and I hate that. I get angry IRL over the most trivial shit. There's a lot of ugliness in me. A lot of misguided rage. I almost never have the courage to just speak up. To give someone a hand. To do something with my life. Be somebody. I know I sound like a whiny fat homosexual right now. In a way, I wear masks to keep people away from me, from asking what's wrong or calling me out.

Good luck with that. I look forward to your subsequent whining about the same old shit tomorrow.

 

[Ruin]

He uses that "I'm only wearing the mask society forces me to wear!" line a lot. Does he think that makes him sound deep or something?

 

[Stress Sigh]

Move out of your grandparents is a good first step also get a job or go to college full time.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

He uses that "I'm only wearing the mask society forces me to wear!" line a lot. Does he think that makes him sound deep or something?

A lot of nerds say that because they think it makes them sound badass. The thing is is that everyone wears mask, we act differently if we're with friends or family and so on. He's just using it as an excuse as to why he's still a fucking loser.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

He uses that "I'm only wearing the mask society forces me to wear!" line a lot. Does he think that makes him sound deep or something?

I think that it is a fantasy. @Connor Bible gets to imagine himself as somebody who has respect from others who feels fake inside when in reality he has no respect from anybody

 

[Kirby]

I wanted to come by and be honest. It's hard for me to express what's really on my mind, sometimes.

What a shock.

This might be a little longer than what I usually post,

It's not.

but I couldn't resist the opportunity to tell you how I feel right now, no bullshit. I believe I'm way too hard on myself. I mentally beat myself up, over everything.

No you don't. If you were ever hard on yourself in the past couple years, you'd be doing something productive right now.

I realize now that it really isn't healthy.

No you don't. You're fishing for sympathy.

Life is so long, and yet so short.

That's why you'll be dead before you finish your novel.

I want to make it meaningful, for myself. I know that it will take work.

No you don't. You're content with your current life of nothingness and jerking off to Molly Ringwald.

I'm willing to put forth the effort.

I really am. I'm not fucking kidding right now.

I'm kind of choking up as I write this.

Probably on a cock or a burrito you fat fuck

I don't really look at myself much.

No shit

Tonight, I have, and I don't like what I see. I need to change. I keep myself imprisoned, in a way. It's because I'm afraid of failure.

No, it's because you're afraid of doing anything, period. The concept of reality scares the shit of you.

I'm afraid of facing the imperfection of the world around me and other people.

Neither the world or other people are to blame

I don't really help others, not even one person.

Because people in the world don't randomly walk into the tiny little room that you lock yourself in looking for help

That's pretty selfish of me, and I hate that.

No you don't. You're a selfish fuck that doesn't give a shit about anyone but yourself.

I get angry IRL over the most trivial shit.

You certainly do.

There's a lot of ugliness in me.

There certainly is.

A lot of misguided rage.

Tell us how you really feel!

I almost never have the courage to just speak up.

That's why you have posted over a thousand times on an internet forum that is making fun of you

To give someone a hand. To do something with my life. Be somebody.

There's a reason you have like 50,000 Optimistic Ratings

I know I sound like a whiny fat homosexual right now.

>just right now

In a way, I wear masks to keep people away from me, from asking what's wrong or calling me out.

That's worked really well for you so far.