🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Enjoy your new avatar ConCon, love you.

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Connor Bible said:
I've been so busy with Algebra and homework that by the time comes for me to write, I'm exhausted, and much of the day is up. I don't really do anything in the evenings.
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You take one class. There's not a chance in hell you have homework EVERY night for ONE class.
 
Connor Bible said:
I prefer to get at least eight hours of sleep. Then again, I haven't stayed up for the entire night for a long time.
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What the fuck do you do all day? No seriously, write me a day in the life of what you do in half hour increments.
You have no job, no hobbies (writing doesn't count because you're telling me you can't do it.), I'm assuming you don't volunteer anywhere and you're not a sole care taker for anyone. You don't even play video games.
I have no idea what takes up 16 hours a day for you.
 
Pikonic said:
What the fuck do you do all day? No seriously, write me a day in the life of what you do in half hour increments.
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He does one thousand reps of autistic kettlebells to support his sperging needs.
 
Connor Bible said:
I've been so busy with Algebra and homework that by the time comes for me to write, I'm exhausted, and much of the day is up. I don't really do anything in the evenings.
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During Summer time, I start work at 12PM, work until roughly 11:45 with a break time between 4 and 6 so I can eat and get ready for the night. And its always parties on my island every night so I always go back home after work and don't usually get back out until 12:30AM.

My job requires me to do a lot of standing up, carrying orders, stocking the bar, and withstanding 100 plus degree heat.

And yet, all you do is sit around in your one class and do your homework? Thats why your so lazy? Dawg, the only reason I am lazy with my projects is because I DO work so hard when I am not.
 
Depression isn't an easy thing to snap out of guys. There's a serious lack of motivation and energy that comes with it. It's not as simple as putting a smile on and simply doing things.
 
Connor Bible said:
Depression isn't an easy thing to snap out of guys. There's a serious lack of motivation and energy that comes with it. It's not as simple as putting a smile on and simply doing things.
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You don't have anything. Stop lying.
 
Connor Bible said:
Depression isn't an easy thing to snap out of guys. There's a serious lack of motivation and energy that comes with it. It's not as simple as putting a smile on and simply doing things.
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Are you implying nobody here has ever dealt with depression before?
 
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