🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[lolwut]

A male symbol for an avatar? After a shooting. That's in very poor taste.

You do know that's one of the default avatars, yes? Unless you're about to go full SJW, I fail to see how that's offensive.

 

[Xarpho]

Have you ever finished a writing project? I'm a bit late for Alphaboy (if there was a spork, please tell me) but did Redesigning Eva ever get more chapters?

 

[chimpburgers]

I'm not going to debate you people. I really am getting tired of Molly Ringwald. Despite her almost comical attempts at making a comeback and staying relevant, her career is deader than fucking disco.

Who's your next obsession gonna be? Who else could fill in that void for you?

 

[Chicken Dippers]

Who will it be, Connor? Who will it be? Null? Katsu? The handsome and ever-enigmatic Chicken Dippers?

 

[grilledcheesesandwich]

I'm sure Molly Ringwald is absolutely heartbroken over the loss of her favorite fan.

 

[registereduser]

I am at a point now that I am getting sick and tired of her.

This is exactly what happens when you put pussy on a pedestal.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

This is exactly what happens when you put pussy on a pedestal.

Damn Connor, we do not know what we might be saying upon ourselves.

Huh? Did Vegeta just come into my room?

 

[Pikonic]

BTW, Alphaboy will include a character named Dr. Felicia Frankenheimer as one of the villains.

Well since you're gonna rip off other media in the end, at least put this in for me.

 

[MasterDisaster]

@Connor Bible, I am disappoint.

 

[MysticMisty]

I'm not going to debate you people. I really am getting tired of Molly Ringwald. Despite her almost comical attempts at making a comeback and staying relevant, her career is deader than fucking disco.

There's a really simple solution here. Stop consuming all media Molly appears in. This does not mean quit all movies and such, just ones featuring her. Also stop fantasizing about Molly (and her bellybutton) during masturbation.

So next time you feel like watching something featuring Molly, watch something similar without Molly that you like (or even something different). And when you're masturbating and Molly's face pops up, kick her out and keep that bellybutton anonymous. And set small goals for yourself. Don't just say you'll abstain from all things Molly Ringwald for three months. Just aim for one day. And then another day. You just might surprise yourself that way.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I am disappoint.

If you'll recall the "spoons" analogy from the ADF forum, I think Connor's spoon supply is severely lacking. If Connor wants to make a career out of writing, he's going to need more spoons.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

I'm not going to debate you people. I really am getting tired of Molly Ringwald. Despite her almost comical attempts at making a comeback and staying relevant, her career is deader than fucking disco.

Her career still has more life in it than yours.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

A male symbol for an avatar? After a shooting. That's in very poor taste.

I sincerely apologize to @MasterDisaster for not getting his story request done. I'm on my laptop right now, and the story is saved on my tablet. I do have good news... I am now three chapters and 3,918 words into Alphaboy.

Wait, what? How does a default avatar. . .what?

Furthermore, that's two writing challenges you've flaked out on---first @Meowthkip 's, now @MasterDisaster 's. I want to be happy you're doing more writing, but. . .come on, man.

BTW, Alphaboy will include a character named Dr. Felicia Frankenheimer as one of the villains. Believe it or not, she's a take that to none other than Molly Ringwald. That's payback for infecting my brain, woman!

Connor, you're. . .you're being really autistic again.

I am at a point now that I am getting sick and tired of her.

I'm not going to debate you people. I really am getting tired of Molly Ringwald. Despite her almost comical attempts at making a comeback and staying relevant, her career is deader than fucking disco.

It really sounds like you're just buttmad at her for spurning you, dude.

 

[registereduser]

It really sounds like you're just buttmad at her for spurning you, dude.

Which is really funny because she doesn't even know he exists.

 

[DN 420]

@Connor Bible, I am disappoint.

Why would you ever have expectations in the first place

 

[Count groudon]

Why Does Connor always decide to visit at such odd hours? I never get a chance to play with him

 

[Glaive]

One of my mates posed the "What If?" question of, what if Connor decided to go 2000-era emo kid?

Shortly after a bit of photoshop elbow grease from them, we found our answer

 

[DN 420]

One of my mates posed the "What If?" question of, what if Connor decided to go 2000-era emo kid?

Shortly after a bit of photoshop elbow grease from them, we found our answer

So he would be an avatar from IMVU?

 

[Meowthkip]

Furthermore, that's two writing challenges you've flaked out on---first @Meowthkip 's, now @MasterDisaster 's. I want to be happy you're doing more writing, but. . .come on, man.

For comparison, Connor, the story I've been working on that I started while reading your thread? It's up to 46,632 words. And I've been going about it at a pretty sluggish pace for my liking. Like, really slow. I'm actually a bit frustrated with myself.

I hate to compare myself to you to claim my superiority like a common , but that's like 12 times the length with less than four chapters, and it's nowhere near the pace of output that a professional. You started this iteration of Alphaboy later, true, but how many words per day are you even averaging?

Not gonna punctuate that with any advice or anything, because you never listen to it. Just putting that out there.

 

[Pikonic]

Furthermore, that's two writing challenges you've flaked out on---first @Meowthkip 's, now @MasterDisaster 's. I want to be happy you're doing more writing, but. . .come on, man.

Don't forget the writing contest Katsu hosted.