🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Next time, be sure to keep your freaking out in the regular thread! I'm sure Boldyspicy's going to be sad if they miss this stuff. Besides, who's going to draw for us then?

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

My god, I just stress-sighed like Chris.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

49 minutes

He's been in his room for so long that even less than an hour of change is toxic.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

Did we really expect anything different, though?

 

[PixelKnot]

I've had enough for one night. I'm signing off.

With that kind of attitude, it's no wonder why people don't like you or take you seriously. Fishing for praise with very little effort such as writing a short resume is not a good start.

 

[John Titor]

Did you see that resume? It's even worse than his previous one. That's not trying to improve, that's trying to piss people off.

God dammit.

 

[Ruin]

Crashing into slumber already? I'm disappointed.

 

[EI 903]

The Circle of Connor remains forever unbroken.

Spoiler

 

[Sonic Hoo]

Can this be merged back into its parent thread where it rightfully belongs? Or will it stand as another monument to Connor in spergatory?

 

[Conrix]

• What did you think you'd accomplish by showing us a half-assed resume that I could type in 30 seconds?
• What did you think you'd accomplish by just logging in and telling us?
• Why do you keep ignoring everyone's advice? Sound advice, I might add
• Why do you hate women?
• And minorities
• And adoptive parents?

Please keep in mind that, unlike your resumes, the answer to these questions must be 5 paragraphs each and show thought.


Thought so.

[s]@Connor[/sneed]Fatty Ding-Dongs can't get his shit together or even properly defend himself on the forums. Just like so many pathetic little sperglings before him. Keep crying Connor your tears sustain us.

 

[MysticMisty]

The worst part is I bet fatty is sitting at his computer laughing about how how trolled all of us with his magnificent wit.

Right now he's probably stress sighing and wondering why nobody gave him asspats and generic encouragement during his usual "I'm sorry and I'll change" stage. Again.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

After finding out that Jace was fake, I can take some comfort in knowing @Connor is still a fat whiny faggot.

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

After finding out that Jace was fake, I can take some comfort in knowing @Connor is still a fat whiny faggot.

I would rate this 'Semper Fidelis' but that rating doesn't exist here. Instead, have a Winner.

 

[lolwut]

After finding out that Jace was fake, I can take some comfort in knowing @Connor is still a fat whiny faggot.

inb4 Conner is Null's sock puppet.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Next time, be sure to keep your freaking out in the regular thread! I'm sure Boldyspicy's going to be sad if they miss this stuff. Besides, who's going to draw for us then?

 

[Yog-Spergoth]

Ssh, you can't be late to the party @BOLDYSPICY!, you are the party.

 

[Chipmunk's Bounty]

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It's okay sweetheart, we still love you.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I've had enough for one night. I'm signing off.

Ssh, you can't be late to the party @BOLDYSPICY!, you are the party.

It's okay sweetheart, we still love you.

Also, you guys are sweet, thank you.

 

[Dudeofteenage]

I like how Connor assumes that just because he's a selfish asshole, that means everybody is a selfish asshole and anyone who is genuinely kind is faking it.

I don't know if that's the 'tism that does that or if it's because he's just that much of a jerk.

I think you are underestimating the role that off-the-shelf demonstrative cynicism plays.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

Hopefully, I'll have an internship putting up books at the local library, as well as helping out at a thrift store I frequent.

Hey, good luck.
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