🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Shiala said:
Did you see that resume? It's even worse than his previous one. That's not trying to improve, that's trying to piss people off.
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The worst part is I bet fatty is sitting at his computer laughing about how how trolled all of us with his magnificent wit.
 
Shiala said:
Did you even look at other examples that are posted online to help you create a resume? This would get thrown out immediately. There is resume aid's all over specifically catered towards students with no prior work experience.

This is just another attempt to get on our good side half-assedly.
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Connor, why did you agree to this post? Shiala is calling you out saying that you're not even trying. And you agree with them. What are you even doing right now?
 
Aight. Here I go. I know this is dumb guys but I was at this point once and I wanna help him

Graduated Beaufort High School in 2012
  • ANY AWARDS, HONORS, GOOD GPAS, CLUBS/ACTIVITIES (that aren't gross or embarrassing) GO HERE. You're selling YOURSELF. Do it well, dickhead.
Is currently attending Technical College of the Lowcountry, Beaufort
  • Major???? Awards? Clubs? Ect
Campus, Associate of Arts and Sciences program
  • ANY awards or collab. projects? ANYTHING POSITIVE. REally.
Proficient in Microsoft Office Suite
  • Access? Excel? Can you make databases/spreadsheets/powerpoints/word docs? (Access and Excel are important. Learn them if you dont know them already)
No previous work or volunteer experience
  • "....but I'm a quick leaner (LIE!), dedicated (LIE HARDER!) and since I've had no previous experience, I'm easily trainable.
 
@Connor what the fuck? This resume is awful. I literally designed and wrote out an actual one for you, did you not like something about it? You gave me zero feedback other than a 'feels' rating.
 
Connor said:
I agree with Shiala that the resume was pretty half-assed. That's why.
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Then why didn't you address it? You keep saying that you're going to improve and you're going to prove it to all of us and then you pull this shit. Admit that you didn't bother to look online. At all.

No one has any reason to care at all or give you any kind of encouraging words until you complete something, something that shows serious effort, first.
 
Handsome Pete said:
There is no reaction gif bug-eyed enough for what I am feeling.
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lolwut said:
@Connor @Connor @Connor
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@Connor @Connor @Connor @Connor @Connor I'm going to keep this up until you stop selectively ignoring questions you don't like. You need to answer for being such a little shit before you get any more advice or sympathy from me, in addition to making progress, not promises.
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2. What do you have to say about that friend of yours you threw under the bus on here now that we know he's nicer and more successful than you?
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lolwut said:
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@Connor @Connor @Connor @Connor @Connor I'm going to keep this up until you stop selectively ignoring questions you don't like. You need to answer for being such a little shit before you get any more advice or sympathy from me, in addition to making progress, not promises.
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I'm telling you, I really hate myself for the shit I've pulled on here. It makes me sick!
 
Sigyn said:
Aight. Here I go. I know this is dumb guys but I was at this point once and I wanna help him

Graduated Beaufort High School in 2012
  • ANY AWARDS, HONORS, GOOD GPAS, CLUBS/ACTIVITIES (that aren't gross or embarrassing) GO HERE. You're selling YOURSELF. Do it well, dickhead.
Is currently attending Technical College of the Lowcountry, Beaufort
  • Major???? Awards? Clubs? Ect
Campus, Associate of Arts and Sciences program
  • ANY awards or collab. projects? ANYTHING POSITIVE. REally.
Proficient in Microsoft Office Suite
  • Access? Excel? Can you make databases/spreadsheets/powerpoints/word docs? (Access and Excel are important. Learn them if you dont know them already)
No previous work or volunteer experience
  • "....but I'm a quick leaner (LIE!), dedicated (LIE HARDER!) and since I've had no previous experience, I'm easily trainable.
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Honestly, I feel that his skills should go at the top since he has no work experience, any prospective employer is going to look for what he's capable of, including if he's a fast learn (this is important because he clearly isn't).

A cover letter will also go far since it'll help gauge who he is and gives people a look into what he's like.
 
Shiala said:
Honestly, I feel that his skills should go at the top since he has no work experience, any prospective employer is going to look for what he's capable of, including if he's a fast learn (this is important because he clearly isn't).

A cover letter will also go far since it'll help gauge who he is and gives people a look into what he's like.
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Also, a cover letter can really be a boon for a writer. It's probably helped me a lot when my resumes lacked appropriate experiences.
 
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