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Updates from the only interesting drama in Minnesota:

Nick Rekieta's life

Unsurprisingly, the lower court judge has ruled that the bodycam footage WILL NOT be released. Hardin will continue to fight for the first amendment in a higher court:
Sorry if late, but a Judge ruled that body cam footage of Nick's arrest cannot be released

On the lighter side:
Nick seems to either have, or is in the process of acquiring a replacement sidepiece after April broke free of her drug induced sex slavery: some retarded pornstar named Scarlett.

Scarlett mentions that Nick is one of 2 people that "talks to [her] on the phone like a person" (the other is Ethan Ralph) and that she is going to Hackamania, almost certainly because Nick invited her.
 
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Kanye took out a full page ad in the WSJ to apologize to Jewish people.
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Discuss in the Kanye thread.
 
Turkey Tom's ex @sacramento89 has confirmed speculation that Tom is a fan of Nick Fuentes. This immediately opens up new lines of speculation regarding multiple other revelations surrounding Tom, such as his interest in ageplay and other pedophilic tendencies, the abusive behavior he exhibited to his girlfriends, his homosexual relationship connection to Destiny and why AugieRFC (Another commentary YouTuber who coincidentally associated with groypers and had a channel on Fuentes' cozy.tv) might be running defense for him.

ETA: More info from Sacramento about Tom being a groyper
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Has the economy been fucking you in the ass? Can't get a mortgage even though you pay your bills on time? Solution: become Shondo and promote lolicon to your army of simps until you get a house.
Discuss maximum grift here:

 
Great News Highguard sisters, Highguard has finally released to critical acclaim and 5 Billion players worldwide are enjoying this beautiful game, the game has become the most successful piece of media EVER and has already made 3 HighGuardBillion (HGB ₿) dollars!!!!1.


Nah, just kidding — Highguard is currently sitting at “Overwhelmingly Negative” on Steam. If you don’t know, that’s a really hard score to hit organically, and usually mostly reserved for games getting review-bombed or games that simply dont work, Only about 23% of its 10,000 reviews are positive.
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The game features an aggressive anti-cheat that requires you to use Secure Boot and has one single mode: a 3v3 looting PvP hero-shooter played on absurdly large maps, The gameplay its sort of a mix of Paladins (Hi-rez overwatch clone) and Apex Legends: you ride around in different animals, opening chests, collecting currency, and buying upgrades, the game has no PVE elements or anything to do while exploring, so as you can imagine player retention is terrible.
The game peaked at 97k players early today before going down to 40k not even an hour later, take in mind this is the FINAL release of the game, Highguard is not a beta, or early access, this is not a demo, THIS is the game.

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Come talk about the best game ever made and how Geoff "the dorito pope" keighley killed a studio in the Highguard Thread.
 
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Wanna read about a Roblox YouTuber who destroyed his career by taking $500 to promote a 764-esque child exploitation Discord server to his young fanbase?
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Keontae rants about getting cucked by a gay white man.
Keontae admits he is a degenerate who got groomed into becoming a furry and has never had a real life relationship.


Come read the excellent new Keontae Demari McClurkin / Snunt thread in PG by @SHITFUCKER6969!
 
New to the Game Show Community thread, meet Jonathan Brand aka Jessica Brand. Jonathan is a tranny that has taken over a forum dedicated to the game show The Price is Right that has been around for over 25 years, got into college through his professor parents, claims that he knew he was a tranny at the age of 2, got an Emmy award simply because he was one of many researchers on a TV show, and is now perpetually circling the drain begging for money so he doesn't have to move back in with mommy in Florida.
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In a wild turn of events, Turkey Tom's exes have revealed that Brandon Buckingham's medical issues and subsequent GoFundMe are due to the fact he is a heavy nitrous user. His drug addiction led to a B12 deficiency and health problems.

 
The company that acts as the internet's backbone puts up a blogpost about how to build a post-quantum Matrix homeserver.
The catch? The blogpost is vibe-written. The code, instead of being post-quantum, is rather post-security, as in it has none. What it did have, however, was a bunch of TODOs that got deleted (not solved, just deleted). Github users found the specific commit and are currently clowning on clownflare.
Some choice comments:
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Next, the one and only Matthew Prince gets involved, responding to a comment with 2 likes @ing him on X, claiming the whole thing is just "proof of concept"
 
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It has been revealed by Turkey Tom's ex (@sacramento89) that Tom has a fetish involving playing with his nipples, featuring an accompanying photograph.
 
Rising star lolcow and former /r/LivestreamFails moderator Bryan Wade aka stale2000 aka /u/Tarrot_Card has released an Idubbz-esque manifesto concerning irony. Specifically stating that he isn't retarded. Just (((Ironic))).

Come discuss how he was just trolling this entire time

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