🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
Tough call, @Dr. Meme . A truly tough call.

If I may make a suggestion, Dr. Klaus Krieger doesn't have a facial stubble. He's actually kind of bishie.
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You know, it really doesn't make any sense that this gifted brain surgeon is like, 18 years old. I know a lot of anime usually has teenagers as main characters, and they give them ridiculous levels of skill, but that's anime. It doesn't work in a medium like a novel.

Also, do people still even say "bishie?"
 
@Connor, I know people are all over this Stray Sheep tumblr chick or whatever right now but I just want you to know that you're the only whiny autistic sped for me bby
 
@Connor

Start exercising. That's not me being mean, even disregarding the fact that it would help you lose weight, it would make you feel a lot better about yourself and it could potentially help you with your temper.
 
Connor's been busy
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Make sure to tell us what you think of it.

I remember back in High School we did this exercise in Theater class where we had to improv a scene from a movie or TV show on stage and the audience had to guess what it is. I did the opening scene of Juno where she stared at the chair she had sex on while chugging on some OJ.
 
scorptatious said:
Make sure to tell us what you think of it.

I remember back in High School we did this exercise in Theater class where we had to improv a scene from a movie or TV show on stage and the audience had to guess what it is. I did the opening scene of Juno where she stared at the chair she had sex on while chugging on some OJ.
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Maybe my hatred/anger/whateverthefuckitis is unfounded. Maybe I am being too hard on the Jennifer Garner character. I'll pop the DVD in soon.
 
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