🍽️ حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 127 13.2%

  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.6%

  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 529 55.0%

  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 232 24.1%
  • Total voters
    961
Connor said:
I'm telling you, I really hate myself for the shit I've pulled on here. It makes me sick!
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connor said:
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Allow me to rephrase... I am disturbed and almost physically sickened by the vitriol of both my past posts and this thread.
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I never thought my past internet antics and shitty, half-assed first draft would actually make me physically sick to the stomach.
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Connor, please stop. No one's buying it.
 
Shiala said:
Honestly, I feel that his skills should go at the top since he has no work experience, any prospective employer is going to look for what he's capable of, including if he's a fast learn (this is important because he clearly isn't).

A cover letter will also go far since it'll help gauge who he is and gives people a look into what he's like.
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Yes. And since we know he'd get destroyed by a food chain/retail job, he should go for quieter ones, so the abilities should reflect that kind of job. "Needs minimal instruction" (Lie) "Focused" (another lie) ect. Like, a stocking job would be good for him, provided it isn't a medical one like stocking meds
 
Connor said:
I'm telling you, I really hate myself for the shit I've pulled on here. It makes me sick!
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You've pulled it everywhere, Connor, and you know it.

A mistake is a mistake if it's a one-time deal or if it's just a phase. But we have plenty of evidence that shows this is a legitimate viewpoint of yours and you still believe all these things you say. Stop the lies and actually explain yourself.

Connor said:
You want an explanation for my behavior? I admit it. I'm a fucked up individual and I need to get my shit together, okay?
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His usual tantrum begins.
 
Shiala said:
You've pulled it everywhere, Connor, and you know it.

A mistake is a mistake if it's a one-time deal or if it's just a phase. But we have plenty of evidence that shows this is a legitimate viewpoint of yours and you still believe all these things you say. Stop the lies and actually explain yourself.
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What kind of explanation do you want?
 
So get off this forum and get your shit together. Have you gotten so fat that you are physically incapable of moving?
 
Connor said:
You want an explanation for my behavior? I admit it. I'm a fucked up individual and I need to get my shit together, okay?
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You're spiraling back into old behavior patterns. When you try to change yourself, you have to understand, YOU might have decided to become better and YOU might feel different, but everyone else is still looking at what you actually did. Just humbly accept the criticism and let it fuel you to improve yourself so you don't hear those things.

"Clearly I am a bad person" is excusing yourself from the effort of becoming a good person.
 
Connor said:
What kind of explanation do you want?
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Idk, maybe about why you feel the need to come to a forum that upsets you for attention when you could be sorting these problems out with a licensed professional, school counselors, life coach or family/friends ?

INB4 Therapists cost money, free clinics
INB4 no family/friends, this is why
 
Sigyn said:
Like, a stocking job would be good for him, provided it isn't a medical one like stocking meds
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Shelf stocking at a place like Walmart would destroy him. It's a soul-crushing I wouldn't wish even on him.

Connor said:
You want an explanation for my behavior? I admit it. I'm a fucked up individual and I need to get my shit together, okay?
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Now you're just trying to placate me, as well as wasting everyone's time. It's clear you have no interest in changing, you just want us to tolerate you sperging out here again because no other forum will take you. I think you owe it to your buddy to be a better friend to him, he's a lot more than you deserve.
 
Connor said:
What kind of explanation do you want?
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  • What did you think you'd accomplish by showing us a half-assed resume that I could type in 30 seconds?
  • What did you think you'd accomplish by just logging in and telling us?
  • Why do you keep ignoring everyone's advice? Sound advice, I might add
  • Why do you hate women?
  • And minorities
  • And adoptive parents?
Please keep in mind that, unlike your resumes, the answer to these questions must be 5 paragraphs each and show thought.

Connor said:
I've had enough for one night. I'm signing off.
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Thought so.
 
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